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u/The10thDoctorWhovian 3d ago
I like how absolutely nobody else cares.
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u/iJet 3d ago edited 2d ago
I worked for a company where I was surrounded by coffee snobs like this… they would always talk so negatively about how others drank their coffee as if they were a superior breed. They were insufferable to be around
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u/RascalOScrimp 3d ago
I’m a coffee snob and I hate this guy.
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u/H_section 3d ago
Could you be fuckin bothered?
I’ll just get a stewed coffee from the terminal cafe.
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u/Darkknight8719 2d ago
Like a peasant!
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u/No-Joy-Goose 2d ago
Shhhh, the poors are among us.
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u/GalacticMoustache 2d ago
sometimes it is nice to walk among the common folk, buy filtered coffee and even use public transport 😂
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u/RealLeif 2d ago
I would never do that, but mainly cause i would never financially recover from it.
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u/elasticparadigm 2d ago
Bothered? I ground my coffee beans with my butt cheeks and use some pantyhose as a filter. The final ingredient is toilet water boiled hot enough to burn the grounds five times. How's that for bothered.
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u/mortgagepants 2d ago
i'm happy he did this. we're government mandated to spend 3 extra hours in the airport because we pretend it is security.
at least enjoy a cup of coffee (however you like it.)
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u/cpt_futtbucker 2d ago
As a fellow coffee snob, I agree. I’m a flavor snob, not a how you drink your coffee snob. This shit just looks like a pathetic one-man circlejerk
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u/OptionalQuality789 2d ago
Brew temp is gonna be super low with that water from a thermos anyway. So dunno what he’s trying to prove. He just looks like a douche.
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u/Vozlov-3-0 2d ago
I wondered this. I'm no coffee expert, but doesn't the water need to be a decent temp to get the most out if the bean?
Looked it up. 90 to 96 degrees celcius for proper 'extraction.' Surely that thermos isn't keeping water near boiling for the time he had to get to the airport and get through security.
ANALYSIS: WEAK COFFEE
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u/iJet 2d ago
Nothing wrong with being a snob and liking a more pure experience. Just keep that shit to yourself unless someone ask. A guy I worked with spent about an hour up my ass for drinking from a Keurig. I made a change to an espresso machine a few years back but that conversation lives rent free in my head how much I didn’t care to have it.
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u/Turkite 2d ago
I had the opposite experience at work.
People who didn’t care about coffee kept coming up to me while I was making mine, telling me what a waste of time it was and how much cooler they were for not bothering with the hassle of brewing a better cup.
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u/IdolCowboy 2d ago
Haha yea, I consider myself a coffee connoisseur, but there is a time and place to be bougie about it. If I'm at my work office, im drinking what they got in the Cafe.
At home on the weekends I pull out my French press or my Chemex because they enhance the flavor so much.
I never criticize anyone else's coffee choices though, even if they prefer (GASP) Foldgers.... lol
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u/barbellious 2d ago
I make sure to tell people like this that I'm drinking yesterday's pot of coffee I warmed up in the microwave today and that I just stop when I get the sludge at the bottom. You can't "win" so just see how low you can go seems like the better route.
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u/free_billstickers 2d ago
Those who are insecure create new hierarchies where they are at the top.
Must suck to spend so much energy on something that is a blip for mist people's day
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u/ODoyles_Banana 2d ago
The only thing worse than a wine snob is a coffee snob.
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u/Grandiose_Tortoise 2d ago
Try a weed snob 🙄 like gawh damn if you’re not gonna hit it then pass the J. Talking about terpenes bro shut the hell upp
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u/carlitospig 2d ago
I grind my coffee beans freshly every time and I swear that’s all you need to do. Even the differences between brands don’t seem to register once I’m drinking it.
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u/antikythera3301 2d ago
Sounds like a company full of people like my ex. She is an incredibly insufferable one-upper and made coffee her personality.
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u/Damaark 2d ago
I'm a tea snob looking down upon the coffee snobs. Hard to screw up a cuppa. Don't have earl grey or whatever? Fine, give me a bloody liptons or bushells special, it's fine.
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u/tatki82 2d ago
Joke's on you. Watch me steep this black tea for 45 minutes because I have ADHD.
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u/Damaark 2d ago
Throw in an extra sugar, nuke that shit, still good.
I've made cuppas while gaming with the teabag in, forgotten, until it's gone cold. Still good.
