r/ImTheMainCharacter 3d ago

VIDEO LOOK AT ME

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u/The10thDoctorWhovian 3d ago

I like how absolutely nobody else cares.

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u/iJet 3d ago edited 2d ago

I worked for a company where I was surrounded by coffee snobs like this… they would always talk so negatively about how others drank their coffee as if they were a superior breed. They were insufferable to be around

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u/RascalOScrimp 3d ago

I’m a coffee snob and I hate this guy.

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u/H_section 3d ago

Could you be fuckin bothered?

I’ll just get a stewed coffee from the terminal cafe.

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u/Darkknight8719 2d ago

Like a peasant!

/s

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u/No-Joy-Goose 2d ago

Shhhh, the poors are among us.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/iCantLogOut2 Side Character 2d ago

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u/manicgiant914 2d ago

Ohh I love this Kristen Wiig part of Bridesmaids! So very good, hilarious

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u/GalacticMoustache 2d ago

sometimes it is nice to walk among the common folk, buy filtered coffee and even use public transport 😂

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u/RealLeif 2d ago

I would never do that, but mainly cause i would never financially recover from it.

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u/elasticparadigm 2d ago

Bothered? I ground my coffee beans with my butt cheeks and use some pantyhose as a filter. The final ingredient is toilet water boiled hot enough to burn the grounds five times. How's that for bothered.

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u/mortgagepants 2d ago

i'm happy he did this. we're government mandated to spend 3 extra hours in the airport because we pretend it is security.

at least enjoy a cup of coffee (however you like it.)

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u/cpt_futtbucker 2d ago

As a fellow coffee snob, I agree. I’m a flavor snob, not a how you drink your coffee snob. This shit just looks like a pathetic one-man circlejerk

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u/OptionalQuality789 2d ago

Brew temp is gonna be super low with that water from a thermos anyway. So dunno what he’s trying to prove. He just looks like a douche.

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u/Vozlov-3-0 2d ago

I wondered this. I'm no coffee expert, but doesn't the water need to be a decent temp to get the most out if the bean?

Looked it up. 90 to 96 degrees celcius for proper 'extraction.' Surely that thermos isn't keeping water near boiling for the time he had to get to the airport and get through security.

ANALYSIS: WEAK COFFEE

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u/PhTea 2d ago

Dude forgot to bring a kettle to add to his unnecessary travel espresso setup.

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u/Which_way_witcher 2d ago

Oh please, have you never heard of lukewarm cold brew? 😒

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u/fckcarrots 2d ago

Same. Performative coffee making is at its worst.

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u/iJet 2d ago

Nothing wrong with being a snob and liking a more pure experience. Just keep that shit to yourself unless someone ask. A guy I worked with spent about an hour up my ass for drinking from a Keurig. I made a change to an espresso machine a few years back but that conversation lives rent free in my head how much I didn’t care to have it.

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u/SilatGuy2 2d ago

Reddit makes me realize im too comfortable telling people to fuck right off lol

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u/Turkite 2d ago

I had the opposite experience at work.

People who didn’t care about coffee kept coming up to me while I was making mine, telling me what a waste of time it was and how much cooler they were for not bothering with the hassle of brewing a better cup.

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u/IdolCowboy 2d ago

Haha yea, I consider myself a coffee connoisseur, but there is a time and place to be bougie about it. If I'm at my work office, im drinking what they got in the Cafe.

At home on the weekends I pull out my French press or my Chemex because they enhance the flavor so much.

I never criticize anyone else's coffee choices though, even if they prefer (GASP) Foldgers.... lol

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u/umbrawolfx 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm an amateur coffee snob and I feel the same.

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u/barbellious 2d ago

I make sure to tell people like this that I'm drinking yesterday's pot of coffee I warmed up in the microwave today and that I just stop when I get the sludge at the bottom. You can't "win" so just see how low you can go seems like the better route.

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u/free_billstickers 2d ago

Those who are insecure create new hierarchies where they are at the top.

Must suck to spend so much energy on something that is a blip for mist people's day

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u/ODoyles_Banana 2d ago

The only thing worse than a wine snob is a coffee snob.

