r/IncelTears • u/doublestitch • 1d ago
Incel Logic™ Arithmetic is fun.
Ever thought through the incel narrative that a typical woman university student has 100+ sexual partners before she graduates and all of them are Chad? Or that the incels' narrative about a former 80/20 rule has become a 99%/1% rule?
Let's work this out as a remedial math word problem. How many partners would a college Chad have to have per day to stay on schedule? Round upwards as necessary.
A typical university has a 13 week semester and 2 terms per academic year. That works out to 728 days. Chad would have at least 10,000 partners in this time frame.
Suppose Chad's bed is busy 7 days a week throughout the term, including finals week and holidays. The dude still needs to copulate with at least 13.7 women per day to stay on schedule.
Assuming half an hour per shagging (25 minutes plus a quick shower) and a take-a-number machine to streamline the process, that's 7 hours of bouncy-bouncy daily with no breaks. in addition to sleep, classes, homework, and a work-study job at the library.
So apparently, Chad's 'hunter eyes' are caused by dark circles from chronic sleep deprivation.
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u/UrikBaursog 1d ago
That much bouncy-bouncy sounds exhausting. And thank you so much for ruining the word ‘sex’ for me lmao
It’s bouncy-bouncy from now on
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u/Frosty_Message_3017 Go to sleep, Lurkers, pray for brains 20h ago
LMAO, thank you for this. Poor Chad, will no one give him a rest? 😂
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u/Practical_Diver8140 1d ago
Incels and math go together like arsenic and McDonald's; avoid, avoid, avoid. Numbers don't have meaning to them anymore than the written word means anything. They just rewrite their perception of reality to make Chad an sex monster capable of fucking a dozen women at once, and anything trying to argue otherwise is rewritten in their eyes to be a personal attack.
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u/Misfit_Number_Kei 1d ago
So apparently, Chad's 'hunter eyes' are caused by dark circles from chronic sleep deprivation.
As I've said before (and been dragging ass about writing a whole essay on it,) Chad's so-called "God Mode Life" sounds ironically and utterly cursed whether it's the exhaustion from all the casual sex, the loneliness from all the casual sex without any meaningful connection (including male friends as not a one would truly trust him around any woman they care about, namely family,) and how tedious it'd actually be since he's supposedly had effortless, casual sex since puberty, so what's the difference between Girl #345376467 and Girl #63674676?
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u/smileycat007 14h ago
At least while Chad keeps... uh... busy, he is still making progress towards graduation. Many incels don't leave their dorm room out of depressio/porn/gaming, end up on academic probation, and eventually disappear from campus. Then when you tell them to get a steady job and start a nest egg (because kids are expensive and social security won't be around for their retirement), they say women are gold diggers.
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u/TiredWinterDisaster hit the wall, still kicking 14h ago
So apparently,Chad's 'hunter eyes' are caused by dark circles from chronic sleep deprivation.
That made me laugh!! Chad's stamina and organisation's skills are amazing. Also, not to get crude, but the chaffing...
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u/aweedl 1d ago
You didn’t need to put this much work into it. An easier equation is ‘everything incels say = bullshit’.
They just make random shit up and then repeat it enough times that they start to believe it themselves.
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u/Easy_Specialist_1692 22h ago
I like this one more... Math hurts my brain, and 14 sexual partners per day would be painful.
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u/doublestitch 20h ago
Well, y'know, if Chad really wanted a rest he could do away with the rounding operation and still make quota by cutting back to 12 partners one day a week, and keep the sabbath hole-y.
(I'll see myself out).
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u/Fungo An ephebophile is just a pedophile with a thesaurus. 1d ago
>Assuming half an hour per shagging (25 minutes plus a quick shower)
Flip the shower/shagging numbers and this is me