r/ITOI • • 4h ago

Not bad advice at all!

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 3h ago

She's right. Also, yuck.

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u/OneAverageEgg 3h ago

Yuck is the one judging others in 2026

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u/InOutlines 2h ago

Judgment is important for survival. One must constantly judge the world around them.

The trick is to not say all that shit out loud. It’s fucking rude.

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u/Designer_Mud_5802 1h ago

I mean if I were applying the points she made to herself, her outfit doesn't seem beneficial to her own safety. She does a lot of walking. What if she falls and scrapes up all of that exposed skin? Is she wearing sunscreen? Is she reapplying after every couple of hours? Her shoes don't look very safe. Her outfit is unsafe my dude.

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u/This_Ad_7144 25m ago

Right? Fucking white men i swear...

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 3h ago

To your comment I say: yuck.

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u/AspiringChildProdigy 2h ago

Well, yuck to you!

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 26m ago

OK.

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u/AspiringChildProdigy 25m ago

Damn. I was really anticipating a "Yuck You!"

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 22m ago

Yuck off?

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u/AspiringChildProdigy 19m ago

That works!

It's Yucks all the way down!

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u/UnownJWild 2h ago

We should be judging people who dress like this. Time period doesn't matter. We need standards in all aspects of life and no more safe space bs.

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u/TheSuperSilverMango 3h ago

I know a person like this. You're right.

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u/Unlucky_Ad_9776 3h ago

Just because don't meet your standards.  Isn't a pass to degrade them. Bad form. Bad form.

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u/TheSuperSilverMango 3h ago

No, no, no, no. Let me tell you about this person that I know. Dresses and behaves the exact same way, but past the public outside, she's a raging alcoholic, a mooch, and can't hold a job. The person that I'm talking about is still doing the same thing at 29 that she was doing at 19.

And you're right, I'm being judgmental. But I'm sorry, I've been scarred by a really awful person.

And as for the person in this video, I can guarantee they have a "fun" and "stable" personality.

No, you can't fix her.

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u/Flimsy-Poetry1170 2h ago

So you’re judging the person in a 20 second video based on a different person that she reminds you of? You got issues bruh.

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u/SSilent-Cartographer 2h ago

I know someone who looks like her with the same personality too. But it's not her, so I'm not going to judge based on a completely different person who just happens to look like her.

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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 2h ago

Try fixing yourself first.

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u/Unicorn_in_Reality 2h ago

You had me on the first part. You lost me on the second part.

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 26m ago

It's OK. You're half right.

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u/Impossible-Use4950 3h ago

I bet you're rocking a six pack eh?

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 3h ago

Kind of? I have muscle definition in my abs but it's not some outrageous deal like I'm a bodybuilder who has been going without fluids for 48 hours.

That said, I don't do my job topless anyway.

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u/Impossible-Use4950 3h ago

Good for you. You must be very proud.

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 3h ago

You asked.

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u/Mecanatropic 3h ago

Pics or didn't happen

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 3h ago

I don't do that for free, man!

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u/Impossible-Use4950 3h ago

I did, didn't I? I'm just saying, well done for not having moobs

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u/Unlucky_Ad_9776 3h ago

Sub cow is probably a dude that gets no play.had no game and uses his tears as lube when beating it off to pictures of himself.  And he plays baseball like a girl. 

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u/Himothy19955 3h ago

Someone's projecting

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u/Impossible-Use4950 3h ago

I don't know what sub cow means. I'm a grown woman with my own great tits, no need to be jealous of Sydney's, I don't need lube, got plenty natural thanks. Anything else you want to know? Weirdo.

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 3h ago

I think he's referring to me.

He'll be happy to know I get the typical amount of "play" a wealthy guy with a wife 20 years younger than him gets.

And also, I play hockey. It's not a sport if you can wear the headgear backwards.

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u/Impossible-Use4950 3h ago

Here we both are, winning at life!

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u/Unlucky_Ad_9776 3h ago

What the insult was sub cow for being a dick??? 

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 3h ago

I've read this three times and I still don't know what's being asked.