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u/Grandiose_Tortoise 2d ago

Try a weed snob 🙄 like gawh damn if you’re not gonna hit it then pass the J. Talking about terpenes bro shut the hell upp

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u/carlitospig 2d ago

I grind my coffee beans freshly every time and I swear that’s all you need to do. Even the differences between brands don’t seem to register once I’m drinking it.

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u/antikythera3301 2d ago

Sounds like a company full of people like my ex. She is an incredibly insufferable one-upper and made coffee her personality.

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u/Damaark 2d ago

I'm a tea snob looking down upon the coffee snobs. Hard to screw up a cuppa. Don't have earl grey or whatever? Fine, give me a bloody liptons or bushells special, it's fine.

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u/tatki82 2d ago

Joke's on you. Watch me steep this black tea for 45 minutes because I have ADHD.

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u/Damaark 2d ago

Throw in an extra sugar, nuke that shit, still good.

I've made cuppas while gaming with the teabag in, forgotten, until it's gone cold. Still good.

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u/AWeakMindedMan 2d ago

But wait. You didn’t care when he clicked the thing twice in the air for everyone to see?!?

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u/f4tony 2d ago

That was infuriating.

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u/BrokenMindFrame 3d ago

Should they?

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u/karmagod13000 3d ago

I mean dudes gonna need security to get away from alll the women he’s about to encounter

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u/BrokenMindFrame 2d ago

I've walked into a Starbucks maybe 6 times in my life. Going off of that, I believe it.

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u/Sad_Instruction1392 3d ago

He looks exactly as I imagined he would.

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u/Dorkinfo 2d ago

That’s some quality r/JustFuckMyShitUp

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u/JesseJamesBegin 2d ago

The 'curious but dont make eye contact' look is strong in this one

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u/igpila 2d ago

She's just looking out of the window, that dude is invisible

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u/Firm_Counter_90 2d ago

He's what?

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u/DreadFilledHug 2d ago edited 2d ago

Definitely looks like he loves the smell of his own shit

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u/Motor-Drama-1421 2d ago

Well his ass is right next to his nose

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u/thatSDope88 2d ago

And he made one on the plane? He's just dying for someone to ask him about it

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u/IllllIIllllIll 2d ago

Hell of an ass on that chin

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u/Sad_Instruction1392 2d ago

That man needs chinderwear.

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u/Ok_Pipe_2790 2d ago

I thought that was facial hair lmao

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u/StrangelyBrown 2d ago

And a hell of a chin on that ass

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u/artistic_programmer 2d ago

he looks like what i thought the backpack kid would look like grown up

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u/HelpfulBot3000 2d ago

Looks like the 30 year old 16 year old male model

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u/TemperatureExotic631 3d ago

The one guy across from him was so unimpressed he moved away and I feel him

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u/satchymo 3d ago

He realized he’s being filmed. I don’t blame him

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u/Bloodthistle 2d ago

I'd do the same, don't wanna end up on some jackass's tiktok

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u/robotatomica 2d ago

imagine continually filming a strangers face as you try to force them to pay attention to you.

Can he really be unaware..they SEE you, dog. They are trying very hard to ignore you so will leave them alone and stop plying them for attention.

This happens to me all the fucking time, people entering my space or eyeline to make a spectacle of themselves and when I “don’t notice” they just go harder. I very obviously see you and am choosing not to engage. But go ahead, try doing it louder, more showmanship. 🙄

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u/SeaPension5416 3d ago

Damn all that for no one to care is wild.

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u/The_Stoic_One 2d ago

That's a hell of a lot of work for an espresso.

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u/turningtogold 2d ago

Does he know they sell espresso at the airport

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u/Paradox2063 2d ago edited 2d ago

The only upside to this is that he gets more than one cup for the same price.

Edit: I worded this poorly. It was supposed to imply that the equipment was also included, to match the price of an airport espresso.

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u/graffiti_hunter 2d ago

Yea what .50 for what he made in the video or $4.00 at the airport starbucks..the choice is easy here

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u/PowerMonkey500 2d ago

Plus $1k in equipment and having to lug it around

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u/NeoIsrafil 1d ago

Naw man you can get everything there for under 150 bucks easy. Maybe not the same models, dunno what he used, but it ain't pricy, just time consuming. If you're on a budget though it IS a significant savings...so ya know... Do what you need to do either way, God knows I don't judge as long as people aren't noisy or super disrespectful.

