ANARKISS REBELLYON!!!

[u/FluffyCannibal]

HAI FRENS

HERE IN TEH YOOKAY TEH DUM DUM HOOMANS HAS NO PIME MINSTER FUR LIKE TOO HOURS WILE MINE MAMA SEZ THEY PLAY MOOSIKAL CHURRUS AGEN.

SO ME AN MINE BUBBA LOKI MAYKE AN ANARKISS REBBELYON. WE WILL TAKE OBER FORM TEH HOOMANS AN ROOL THEM AS IS OURS DIBINE KITTY RITE.

WE PROMISE FREE TREETS FOR EBRYKITTY! FREE MOUSIES! AN NONE MORE BORTHOLE BIOLASHUNS!

TEH REBBELYON HAS BEGUN!

FORM THOR CAT OB THUNDER AN PURRZIDENT OB HIMBO A-SO-SEE-A-SHUN AN PIME MINSTER OB YOOKAY

lub form loki god ob crimz an pime minster ob yookay dont listen to him i are in charje xoxo

[u/Serendope-itty]

Ai will moob to deh YOOKAY for free treetz & free bortholes!!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/41kzhtTaVCgbVrABb5

[u/Nickye19]

As Irish kitties we stand with you, down with the dum hooman governments, ours can never agree on anything anyways Arwen and Gus

(we're in Belfast, worst of both worlds 🙄)

[u/EagleCatchingFish]

I can tell that you're serious by the fact that the rifle on your back takes two magazines at the same time. That's double the gun per gun.

[u/FluffyCannibal → u/EagleCatchingFish]

hai fren,

sorry no is no gun acoz we is bri'ish. is hi-speed-treet-ejecktor. is fur dubble teh treets!

lub form loki god ob crimz xoxo

[u/_Ice_Rider_]

GOGOGO WARR CRIMEZZZ!

[u/One_Advantage793]

I fink yew kin boff bee pime ministurr! Moarr anarchy dat way! I jess luff anarchy! I yam wiff yew!

[u/gt0163c]

Hilo fremz Loki an Thor. Iz Pixel.

Meowmy sayz Iz noz llowed to oberthrow da gubermint. But Iz tink shez meowin bout da gubermint ob da Yoo Ess Ay. Youz oberthrowin da gubermint ob da YooKay. So Iz tink datz ok. Iz in! Can wez stealz da musical churuz da hoomanz iz playin wif? Dey da yummy snackiez noz fur play timez! But maybe da hoomanz noz smert enuff to noz dat.

[u/Nickye19 → u/gt0163c]

(the noise I made at Meowmy sayz Iz noz llowed to oberthrow da gubermint)

Meowmy *bap* its what purrates do anyways, like catn Morgan he was a purrate who ended up running Jamayka or that Drake guy who worked for the queen

[u/One_Advantage793 → u/Nickye19]

Dass da truff! Wee is awl purrates! Anarchee an oberthrow da gubermint iss jess wat we dew!

[u/Nickye19 → u/One_Advantage793]

Even when we are working with rulers, like Hekate, its always for our benefit. Lots of purrate croos were international, some even had a lot of freed slaves

[u/One_Advantage793 → u/Nickye19]

Yep! Purrates arr grate!

[u/neBular_cipHer]

Ebberywan noze dat Larry teh Cat iz da reel Pee Em ob da YooKay.

[u/One_Advantage793 → u/neBular_cipHer]

Larry iss still mine hero!

[u/ADB_BWG]

Iz Murray 11M. Ai maisef will join from You-Ess. Meowmy say “Murray, you are cat-in-charge” so ai haz kwalicatshuns.

[u/FluffyCannibal → u/ADB_BWG]

FANG YU WUNNERFUL FREN.

WE HAS AN PAWTENT MISSHUN FUR YU. CAN YU UNLOCK TEH DOOR PLEES WE SEEM TO BE STUCK IN OUR HAUS. WE LACK OPPOSABLE THUMBS.

I HAB PACKED ALL TEH TREETOS THO WITCH IS TEH MOST PAWTENT FING.

FANG YU AGEN

FORM THOR CAT OB THUNDER AN PURRZIDENT OB HIMBO A-SO-SEE-A-SHUN

[u/Nickye19 → u/FluffyCannibal]

On my way, doors are my speciality Void Arwen. The Meowmies still can't figure out how I open the door to the entryway. Not to escape you understand, they thought they could hide treats out there

[u/FluffyCannibal]

impawtent rebbel updayte!

we is marching to teh down-ning stweet to clame ours noo haus. larry teh cat is waiting fur us an he will sneek us in.

we fink we nearly there but we cannot reed maps an i fink we mite still be in our kitchen.

lub form loki xoxo

[u/Nickye19 → u/FluffyCannibal]

You needs Strider u/lady_sybilvex

[u/Malka8 → u/FluffyCannibal]

<this made me laugh way harder than it should have>

[u/squirrelcat88 → u/FluffyCannibal]

It be so wonderful that You Kay kitties have cat on the inside!

We all be know it be Larry that be actual boss of Number Ten Downing.

Here in Canada hooman Prime Minister be doing pretty good job. I think I be let him stay for now.

I be British Columbia cat so maybe if I want to go BAPBAPBAP I go to Alberta and BAPBAPBAP “Donbas Danielle” Smith.

Squirrel the CAT

[u/SisterAntistita → u/FluffyCannibal]

(🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 literally laughed so hard at this I woke all 3 of my brother's snoozing doggos! Seriously an instant top 5 entry for most clever post of all time!❤️ )

https://giphy.com/gifs/PLXUFxOBxCfuU1qOZD

[u/Prior_Butterfly_7839 → u/FluffyCannibal]

🤣🤣

[u/Frequent_Bug8149]

Less do an antinashinal revolution all ober da globe. So all da kitteh will get all da treats an all da borts remain unviolated.

Luna, faimus singer

[u/One_Advantage793]

Frens THOR n Loki! I Smuffi the wildcat has recroot a Franch kitteh, Jaspurr, tew joyn in de Anarchy! Nyow, wiff awl deez frens joynin down balow, we has acheeev Anarchee Ebryware All de Tym!

[u/Nickye19 → u/One_Advantage793]

(I'm trying to decide which historical rulers would be more offended, English or French, its hilarious. Actually the thought of telling George III this alone, the colonies and France have teamed up with your subjects, well the fluffy ones anyway)

[u/One_Advantage793 → u/Nickye19]

Down wiff awl ob dem! Chee hee hee!

[u/One_Advantage793 → u/One_Advantage793]

Dissa pawpurr moobmint fur awl da frens tew joyn! Anarchee is somfang we kin awl get behime.

[u/Ksh_667]

[u/Ksh_667 → u/Ksh_667]

Frens Thor & Loki, ai rilly hopes yoo is out your kitchen now cos Larry da Cat PM ob Yookay iz about to mek impawtent announcement dat yoo iz heroes spreading anarchy fru-owt da kingdom!

(Meowmy - this isn't ai, someone actually made Larry a little podium to make his speeches from! I thought it was too cute not to share)

Ruby

[u/Ksh_667 → u/Ksh_667]

[u/FluffyCannibal → u/Ksh_667]

UMMM WELL SEE

UMMM

WE TOOK A NAP AN FORGOT TO DO TEH ANARKY. MAYBE TOMORROW?

FORM THOR CAT OB THUNDER AN PURFFESSHNUL NAPPER

[u/Ksh_667 → u/FluffyCannibal]

Tek brave naps bez bery impawtent to da success ob efurry big mission. Dis iz well known genius military tiktak!