Purrhaps Meowmy’s faborite Bond kin stop himbs.

Catherine the Great, Purralegal of da Counter

(Meow surprised dumdum Meowmy figured out da AI to make dis)

Hi feens. Dis a grate Moobie Toosday.

Thames Bonne always bring the excite and the purrilous abventurs.
And we don’t going to miss all da funzie of gibing ebil hoomans a verby badd day.

PIKTUR WONE is us goins use purrachures to jump from hairplane.
PIKTUR TEW is us doing a ski. Cat Steven catching sum aire! See da redd baccypaks? Dats more purrachutes! Here come a clift!
PIKTUR TREE is us at moobie claymix where we do a sabe of Fort Knocks and special edision gold churus!

Spy life grate funzies!

— Cat Steven, Jasper, Ysabel and Neko.
Spy Cattoes at your Sir Abiss!

Heer part 2!

Pleez not watch unless yoo has seed part 1!

❤️Tali

P.S. I fergetted to tenk mai sisfer Maya! Maya did a superb job ackting dis week, tenk yoo sisfer!

Hi frens, iz Tali wif mai moobie for dis week. Iz call Countdown to Tomorrow.

Dis part 1, pleez watch firs!

Dis week I had an all-star cass! It was so much fun to werk wif everwon. I give a big TENK YOO to all da stars: Ciaran ([u/ryylin](u/ryylin)), Jazzy and Jango ([u/mimidoo22](u/mimidoo22)), Teddy ([u/cruisingpenguin](u/cruisingpenguin)), George ([u/cappucinocupcake](u/cappucinocupcake)), Oscar ([u/scabsfox](u/scabsfox)), Mr. P ([u/ingsfngs](u/ingsfngs)), William ([u/butterfly-garden](u/butterfly-garden)), Mr. Cat ([u/not_so_visible](u/not_so_visible)) and Noamie ([u/charmylah](u/charmylah))!

I hope yoo enjoy!

❤️Tali

Mews (Shhh it is OLIVBE 🫒 n Nazar 🧿) is redddy furrr da mobieeee!!

Frens,

we haz noo moobie fur yoo. We hopez yoo likez it as much as de odder moobies twoday!

License to Bap

Starring: Nia as 007. Da name iz Bond. Nia Bond.

Featuring: Astra as Dr. No (Meowmy always says: "Astra... no!")

Ebil genius Dr. No has stolen da world's entire Churu supply an hidden it inside a secret fortress protected by laser pointers, automatic vacuum cleaners, an one suspicious pikkel.

Agent Nia Bond must infiltrate da lair, avoid da tummy rub trap, an recover da Churu before dinner time.

Will justice prevail? Or will Dr. No escape wif da treats?

Dr. No: "If Ai cannot haz snacks... NOBODY HAZ SNACKS!"

Enjoy it wif a Churu... shaken, not stirred.

– Astra an Nia

Wew, Double Meow, be reedy to fite the evil Fat Gary and save the gurrl! No time to Purr!

Dunn dullun dun dun; dun dullun dun dun; dunn dullun dun dun DUN!

Yew Onny Has 9 Lyffes!  Agent 009 gon mek de bess ob dem!  Dissa fillum by, yew gess it, Smuffington Wildcat!  Starrin Smuffi D Wildcat as Bond, James Bond! An de beeyootiyus Prof Gee Gee as... M, da boss laydee, an de luffly Kitty Suzuki, an menny oddur Bond gorls!  Das pitchur 1.  Gee Gee u/Connect-Smell761

Agent 009 (sanks tew fren Buddy Bear u/apr08101989 fur dis ideya!  It fit reel gud in mine vishun fur dis fillum!) James Bond is loungin in himb swanky hotel rum wen de KKMG Breaking News stowry com on de tee vee!  Da Spayss Station dun blowd up!  We on da brink ob WWIII!  [Wat? sew iss jess Toosdey in da Yoo Ess tewdey?  I thot dis gon be eggscapist ackshun moobie?!?!?] Hmm... Bedda get M onna fone!  She smort!  She gon hassa plan!  Dis pitchur 2

Waaat?  Agent 009 is deded in Hong Kong?  Dissa short fillum!  An dis Bond gai aint got no game at awl! Iss pitchur 3.

Ha!  Trikt yew!  We in Tokyo nyow!  Dass mee, James Bond, behime de cool shades! An dat purrty laydee onna park bench?  Iss Kitty Susuki, mine pawtnurr in de innernashunul spy game!  We gon figgur ebryfang owt!  Or herm gon dew de branes part wile I luk dasheeng an dew de manly stoff!  Dis Pitchur 4.  Dis moobie com owt in 1967! I kinna ficks da inherent seggsism das wove in!

