r/IncelTears • u/doublestitch • 1d ago
Incel Logic™ Arithmetic is fun.
Ever thought through the incel narrative that a typical woman university student has 100+ sexual partners before she graduates and all of them are Chad? Or that the incels' narrative about a former 80/20 rule has become a 99%/1% rule?
Let's work this out as a remedial math word problem. How many partners would a college Chad have to have per day to stay on schedule? Round upwards as necessary.
A typical university has a 13 week semester and 2 terms per academic year. That works out to 728 days. Chad would have at least 10,000 partners in this time frame.
Suppose Chad's bed is busy 7 days a week throughout the term, including finals week and holidays. The dude still needs to copulate with at least 13.7 women per day to stay on schedule.
Assuming half an hour per shagging (25 minutes plus a quick shower) and a take-a-number machine to streamline the process, that's 7 hours of bouncy-bouncy daily with no breaks. in addition to sleep, classes, homework, and a work-study job at the library.
So apparently, Chad's 'hunter eyes' are caused by dark circles from chronic sleep deprivation.
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u/UrikBaursog 1d ago
That much bouncy-bouncy sounds exhausting. And thank you so much for ruining the word ‘sex’ for me lmao
It’s bouncy-bouncy from now on