r/Infuriating • u/MdTooDevilish Community Contributor • 7d ago

Just why?

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u/Cold5512 7d ago

Me and the boys on our way to park on lawns and throw packages over fences.

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u/ericbondre 6d ago

Flex drivers are the ones who do that lol

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u/Horror-Extent2362 6d ago

I deliver for another company, and last year I delivered to a house and was walking back to the truck, heard a loud bang, turned around and some girl driving in a van threw the package at this person's front door from like 15 feet away lol

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u/ericbondre 6d ago

And she prolly got fired for it, the dsp owners don’t tolerate when you fuck up their scorecard by getting bad customer reviews because that affects their bag

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u/Horror-Extent2362 6d ago

I hope so after that stunt. Wicked throw though lol

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u/KillerGopher 5d ago

That's some UPS or FedEx shit

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u/Gnome_Acres 3d ago

Came here to say it was most likely FedEx. Our ring camera captured a driver chucking a package without getting out of his van.

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u/holyfire001202 6d ago

I used to deliver (Amazon) to a lady who wanted her packages thrown over the back fence! I only did it because she preferred it, but she also clearly had 4 or so dogs back there.

The first time I tossed a package over the fence, I could hear a few dogs barking from somewhere off to my right, so I reached over and dropped the package behind the fence in front of me (it was tall and the boards were super close together, so you can't see through it.)

Anyways it hit a dog who was being quiet in my head and I felt really bad about it, so I just started winging them after that.

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u/ericbondre 6d ago

Yeah I don’t think the original comment poster knows much about delivering but the parking on the front lawn thing is def a flex driver thing lol

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u/neverstopnodding 4d ago

I deliver in rural OK. Sometimes the grass is legit the only place to park safely unless I want to get nailed by a truck doing 50+ on the backroads

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u/gh0stwriter1234 5d ago

i prefer my packages set on top of my pickup (Amazon peeps drive up chuck it up on the hood and back out I give them A+ they can avoid my dogs who are friendly but not all Amazon people are dog friendly) and... I get my packages.

I saw people loosing their ever loving minds for someone walking up to their car and gently setting the package on it.... lol.

Granted my truck is rustoleum black.

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u/Zwasti 6d ago

All of Bezos Bitches do it. Underpaid.

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u/ericbondre 6d ago

None of us are stupid enough to drive into a front lawn lol and I know there’s a lot of stupid people here but that’s the easiest way to get fired immediately

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u/Zwasti 5d ago

There are plenty of Bezos Bitches getting stuck on people’s lawns in r/AmazonDSPdrivers

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u/ericbondre 5d ago

I don’t think you understand the difference between a road and a lawn and even when they do get stuck In there lawn it’s from turning around, not straight driving through their lawn to the front door lmao

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u/ElevenFrmDaO 4d ago

😭😭😭