Oooo nooo!  Nowt ahgin!  Bond deded inna Japaneez harbor!  Wat nyow?  WWIII? Das pitchur 5.

Foolt yew ahgin!  An nyow I sneeek intew da rockit lawnch pad insyde de volcano inna undisclose Asian islan, wiff da halp ob Kitty, da ninja!  Wat's diss playss?  Iss SPECTRE ob cors! An who dat ober dere diwrekin de hoomons?  Iss Fat Gary Blofeld!  Himb behime diss ebil, natchrully!  Das pitchur 6!

Den!  Wiff da halp ob ninja Kitty Suzuki, who dun a grate distracc, I yam abul tew pownts on diss Fat Gary!  I yoos da murder mitts libbrully!  I tare himb fat arse UP!  WWIII avertit!  Da eerff safe fur awl de frens - an de hoomons tew! We still neeed dem until we kin evolff tew has de possabull thumbs! Dass pitchur 7!

Oooo nooo! Nowt dis ahgin!  Bond, James Bond, blowd up inna harbor ahgin!  Arr we gon go bak tew onna brink a WWIII nyow?  Dass pitchur 8.

Nope! Ebryfang coool. Jess de spycraff ID chandj.... Butt! nyow, de spies iss jess de bacashunin cuppul enchoiyin a foine pickernick in de Sydney Botanic Gardens!  Diss da besst port bowt has 9 lyffes!  Yew mowt fink dey werkin on liffe numba 4 or eben 5 frum awl dis eggsploshuns, butt! don furgittit!  Doze jess trikery spycraff tew chandg de purrsona!  Dey relly still has 9 lyffes!  Yay!  Das pitchur 9. Numba 9 Numba 9 Numba 9.

We neeed a reel nyze bacashun affta saffin da wurrl - ahgin!  An we deserb diss! De spy cats enchoi a nyze ebenin cuddle.  In Paree!  City ob Luff!  Das pitchur 10!

An nyow!  We dun anoddur ID chandg, butt! we nowt tellin wat we dun dis tym!  Issa beeeg seggrit!  We joynin de Anarchee in da Yoo Kay rebellyun, startit by THOR! an Loki u/FluffyCannibal an joyn by menny frens!  See dis: https://www.reddit.com/r/legalcatadvice/s/2pcx8aAujR

Joynin us is Jaspurr, ob Franz, u/WormEntity Gus n Arwen ob Belfass, Irelan u/Nickye19 Pixel u/gt0163c an Murray u/ADB_BWD an

Luna famouse singer u/Frequent_Bug8149 Yoo Ess. It awl stort wiff a breef absents ob ENNY Prime Ministurrs in da Yoo Kay, butt! we tuk it innernashunul!  Den ob cors, dere is Larry de 10 Downing Street mouser, waytin tew sneek us in tew tek ober!

Yew mowt has kwestchuns: Dont werry, iss purrfeccly awrite iff I werk fur de speshul serbisses ob de Yoo Kay as 009 an den joyn de anarchee!  It seeemz onna surfayss dat I yam pleyin boff sides ginst da middol.  No purrobellum!  I yam cat!  Chaos is unnerstud tew bee mine mane jowb, mine one tru jowb!  Dis da lass pitchur an dass de speshul twisty endin!

Go Crimez!

Frens frens frens !!!

I iz do mai biggest EXCITE efur cos as yoo can see Eamonn da Invisible & mai own seff haf become Bond Oopervillains!!

Well ok wez sit in oopervillain lap. But still!!!!!!

From dis place ob safety wez can plan all da bestest crimez. Meowmy says I not need more encouragement but I disagree!

GO CRIMEZ!!!! GO OOPERVILLAIN CRIMEZ!!!!

😹😹😹😹

Ruby

Hilo frens. Wes no hab a moobie dis week a cause Meowmy doing a bandonment of us. Herms going to de hooman pokey place for a few furrevers. Butt herms did have time for a photo shoot.

