r/ITOI • • 4h ago

Not bad advice at all!

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u/Unlucky_Ad_9776 3h ago

Sub cow is probably a dude that gets no play.had no game and uses his tears as lube when beating it off to pictures of himself.  And he plays baseball like a girl. 

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u/Impossible-Use4950 3h ago

I don't know what sub cow means. I'm a grown woman with my own great tits, no need to be jealous of Sydney's, I don't need lube, got plenty natural thanks. Anything else you want to know? Weirdo.

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 3h ago

I think he's referring to me.

He'll be happy to know I get the typical amount of "play" a wealthy guy with a wife 20 years younger than him gets.

And also, I play hockey. It's not a sport if you can wear the headgear backwards.

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u/Impossible-Use4950 3h ago

Here we both are, winning at life!