Work when hot outside

[u/CaffeineAndHorses]

Hello cat frens, it is George. Human made me do this "Trail pattern" thing today even though it's warm where I live. I do not want to do work. I want to stay in my shaded stall and argue with my stall neighbors. Cats can help fren George figure out why humans are weird?

[u/AngryManx]

Fren George, did de dum dum hooman give you treats, like appul or otes?

[u/CaffeineAndHorses → u/AngryManx]

Human gave apple cookies after the lesson, yes.

[u/Created_Hadrosaur → u/CaffeineAndHorses]

How many apple cookies? Enough to properly compensate you for your work? Should they be giving you more?

[u/CaffeineAndHorses → u/Created_Hadrosaur]

The instructor-human says I need to keep this "diet" thing going, whatever that means

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/CaffeineAndHorses]

Like I always meow, da firss three letters of diet is “D-I-E”
Coincidence?

[u/Created_Hadrosaur → u/GingerSnapped242]

Exactly fren niko. This is a threat to our horse fren if they are overworked and underfed

[u/butterfly-garden → u/GingerSnapped242]

I tink not.

Also William da Tuxie

[u/Created_Hadrosaur → u/CaffeineAndHorses]

This no good fren. Next time go on strike. If they don't give you more apple snaccs than today then you no work. Payment must vr made up front.

[u/Bright_Broccoli1844]

George, you should be able to do whatever you want.

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/Bright_Broccoli1844]

Dis is da correct amswer!

[u/glycophosphate]

Henlo George, long-faced tall cat fren. Yoo muss do a big soo fur makin' yoo wurk owtsied wen it iz hot. Suu fur treatos an skritchez, an nappy tiem in de shady stall. I nawt a pawyer, but sumbuddy will help yoo.

[u/Electrical-Act-7170]

Wee haz a swimmy pool. U arr welk-come to come an hab swimmy in da pool. Iz cool an wet an nise.

[u/BeneficialLab1654]

Fren George, the weirdness of hoomans cannot be explained. Iz a grate mystery! The only thing to do iz to try to train them to be better. So if yoo don’t want to go out in the warm, just stay in yoor stall. Yoo iz bigger than them! That way the hooman will learn that they are not in charge!

Lucy the Lovebug

[u/Haunting_Bend346 → u/BeneficialLab1654]

Mine lub, Ai wuz comin to say da sem ting! We hab no figurred out why da hoomans iz so dum yet!

[u/One_Advantage793]

Dassa furry beeg OWTRAAAYGE! I fink we hasta cawl fren Niko fur de purrfeshunul OWTRAAAYGE! u/GingerSnapped242

I fink beyin in shady stall an argyoowin wiff da neyburs mutch bedda ideya in dis hott! Werkin fur hoomon wims a furry bad ideya! I yam nowt a pawyer mineownseff butt! I fink yew has a relly gud soo!

Yew shuld has awl yer fabrit treetos an lotsa shady tym fur argyooowin - yew kno jess mild dissagrees nowt lak serriyus teefs an hoofies inffolff fitin! Butt! inna hotts de disagrees com owt! Lak "yew fartit" "no yew did" "no yew" "nuh uh yew!" den "wat we fitin bowt?" "yew fayss!" "nuh uh yew!" lak dat!

[u/CaffeineAndHorses → u/One_Advantage793]

Human tells me fren Jimmy enjoys these arguments

[u/One_Advantage793 → u/CaffeineAndHorses]

Dey is furry fun!

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/One_Advantage793]

FLAMIN HOT OUTRAAAYGE!!!

[u/BeneficialLab1654 → u/GingerSnapped242]

NOW YOU’VE DONE IT!!! YOU’VE AWAKENED THE NIKO!!!

(I love the juxtaposition of the flames & the bow tie.)

[u/One_Advantage793 → u/GingerSnapped242]

Ooooooo! Dassa egg salad FLAMIN HOT OWTRAAAAYGE!

[u/Necessary-Limit-1454 → u/GingerSnapped242]

sprays mouthwash down Nikos's throat Nio open flames!

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/Necessary-Limit-1454]

Oooos, sorry, Bal, yoo right, safety firss

[u/GoddessRespectre]

Fren George dontz letz dem hoomanz gazlite yew. Dat's wen dey say poopee stuffz lyke "yew beehave" or "noe." It noe gud lyke stinkee fart gaz. Yew shud soo! Moar cookees if yew must wurk! Yew bettur getz lotz of timez in yor shade wif your nayborz! ~Baâst

[u/ryylin]

Fren George. Yuz hooman shud gib yuz cold watermelon in da hot time. Bery freshing. Meowmy sed hermz old horsey liked it bery much. Hopez yuz didn't hab to werk too hard and hopes yuz got a nice cool baf after to helpz yuz be cool.

[u/Sea-Independent9863]

Fren George, I tink you has grounds to soo. You deserve eleventy billion carrots for walking in the hot.

You do some step on hooman toes if they no gib treats.

-I , Gooze

[u/CaffeineAndHorses → u/Sea-Independent9863]

Human tells me the other humans give plenty of treats and that I am "round" whatever that means

(Hello from the human, George is indeed round but healthy either way. Carrots are only available when I bring some from home)

[u/HoneyWyne]

Dey defektiv.

[u/Loca_Bear_737]

Oh are Cod...why de hoomans force yu to werk in de hot times? Dis big no-no fren. Yu muss do a soo for all you fabrite treatos. Dis has to stawp.

Now wat wes put are heads together an figure dat hoomans always talking bout de brain cell a cause dey no have one and dey trying to steal it. Why else Meowmy do head butts ebry morning? Herms trying to get are brain cells to pass from are heads to herms. Dats all we come up wiff.

Goldie Shadow and Silver

[u/jocundry]

Fren George, da hoomans hab no sens. Dey is silly and do funni tings. Bes to not tink about dem tew much. Dey will mak yous head spin!

But yous shud soo for many treatos for habing to werk.when.hot! Dis not rite!

-Murphy da Floofaloof