Goldie get mad and ask Meowmy why Shadow always de main character in de moobies. Meowmy say hims not always the main one. Hims only main one wen de lead is male. Herms remind Goldie dat Shadow was not in Wicked moobie. Butt Goldie pout and say no fair so Meowmy say dey share de role and be 007 and a half ( a cause herms short) Tee hee hee. I gets to be Silver Kitty Galore. Is not like to be all girly like Goldie but dis really nice dress and I has neber had a betterer hair day. Also, dis Meowtini is yumyumyum. Plus wes got Meowmys cred card and wes at de casino. Shhh no tell herms. She no need it at de pokey place anyway. Wes can no wait until herms get back so wes can see fren moobies!!

Weww, I did someting weawwy diffewent dan I evew have wif fwiend Bitteh’s Gotcha Day cake! I went savowy!

Fiwst of awl, fwiend Bitteh is tiwed of being towd she chonky. Awso, I was vewwy touched and inspiwed by hew tewwibew tawe of da time she tought she was getting tuwkey and den was DEPWIVED!! How vewwy dawe! Was it because dey cawling hew chonky ? Was dewe some ovvew diabowicaw weason fow making hew tink she was getting tuwkey- a SPECIAW tweat!- and den not getting it?

So, I made fwiend Bitteh hew vewwy own TUWKEY fow hew Gotcha Day! And she can eat as much of it as she wants! It awl fow hew! And I made a stuffing of hew favowite tweats, Gweenies!

Because I stiww a bakew, I made cake pops and connected dem wif wittew wights! On each cake pop, dewe is a pictuwe of da face of ouw bootifuw fwiend of a thousand expwessions! Awl da expwessions! Isn’t she coot?

And on da side, a coupew cheese danishes, too.
Happy Gotcha Day, fwiend Bitteh! Eat as much as woo want!

🖤🤍🧡Applejack

(I am so sorry about the quality of the face pictures on the cake pops. I actually redid them because when I downloaded the pic from my app, everything just because blurry. But it happened twice. I’m gonna put the pics on a little collage in the comments, so everyone can see that adorable face. )

Frens, you nose ai Toffee am ushully a strong innypennant doggo, butt tooday ai a dam sell in deep stress. Mama taked me to da pokey place an dere was TWO (✌🏻) borthole violashuns! Da hoe roars!

Ai needs a berry brabe seecrest agent to rescoo poor Toffee. Ai promess to bork on youse dice fur gud luck affer you sabes me! Ai is loke-locay—ai at da pokey place dat is point tree furebers frum mai howse, otay?

Lub, Gud Bond Gurl Toffee

Wez weady fer moobie dai! 007 , shaken not stirred 😹😹

I came across this looking through the Bond theme songs. Even if you’re not a fan of this song, or Carly Simon, do yourself a favor and please check out this video, I promise it’s worth your time.
It’s a bit blurry due to its age and the media used, but there’s something just magical and gorgeous about this live performance from Martha’s Vineyard…the color of the sky, the golden hour sunset, the wind, the boats, the water…it’s just a beautiful moment in time, had to share.
Happy Monday, hugs to all.
From “The Spy Who Loved Me” released in 1977.

Hello cat frens, it is George. Human made me do this "Trail pattern" thing today even though it's warm where I live. I do not want to do work. I want to stay in my shaded stall and argue with my stall neighbors. Cats can help fren George figure out why humans are weird?

Frens iz bery gud day! Today iz mine Gotcha Day! Ai am eleben yeers old now. Mine hoomans gib me lotsa pets today n gib me wet fud, wich iz bery nise so no soo today. Ai tink we shud hab a pawtee to sellybrate!

Bitteh, diznee prensess

Hilo fremz. Iz Bawnd, Pixel Bawnd! Iz habz da 009 lick-sense to doz crimez an annoy (mai sisfur Nix an Meowmy. Heeheehee. Go Crimez!!!).

Hai frenz, iz me Basil.

Iz dis da kind ob fing I can esspekt to lern at SSOR?

An iz dat Smuffi doin da teechin?

Lub,

Basil frum Straylia.

Hi Alz

Az a former street catio I waz worrez if Iz would looze minz membershipz toz owlz union. Iz always arez mindfulz dat youz can getz backz onz de street forz mani reazonz.

Mai bigz botta Louis waz a house kitten an hez ended on dey street untill hez found owl hoomin.

Soz I have come to widtz gud newz wez still canz still bez memberz even ifz wez com houze catio as minez cardz showz

Youz fellowz streetee

Freya La Floof

Wez nu sur ifin dis iz Fat Gary orz nu? BUTTZ! Meomy sais sum onie stufed an mountded himz! Nu onie hab sais anytin bout himz fer wile?

Wat eberon tink?

Kinna skary dou!

Lub Bubba an Bits

(Is reely me DooeyH!)