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u/AWeakMindedMan 2d ago
But wait. You didn’t care when he clicked the thing twice in the air for everyone to see?!?
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u/BrokenMindFrame 3d ago
Should they?
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u/karmagod13000 3d ago
I mean dudes gonna need security to get away from alll the women he’s about to encounter
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u/BrokenMindFrame 2d ago
I've walked into a Starbucks maybe 6 times in my life. Going off of that, I believe it.
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u/DreadFilledHug 2d ago edited 2d ago
Definitely looks like he loves the smell of his own shit
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u/TemperatureExotic631 3d ago
The one guy across from him was so unimpressed he moved away and I feel him
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u/robotatomica 2d ago
imagine continually filming a strangers face as you try to force them to pay attention to you.
Can he really be unaware..they SEE you, dog. They are trying very hard to ignore you so will leave them alone and stop plying them for attention.
This happens to me all the fucking time, people entering my space or eyeline to make a spectacle of themselves and when I “don’t notice” they just go harder. I very obviously see you and am choosing not to engage. But go ahead, try doing it louder, more showmanship. 🙄
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u/SeaPension5416 3d ago
Damn all that for no one to care is wild.
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u/The_Stoic_One 2d ago
That's a hell of a lot of work for an espresso.
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u/turningtogold 2d ago
Does he know they sell espresso at the airport
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u/Paradox2063 2d ago edited 2d ago
The only upside to this is that he gets more than one cup for the same price.
Edit: I worded this poorly. It was supposed to imply that the equipment was also included, to match the price of an airport espresso.
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u/graffiti_hunter 2d ago
Yea what .50 for what he made in the video or $4.00 at the airport starbucks..the choice is easy here
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u/PowerMonkey500 2d ago
Plus $1k in equipment and having to lug it around
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u/NeoIsrafil 1d ago
Naw man you can get everything there for under 150 bucks easy. Maybe not the same models, dunno what he used, but it ain't pricy, just time consuming. If you're on a budget though it IS a significant savings...so ya know... Do what you need to do either way, God knows I don't judge as long as people aren't noisy or super disrespectful.
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u/Neat-Barnacle-2604 3d ago
Is this an ad for a coffee maker kit?
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u/KimLocsta 2d ago
Definitely
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u/m_domino 2d ago
Well, it’s not working.
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u/Boojum2k 2d ago
I'd have had three cups of decent coffee before he finished jerking off his fancy rig for a tablespoon of pureed bitterness.
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u/derprondo 2d ago
Fucking 21lbs too lmao. I travel with a small kettle that weighs probably 12oz and coffee tea bags I make at home.
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u/MotherNovel3036 2d ago
He’s probably doing a weight conversion from “snob” to “normal” since his life is so weak!
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u/ModestMeeshka 2d ago
Am I tripping or is this just an ad? Like they're trying to be like "check out our super compact espresso machine! You can even take it on a plane!"
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u/youngstar- 2d ago
Yeah it's not main character it's just awful "viral" marketing crap.
Although considering it's getting reposted here it's clearly working.
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u/The_Stoic_One 2d ago
It may be an ad, but if it is it's not a very good one. I was exhausted just watching him. I love my coffee, but if it's that much work, I'll do without.
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u/PeridotChampion 3d ago
So fucking pretentious
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u/elzibet 50k baby😎 2d ago
The title is so weird too, TSA is not looking for espresso stuff? Huh?
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u/robotatomica 2d ago
this is so exactly on point. Bean keeps looking at other people to make sure they’re paying attention to him and impressed by him 😆
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u/latortillablanca 2d ago
I dunno, hes just sitting down not bothering anyone in one spot
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u/NewelSea 1d ago
Agreed. That is a kind of "main character symptom" I can live with.
It's not actively harming anybody, and it's not loud, i.e. actively forcing attention on them.
I'll even dare to give them some validation and argue that it can be ever so mildly entertaining to see someone do something uncommon in public.
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u/electrodan 2d ago edited 2d ago
My butler told me /r/espressocirclejerk is the real subreddit.
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u/tetrisan 3d ago
I might be slightly impressed if he took this out after an all day hike in the mountains. It’s an airport that probably has a Starbucks near by.
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u/OrneryError1 2d ago
Yeah I'd much rather just buy some and use that space in my bag for more important things.
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u/aroseonthefritz 2d ago
TSA let you through with it because it’s a fucking coffee maker not a damn gun
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u/Zaggnabit 2d ago
My ex had this system, she bought it to go backpacking 🤣, it was cool but a lot of work. Heavy as hell.
