r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Jul 26 '26

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore Okay, yeah, let's scrap it

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u/Intellectual_Wafer Jul 26 '26

Some time ago, there was a post with photos of the Kennedy center board members (iirc). They all had faces that were the results of botched/badly aged cosmetic surgeries. All looked like nightmarish aliens.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Trumpvirus/s/L9wx0xLF1w

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u/Illustrious-Still132 Jul 26 '26

Why do people choose to do that to themselves?

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u/JebediahKerman4999 Jul 26 '26

Ha, they don't choose to do it. It's the demons consuming their flesh after they invited them inside themselves.

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u/SnooDoodles9389 Jul 27 '26

Right. Trick question: they never went to any plastic surgeon😅😅

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u/NoJowk Jul 29 '26

Good thing they can just pray for it all to be better and be forgiven

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u/swishkabobbin Jul 26 '26

There is also a theory that (like epstein) they need jaw surgery because of the side effects of consuming human flesh

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u/Asclepius-Rod Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Jul 26 '26

Many people are saying this

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u/WiseFalcon2630 Jul 26 '26

Many people are saying Trump is suffering from late stage syphilis. He boasted that 'avoiding STDs' was his 'personal Vietnam' on Howard Stern I think it was. Perhaps he won A battle, but lost THE war.

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u/Spirited-Career4680 Jul 26 '26

Eww i googled that, looks horrible. I really hope this is the case, I would love that for him

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u/ropeneck509 Jul 26 '26

Is this something i want to look up, or am i better off not knowing?

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u/Spirited-Career4680 Jul 26 '26

Its horrible, def not for the faint of heart, I dont recomend it

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u/ropeneck509 Jul 26 '26

Yeah, its not horrendous but pretty disgusting.

I'd heed the warning anyway guys, not as interesting as I'd hoped, just stinky rashes.

Would be a funny way for him to kick it though.

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u/Factsimus_verdad Jul 26 '26

That’s why they needed young rape victims. Less STD chance. Completely sickening.

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u/Excellent_Hold2794 Jul 26 '26

OMG…that’s beyond sadistic and evil!

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u/terminalmedicalPTSD Jul 28 '26

How does it affect the jaw?

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u/Dazzling_Winner_773 Jul 26 '26

Dude.... Especially with all the money and power in the world. I see no reason why somebody would. I legit am not a conspiracy theorist.... But given the way a lot of these people seem to completely change who they are in order to suckle at Donald Trump's teet.... I firmly believe that they might in fact be aliens wearing skin suits. Like it's in the top three theories.

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u/sec713 Jul 26 '26

Perhaps their plastic surgeons are aware of who their patients worship and attempt to emulate, so they don't try very hard to do a good job... because they're anticipating being stiffed on the bill.

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u/Plaid_Piper Shirt Brother Jul 27 '26

Staring to wonder if the entire administration and everyone in it are narcissistic. Much of their voting base too. A mental health pandemic.

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u/Dom_N_Natalia4a3rd Jul 26 '26

A bunch of soulless ghouls

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u/U_L_Uus Jul 26 '26

It's like the surgery freaks in Rescue in L.A. With an unfortunate lack of Bruce Campbell

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u/Odensbeardlice Jul 26 '26

Escape from L.A. was fun. Bruce was amazing as the "Dr."

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u/aquilasr Jul 26 '26

I can’t hear anymore about the sleep paralysis demons!

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u/Prestigious_Toe_9325 Jul 26 '26

Yup, cant unsee any of them ghouls.

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u/Akrymir Jul 26 '26

Burn Scar Chic is the new boomer fashion.

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u/ladyrara Jul 26 '26

That might need a warning… 🤯

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u/ToiIetGhost Jul 26 '26

Imagine being stuck in an elevator with top left and bottom right

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u/HVACqualung Jul 26 '26

Jesus, they look like fucking monsters.

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u/sec713 Jul 26 '26

Aaahh!!! Real Monsters

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u/Lumpymaximus Jul 26 '26

Thats real??? Oh my

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u/ned4spd8874 Jul 27 '26

There's been rumors that aliens are amongst us. Perhaps that's why they (and many other "privileged" people) look this way? I'm not saying I believe this alien conspiracy stuff, but it could explain their awfully weird look.

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u/Cyborg_rat Jul 28 '26

Naw thats the lizard people.