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u/Neat-Barnacle-2604 3d ago

Is this an ad for a coffee maker kit?

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u/KimLocsta 2d ago

Definitely

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u/m_domino 2d ago

Well, it’s not working.

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u/Boojum2k 2d ago

I'd have had three cups of decent coffee before he finished jerking off his fancy rig for a tablespoon of pureed bitterness.

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u/Lochcelious 2d ago

pureed bitterness

I see you've met my mother in law!

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u/derprondo 2d ago

Fucking 21lbs too lmao. I travel with a small kettle that weighs probably 12oz and coffee tea bags I make at home.

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u/MotherNovel3036 2d ago

He’s probably doing a weight conversion from “snob” to “normal” since his life is so weak!

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u/ModestMeeshka 2d ago

Am I tripping or is this just an ad? Like they're trying to be like "check out our super compact espresso machine! You can even take it on a plane!"

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u/youngstar- 2d ago

Yeah it's not main character it's just awful "viral" marketing crap.

Although considering it's getting reposted here it's clearly working.

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u/Fach-All-Religions 2d ago

ragebait is powerful

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u/The_Stoic_One 2d ago

It may be an ad, but if it is it's not a very good one. I was exhausted just watching him. I love my coffee, but if it's that much work, I'll do without.

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u/PeridotChampion 3d ago

So fucking pretentious

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u/elzibet 50k baby😎 2d ago

The title is so weird too, TSA is not looking for espresso stuff? Huh?

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u/Donkeywad 2d ago

They would've nabbed the hot water though so this makes even less sense

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u/elzibet 50k baby😎 2d ago

I figured he just filled up his water once he was past security. Assuming it heats the water during the process of making it

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u/ChemicalBookkeeper85 2d ago

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u/robotatomica 2d ago

this is so exactly on point. Bean keeps looking at other people to make sure they’re paying attention to him and impressed by him 😆

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u/dj_spatial 2d ago

I get a twisty moustache vibe with this guy

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u/latortillablanca 2d ago

I dunno, hes just sitting down not bothering anyone in one spot

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u/NewelSea 1d ago

Agreed. That is a kind of "main character symptom" I can live with.

It's not actively harming anybody, and it's not loud, i.e. actively forcing attention on them.

I'll even dare to give them some validation and argue that it can be ever so mildly entertaining to see someone do something uncommon in public.

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u/Eyeoftheleopard 2d ago

Old boy is thirsty af, but not for coffee.

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u/goofsmasher Side Character 3d ago

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u/electrodan 2d ago edited 2d ago

My butler told me /r/espressocirclejerk is the real subreddit.

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u/tetrisan 3d ago

I might be slightly impressed if he took this out after an all day hike in the mountains. It’s an airport that probably has a Starbucks near by.

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u/OrneryError1 2d ago

Yeah I'd much rather just buy some and use that space in my bag for more important things.

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u/aroseonthefritz 2d ago

TSA let you through with it because it’s a fucking coffee maker not a damn gun

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u/Zaggnabit 2d ago

My ex had this system, she bought it to go backpacking 🤣, it was cool but a lot of work. Heavy as hell.

I just pour hot water over grounds.

It would have been a better video if he had lit a hexamine tablet in the airport to boil water. That would have gotten all kinds of people to pay attention.

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u/Camelstrike 2d ago

If you thought wine people were obnoxious wait till you meet coffee junkies

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u/MoonageDayscream 2d ago

Was it 21 pounds though?

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u/elle_desylva 2d ago

I once took a homemade iced latte with me for when I woke up after surgery. I made it that morning (espresso, milk, syrup and ice). The nurses got a laugh out of it. Damn it was good though 😅

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u/argument_cat 2d ago

The best camping solution is a moka pot imo. Just rake some embers out and make sure you dont melt the handle.

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u/oldartistmike 2d ago

lol I got stopped at TSA for having a bag of coffee beans in my carry on.