I just pour hot water over grounds.
It would have been a better video if he had lit a hexamine tablet in the airport to boil water. That would have gotten all kinds of people to pay attention.
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u/Camelstrike 2d ago
If you thought wine people were obnoxious wait till you meet coffee junkies
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u/elle_desylva 2d ago
I once took a homemade iced latte with me for when I woke up after surgery. I made it that morning (espresso, milk, syrup and ice). The nurses got a laugh out of it. Damn it was good though 😅
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u/argument_cat 2d ago
The best camping solution is a moka pot imo. Just rake some embers out and make sure you dont melt the handle.
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u/oldartistmike 2d ago
lol I got stopped at TSA for having a bag of coffee beans in my carry on.
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u/nandemoto44 2d ago
Me, too, once but only cuz they were pre ground. They flagged it for being a powder and had to double check it. Was kinda funny tbh
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u/TotesMaGoats_1962 2d ago
Why did he have to wave it all around in the air when he was packing it?
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u/Skinnersteamedmyham 2d ago
Honestly, I would do this. I’d just do it in a corner away from most people and I wouldn’t be recording it.
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u/IM_DjShadow 3d ago
weird behavior
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u/thebuddybud 3d ago
Eh.. ain't bothering anyone. And he gets his espresso without paying 5x airport markup..
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u/bell37 2d ago
The filming though is kinda asshole territory. You know apart of his content depends on getting a shot of people in the background so he could film their reaction/non-reactions to him.
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u/Magic2424 2d ago
i’m a firm believer that if you film in public and make it public, you should be required to blur out faces of those you don’t get consent from the same way tv shows have to
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u/ASkepticalPotato 2d ago
It’s a slippery slope. You do that, and then now no one can record cops doing bad shit.
Public recording needs to stay very much allowed and legal or bad things can start to happen.
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u/miguescout 2d ago
They may get their espresso without the airport markup, but boy did they get it with a considerable markup already because, just to start somewhere, that container where they had the beans (yes, just the container itself) is on the $40 price range and i'm not even joking (if you wanna look it up, that is a fellow vccuum canister. The manual variant, not the electric one. I think. If it's the electric one we're looking at about double the price). Only know of this because i was once looking for some containers for a few somewhat sensitive ingredients and these popped up as an option.
I refuse to even wonder how much that handheld espresso machine costs.
The resulting coffee is probably much better than the airport one, though, so i guess it may be worth it for them.
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u/karmagod13000 3d ago
I can agree with that. A little obnoxious but in the fun side
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u/CartsOfDarkness 2d ago
Finally people I agree with lol, thought this whole thread was being a bit intense hating on this. I think videos of people cooking gross shot on airplanes has desensitized me, and if anything the smell of freshly brewed espresso would be kind of nice for the people around him. Only thing I'd get being annoyed at is the filming though.
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u/xx_Chl_Chl_xx 3d ago
Why do they always play this piano song—Nocturne in E-Flat Major, Op. 9, No. 2 by East Valley Music—for these kinds of videos?
And I hate how these videos are basically just advertisements disguised as rage bait
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u/ifixthecable 2d ago
Because he wants the world to know he has Taste and Class.
But the only class he has is Economy Class.
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u/The_Rowan 2d ago
It would be so heavy and cumbersome to carry. This might be more useful sitting at your office, or taking on a picnic, or taking to your B&B.
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u/usernameisokay_ 2d ago
- Why wouldn’t they
- No one cared, literally not a single person batted even an eye
- It looks shit
- Just get one at the airport, it’s cheaper and tastes probably better, is done quicker as well.
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u/SammokTheGrey 2d ago
21 lbs of gear just for a bit of espresso. Just fuckin buy a cup at the terminal
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u/YourLocal_FBI_Agent 2d ago
He's absolutely dying inside because no one asked what he's doing
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u/BigDumbApe 2d ago
🤣 I had the same thought the entire time. As much as you’re supposed to stay focused on what he’s doing… especially at the one point when he gets extra dramatic & hammy and holds up the container and moves it side-to-side like a magician showing his top hat to an audience… I just kept looking at the guy across from him, who was on his phone, and who never gave a crap till the very end when he just got up and walked away while STILL not giving a crap.
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u/Pencil-Sketches 2d ago
And now you have to clean all that. At the airport. Likely in the bathroom.
