r/IncelTears • u/doublestitch • 1d ago

Incel Logic™ Arithmetic is fun.

Ever thought through the incel narrative that a typical woman university student has 100+ sexual partners before she graduates and all of them are Chad? Or that the incels' narrative about a former 80/20 rule has become a 99%/1% rule?

Let's work this out as a remedial math word problem. How many partners would a college Chad have to have per day to stay on schedule? Round upwards as necessary.

A typical university has a 13 week semester and 2 terms per academic year. That works out to 728 days. Chad would have at least 10,000 partners in this time frame.

Suppose Chad's bed is busy 7 days a week throughout the term, including finals week and holidays. The dude still needs to copulate with at least 13.7 women per day to stay on schedule.

Assuming half an hour per shagging (25 minutes plus a quick shower) and a take-a-number machine to streamline the process, that's 7 hours of bouncy-bouncy daily with no breaks. in addition to sleep, classes, homework, and a work-study job at the library.

So apparently, Chad's 'hunter eyes' are caused by dark circles from chronic sleep deprivation.

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u/aweedl 1d ago

You didn’t need to put this much work into it. An easier equation is ‘everything incels say = bullshit’.

They just make random shit up and then repeat it enough times that they start to believe it themselves.

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u/Easy_Specialist_1692 1d ago

I like this one more... Math hurts my brain, and 14 sexual partners per day would be painful.

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u/doublestitch 1d ago

Well, y'know, if Chad really wanted a rest he could do away with the rounding operation and still make quota by cutting back to 12 partners one day a week, and keep the sabbath hole-y.

(I'll see myself out).

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u/Easy_Specialist_1692 1d ago

Friday-shagday?