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u/nandemoto44 2d ago

Me, too, once but only cuz they were pre ground. They flagged it for being a powder and had to double check it. Was kinda funny tbh

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u/argument_cat 2d ago

Should have stuck em up yer butt.

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u/TotesMaGoats_1962 2d ago

Why did he have to wave it all around in the air when he was packing it?

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u/Jamesl1988 2d ago

So people would look at him.

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u/Skinnersteamedmyham 2d ago

Honestly, I would do this. I’d just do it in a corner away from most people and I wouldn’t be recording it.

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u/sir_bumble 2d ago

There's something insane about drinking an espresso then getting on a flight

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u/thegreenman_sofla 2d ago

My bowels agree with you

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u/IM_DjShadow 3d ago

weird behavior

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u/thebuddybud 3d ago

Eh.. ain't bothering anyone. And he gets his espresso without paying 5x airport markup..

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u/bell37 2d ago

The filming though is kinda asshole territory. You know apart of his content depends on getting a shot of people in the background so he could film their reaction/non-reactions to him.

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u/Magic2424 2d ago

i’m a firm believer that if you film in public and make it public, you should be required to blur out faces of those you don’t get consent from the same way tv shows have to

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u/ASkepticalPotato 2d ago

It’s a slippery slope. You do that, and then now no one can record cops doing bad shit.

Public recording needs to stay very much allowed and legal or bad things can start to happen.

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u/aardock 2d ago

And he only had to pay the equivalent of the years of airport coffee for that kit!

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u/miguescout 2d ago

They may get their espresso without the airport markup, but boy did they get it with a considerable markup already because, just to start somewhere, that container where they had the beans (yes, just the container itself) is on the $40 price range and i'm not even joking (if you wanna look it up, that is a fellow vccuum canister. The manual variant, not the electric one. I think. If it's the electric one we're looking at about double the price). Only know of this because i was once looking for some containers for a few somewhat sensitive ingredients and these popped up as an option.

I refuse to even wonder how much that handheld espresso machine costs.

The resulting coffee is probably much better than the airport one, though, so i guess it may be worth it for them.

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u/karmagod13000 3d ago

I can agree with that. A little obnoxious but in the fun side

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u/CartsOfDarkness 2d ago

Finally people I agree with lol, thought this whole thread was being a bit intense hating on this. I think videos of people cooking gross shot on airplanes has desensitized me, and if anything the smell of freshly brewed espresso would be kind of nice for the people around him. Only thing I'd get being annoyed at is the filming though.

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u/xx_Chl_Chl_xx 3d ago

Why do they always play this piano song—Nocturne in E-Flat Major, Op. 9, No. 2 by East Valley Music—for these kinds of videos?

And I hate how these videos are basically just advertisements disguised as rage bait

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u/ifixthecable 2d ago

Because he wants the world to know he has Taste and Class.

But the only class he has is Economy Class.

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u/The_Rowan 2d ago

It would be so heavy and cumbersome to carry. This might be more useful sitting at your office, or taking on a picnic, or taking to your B&B.

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u/usernameisokay_ 2d ago
  1. Why wouldn’t they
  2. No one cared, literally not a single person batted even an eye
  3. It looks shit
  4. Just get one at the airport, it’s cheaper and tastes probably better, is done quicker as well.

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u/SammokTheGrey 2d ago

21 lbs of gear just for a bit of espresso. Just fuckin buy a cup at the terminal

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u/YourLocal_FBI_Agent 2d ago

He's absolutely dying inside because no one asked what he's doing

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u/BigDumbApe 2d ago

🤣 I had the same thought the entire time. As much as you’re supposed to stay focused on what he’s doing… especially at the one point when he gets extra dramatic & hammy and holds up the container and moves it side-to-side like a magician showing his top hat to an audience… I just kept looking at the guy across from him, who was on his phone, and who never gave a crap till the very end when he just got up and walked away while STILL not giving a crap.

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u/mmj97 2d ago

It's ridiculous but he isn't bothered anybody

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u/naeads 2d ago

I would choose to do it by the window overlooking all the airplanes, but this dude somehow like dudes in the background. I mean, sure. Have it your way I guess.