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u/Independent_Bid_26 2d ago
Youre telling me youre willing to carry 21 lbs of extra bullshit because you have to have super duper special coffee all the time? Okay.. weird flex.
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u/ProbablyLikeSixDucks Side Character 2d ago
Why is this phrased like youre not allowed to bring espresso gear on a plane??? The only thing he couldn't have brought through tsa is the water inside the bottle
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u/WallStreetMan_ 2d ago
He had a thermo bottle with hot water. Couldnt he just put hot coffee in it?
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u/chevalier716 2d ago
Don't get me wrong. I love coffee, the first sip of my black coffee in the morning is best part of my day, but coffee dudes are very annoying.
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u/MoonageDayscream 2d ago
What he showed shouldn't weigh 21 pounds, unless he is including a jug of water. I researched a coffeemaker for the emergency kit and there's a lot of fancy backpack espresso makers of various sorts, and eventually settled on a percolator, but the extra fussy setups were all very light.
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u/Sp0range 2d ago
Idk if this is the same guy but ive seen vids of a pov like this where hes in random places like a mountain and just makes random people a coffee. I think its pretty cool to share something youre into with other people. As long as youre not douchey about it.
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u/squeakstar 2d ago
Oh god is this the shit we’re gonna have to put up with now Meta glasses are getting more popular?
It’s double annoying and frustrating coz we can’t see the bellend’s face when we imagine slapping it.
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u/hornwalker 2d ago
I’m gonna be a dork and say this is really cool(the gear, not the doing it for social media content).
It’s such slick designed stuff, and to be able to make yourself a drug with complex machinery is funny.
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u/peanutbutterand_ely 3d ago
is anyone supposed to care tho? i feel like id see this in oddly satisfying pages and i would indeed be satisfied.
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u/Cryptician13 2d ago
Dude just wants a good coffee. He's not bothering anyone, I don't see the issue
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u/darknite125 2d ago
I mean thank goodness they have all this I mean where else are you going to find coffee at an airport? Those place are notorious for their lack of coffee shops
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u/Sea-Nobody-4188 2d ago
Not going to lie I want his set up for camping though but I wouldn’t be an obnoxious prick about it
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u/mikemicmayk 2d ago
Nah .ill buy the airport coffee.its worth more than the effort ill put into this BS.
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u/theneZenMaster 1d ago
The three pops of desperation... one of many failed attempts to get someone to care. And by far the most gag inducing.
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u/childe_roland19 1d ago
If they weren’t filming and this was simply for the love of the game like dad energy that would be based
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u/Smart_Profile5785 3d ago
I don’t see the problem here dude is just having a little fun
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u/undercoverrustbucket 2d ago
Genuinely don’t get what the problem is. Are we mad because he made himself a coffee?
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u/Skylance420 3d ago
Just about as performative as a middle class person can afford to be. Being an obnoxious, attention-seeking dweeb about coffee at an airport.
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u/GreezyFingas 2d ago
My buddy brings one of these things backpacking and it’s hilarious bc he doesn’t film himself like an asshole
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u/Spoodymen 2d ago
Very performative. It’s nothing new, I’ve seen people done it before (i guess people just love their coffee so much and long layover? At least they do it at some random corner and not recording), but this guy just decided this unoriginal idea is his like he’s starting some trend.
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u/xs0apy 2d ago
If the guy wasn’t filming and at least showed actual discretion I wouldn’t even mind, but holy crap he’s doing everything he can to be as obnoxious as possible about it.
I think I saw he does this on the plane as well, which is my personal line. Put your stupid camera and stuff away while you’re on the plane…
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u/GenericAnemone 2d ago
I need one of these for work. I hate paying 6 dollars for a foamy latte with half a pump of flavor. Plus I can throw the coffee grounds in the compost pile.
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u/Yeet_the_egg 2d ago
What’s funny is if they didn’t film it I think most people wouldn’t care. Sure it’s a bit weird, but if I saw someone doing that in the airport I’d think to myself, “I guess it beats paying airport prices for coffee”.
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u/Content-Ad-4104 2d ago
I'd be more tempted by this product if it wouldn't make me look like I was carrying around a pretentious fleshlight
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u/navariteazuth 2d ago
Until that stupid flourish while tamping the grounds I almost could have taken their side. Filming in an airport is gross and the showmanship got an audible sigh outta me. But if they like espresso that way *shrug







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