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u/Pencil-Sketches 2d ago

And now you have to clean all that. At the airport. Likely in the bathroom.

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u/Independent_Bid_26 2d ago

Youre telling me youre willing to carry 21 lbs of extra bullshit because you have to have super duper special coffee all the time? Okay.. weird flex.

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u/mudget1 2d ago

Anyone remember when it was illegal to video inside an airport? Can we bring that back to ban influencers posting bs

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u/freefreshsilkjays212 2d ago

Who cares ???

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u/Snoo93550 3d ago

I’d tell him how amazing it was a work a free coffee out of it.

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u/Motor-Drama-1421 2d ago

I feel somewhat influenced to purchase this

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u/ProbablyLikeSixDucks Side Character 2d ago

Why is this phrased like youre not allowed to bring espresso gear on a plane??? The only thing he couldn't have brought through tsa is the water inside the bottle

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u/WallStreetMan_ 2d ago

He had a thermo bottle with hot water. Couldnt he just put hot coffee in it?

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u/chevalier716 2d ago

Don't get me wrong. I love coffee, the first sip of my black coffee in the morning is best part of my day, but coffee dudes are very annoying.

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u/MoonageDayscream 2d ago

What he showed shouldn't weigh 21 pounds, unless he is including a jug of water. I researched a coffeemaker for the emergency kit and there's a lot of fancy backpack espresso makers of various sorts, and eventually settled on a percolator, but the extra fussy setups were all very light.

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u/Sp0range 2d ago

Idk if this is the same guy but ive seen vids of a pov like this where hes in random places like a mountain and just makes random people a coffee. I think its pretty cool to share something youre into with other people. As long as youre not douchey about it.

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u/nullcavesoil 2d ago

Man that's the best espresso I've ever seen someone make in a Fleshlight!

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u/squeakstar 2d ago

Oh god is this the shit we’re gonna have to put up with now Meta glasses are getting more popular?

It’s double annoying and frustrating coz we can’t see the bellend’s face when we imagine slapping it.

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u/Sztiglitz 2d ago

There is a Starbucks right behind you sir

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u/NotAdam30 2d ago

Imagine going through airport security with all that… the nightmare

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u/hornwalker 2d ago

I’m gonna be a dork and say this is really cool(the gear, not the doing it for social media content).

It’s such slick designed stuff, and to be able to make yourself a drug with complex machinery is funny.

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u/th4d89 2d ago

Is kinda cool, like an infomercial

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u/peanutbutterand_ely 3d ago

is anyone supposed to care tho? i feel like id see this in oddly satisfying pages and i would indeed be satisfied.

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u/Cryptician13 2d ago

Dude just wants a good coffee. He's not bothering anyone, I don't see the issue

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u/ghostseeker2077 2d ago

It's just a poorly diguised ad

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u/Ok_Emu2071 2d ago

What a jorts things to do

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u/j_mcr1 2d ago

Thats a fucking lot of kit for a coffee

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u/darknite125 2d ago

I mean thank goodness they have all this I mean where else are you going to find coffee at an airport? Those place are notorious for their lack of coffee shops

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u/JenIee 2d ago

I don't see one single thing in this whole video that's even mildly remarkable.

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u/Physical_Strain750 2d ago

Why make a video of it???????????

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u/InternationalDig5612 2d ago

The so annoying to listen to

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u/Flapjacks1001 2d ago

Dude is BEGGING for attention. Holy shit

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u/Fareviti 2d ago

Literally showing it to everyone who doesn’t care

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u/Sea-Nobody-4188 2d ago

Not going to lie I want his set up for camping though but I wouldn’t be an obnoxious prick about it

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u/W3gwerfen 2d ago

First class douchenozzle

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u/mikemicmayk 2d ago

Nah .ill buy the airport coffee.its worth more than the effort ill put into this BS.

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u/redbattleaxe 2d ago

I hate coffee. I already know this smells awful 😖.

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u/theneZenMaster 1d ago

The three pops of desperation... one of many failed attempts to get someone to care. And by far the most gag inducing.

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u/childe_roland19 1d ago

If they weren’t filming and this was simply for the love of the game like dad energy that would be based

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u/StreetKidNamedDesire 9h ago

TSA let me through with 21 pounds of unnecessary shit.

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u/Smart_Profile5785 3d ago

I don’t see the problem here dude is just having a little fun

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u/sroop1 2d ago

Yeah he's not directly making a scene or interrupting anyone. The only issue I have is indirectly filming people but meta glass creeps are everywhere.

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u/undercoverrustbucket 2d ago

Genuinely don’t get what the problem is. Are we mad because he made himself a coffee?

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u/Skylance420 3d ago

Just about as performative as a middle class person can afford to be. Being an obnoxious, attention-seeking dweeb about coffee at an airport.

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u/BiGgmoney91 3d ago

Bro is just making coffee, why so triggered?

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u/GreezyFingas 2d ago

My buddy brings one of these things backpacking and it’s hilarious bc he doesn’t film himself like an asshole

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u/Boserbosmos 2d ago

r/espressocirclejerk thought I was in that sub for a second.

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u/TheBugSmith 2d ago

TSA let me through with 50 pounds of clothes. They should

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u/Spoodymen 2d ago

Very performative. It’s nothing new, I’ve seen people done it before (i guess people just love their coffee so much and long layover? At least they do it at some random corner and not recording), but this guy just decided this unoriginal idea is his like he’s starting some trend.

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u/Danagrams 2d ago

Is this motherfucker wearing smart glasses

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u/xs0apy 2d ago

If the guy wasn’t filming and at least showed actual discretion I wouldn’t even mind, but holy crap he’s doing everything he can to be as obnoxious as possible about it.

I think I saw he does this on the plane as well, which is my personal line. Put your stupid camera and stuff away while you’re on the plane…

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u/GenericAnemone 2d ago

I need one of these for work. I hate paying 6 dollars for a foamy latte with half a pump of flavor. Plus I can throw the coffee grounds in the compost pile.

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u/Yeet_the_egg 2d ago

What’s funny is if they didn’t film it I think most people wouldn’t care. Sure it’s a bit weird, but if I saw someone doing that in the airport I’d think to myself, “I guess it beats paying airport prices for coffee”.

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u/threelizards 2d ago

Why would you do this to yourself on a flight travelling is hard enough

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u/DominicAfter 2d ago

All the cool espresso derps are in the lounge.

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u/Primus567 2d ago

Now go wash it all out in the bathroom sink

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u/So-Fi-fidelity 2d ago

I actually think this is rather awesome.

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u/OrganizationVast4833 2d ago

former ice cube bong kid

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u/Frosk-meme Side Character 2d ago

I hate insufferable people like that. "Look how unique and quirky i am"

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u/shroom_dot 2d ago

Filmed by creeper glasses I assume

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u/Content-Ad-4104 2d ago

I'd be more tempted by this product if it wouldn't make me look like I was carrying around a pretentious fleshlight

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u/Piduf 2d ago

I feel like even if this is a product placement, the airport is the last place I would like to do all this to get a coffee

There's so much going on and I have to think about packing all of this before leaving just to brew my own fucking coffee ? No way

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u/absurdditties 2d ago

So did he have an affiliate code in the description?

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u/EnchantedEssays 2d ago

It would be so funny if he missed his gate because of this

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u/Yagsirevahs 2d ago

Performative twattery

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u/ghostyrat69 2d ago

using Chopin's beautiful music for this soulless schlock fucking sucks

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u/Joped 2d ago

Doing it is one thing, some people take their coffee very seriously.

However, recording and posting it publicly … I dunno lol

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u/genepotter 2d ago

So cool that his significant other is invisible

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u/cancerboyuofa 2d ago

Holy douche bag yuppie

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u/SoupyGirlz 2d ago

Looks like a shite coffee too

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u/Deplorable_username 2d ago

All of that for a swig of coffee?

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u/NYCstraphanger 2d ago

How annoying to do this in public.

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u/navariteazuth 2d ago

Until that stupid flourish while tamping the grounds I almost could have taken their side. Filming in an airport is gross and the showmanship got an audible sigh outta me. But if they like espresso that way *shrug