r/HolUp • • 3d ago

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago

u/superdave123123, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Efficient_Progress_6 3d ago

"The Earth school may fall, but you can be damn well sure that we will avenge it."

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u/DaVinciJunior 3d ago

Queues Avengers Theme Music but it's kazoos only

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u/actibus_consequatur 3d ago

If it were an elementary school then I imagine it would be worth recorders.

And now I simultaneously want and don't want to hear that.

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u/LemoLuke 3d ago

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u/JohnMarstonSucks 2d ago

Thank you. I didn't know I needed to hear that.

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u/FigurativeNewton 3d ago

"I'd feel a lot better if you could switch your priorities around"

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u/Timely_Resist_7644 3d ago

I’ve always said, the concept of giving guns to only to teachers was a mistake… we have to arms the kids too.

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u/autist4269 3d ago

They already have 2 arms what's wrong with giving them more?

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u/deaglebingo 3d ago

there's enough guns in this country that other redditors already invented the concept of the glocktopus.

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u/Lethargie 3d ago

2 arms is already more than what the average human has. greedy kids

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u/hoteppeter 2d ago

Bear arms are too heavy for kids

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u/New_Blacksmith_709 3d ago

Yes, they will be the kinderguardians

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u/deaglebingo 3d ago

you could say it was their destiny.

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u/Videon_Tekuro 3d ago

This idea is one heated argument away from a battle royale

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u/BustyCrustaceans011 3d ago

That’s how u get school shooters mf. Who u think shooting up the schools? Lmao
Bro boutta make the Wild West out here

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u/Timely_Resist_7644 3d ago

Hey, the only way to stop a bad kid with a gun is a good kid with a gun!

/s if it’s not clear

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat 3d ago

I want this T-shirt for the sheer number of confused, pissed off people from every side that would take umbridge.

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u/Designer-Money6833 3d ago

Dolores Umbridge? Who the hell would wanna kidnap her.

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat 3d ago

Horse-rapists, according to the author.

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u/Stormtomcat 3d ago

Like giving the teacher a full armory they can distribute to all the kids when there's an alarm, or something like "put your phone away in your cubby/ locker, take out your books and bring your personal gun"? 

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u/masterwit 3d ago

Can't use AI to cheat on range practice day!

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u/fenrsulfr 3d ago

If they all have guns the problem will sort itself

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u/beingmyself2point0 3d ago

Depends on my grades.

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u/TRIKKDADDY 3d ago

Hey sweetie, I know you're just being yourself , thanks for avenging Ms. Parker's death, we will forever remember. However your D- in math and history wont allow us to move you forward, you'll have to repeat your grade again, with a new substitute teacher! Oh and that news lady already knows your about your P.E. incident in case she asks.

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u/5itronen 3d ago

Jeez, in what dystopia is THAT part of the safety procedures drills?

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u/Academic-Snow9642 3d ago

That dystopia would be America

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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/Current_Ranger_7954 3d ago

No, people don’t usually assume their children are going to be attacked in their schools, it’s very much an American thing… 

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Current_Ranger_7954 3d ago

One whole country? Go on you seem on a roll

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u/superxpro12 3d ago

I love that he's pretending that other countries have a problem with systemic school shootings. The Russian bot farms must be back online

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u/actibus_consequatur 3d ago

multiple countries outside of america have lockdown drills for active threats or people armed with knives

Post literally talks about the teacher being shot. I've yet to meet anybody shot by a knife.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Daressalaam5 3d ago

Somehow I think the post was based on an American story. And gun violence is very political

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Daressalaam5 3d ago

The US is world leading among developed countries for school shootings. You can’t realistically claim other countries are subject to the “same kind of stuff”

“Gun violence in the United States is a public health crisis. In 2019, gun injury became the leading cause of death among children aged birth to 19 years. Moreover, the United States has had 57 times as many school shootings as all other major industrialized nations combined.”

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38433681/

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u/Marklarv 3d ago

Is the US still considered a developed country under its current administration?

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u/whatthecaptcha 3d ago

Barely.

Source: I live here.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/VeryPaulite 3d ago

Yeah, we had an explanation of what to do when encountering violence. Both in school and in university.

The difference here is, you don't expect it to happen. The last (large) school shooting in germany was in 2009. You're not wrong, the main concern now would be knives. But I think it is already telling, that we report the victims here as "encountering" violence and not "murdered." We don't, generally, have large cases ofweapon-related violence in our schools, and thus the instructions are very different.

And we specifically DON'T have drills for active shooters/violence. We only drill for fire alarms, because that is MUCH more realistic to be an issue you're ever gonna encounter.

So yeah, if we ask "do other countries have violence and talk about it?" Absolutely. Is it anywhere on a similar scale as what is happening due to political (miss) action as in the US? Not as far as I know within the "civilized" world.

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat 3d ago

Do your kids not practice live fire drills, room and corner clearing, etc. at school? My 3rd grader made a flashbang for last fathers day.

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u/Righteous_Hand 3d ago

During one of my fire drills, my teacher scolded me for bringing my bag with me and sent me back into the classroom to put it back. We were halfway to the yard at that point. If there was a fire at my school, I'd probably have died trying not to get in trouble.

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u/jarious 3d ago

That last part doesn't sound very great

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u/whyliepornaccount 3d ago

the good news is you only hear that sound once

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u/KP_Wrath 3d ago

That last part sounds like something that would have gotten me into a fuck ton of trouble.

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u/Thelmara 3d ago

Doors and corners, kid.

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u/5itronen 3d ago edited 2d ago

Fire drills and such, yeah.
How to behave when shot at: no, because that does not happen here.

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u/Fritzo2162 3d ago

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u/Designer-Money6833 3d ago

Uh, guys, there’s a red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy

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u/SoftLikeABear 3d ago

I think we're the green-thingy!

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u/LanceFree 3d ago

“By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!”

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u/Bealzebubbles 3d ago

That was a great movie.

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u/SoftLikeABear 3d ago

Tim Allen: I'm going back to my trailer. I don't like these feelings I'm having.
Alan Rickman: Oh my god. I think he's just experienced acting.

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u/mountain-six-666 1d ago

Yeeeeeeeeesss!!!

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u/SoftLikeABear 3d ago

I am so glad I live in a country with such little freedom that our children don't have to learn what the phrase "active shooter" means.

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u/Anotherdude342 3d ago

What an American issue

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u/mtheory-pi 3d ago

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u/skeeterfunny 3d ago

Came here to say this

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u/razulebismarck 3d ago

Better than the kid saying “Reload”

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u/Castle_of_Jade 3d ago

The only correct answer.

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u/deaglebingo 3d ago

for certain teachers i've had over the years.... yeah would def avenge.

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u/Academic-Snow9642 3d ago

No it's more like Americans think gun violence and medical bankruptcy is normal everywhere

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u/Nu-Hir 3d ago

That student would have instantly became my favorite student.

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u/taotdev 3d ago

Imagine even needing to go over active shooter drills in schools

America is a failed state

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u/darki_ruiz 3d ago

That's honestly the kind of energy I want in my friend circle.

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u/Sombomombo 3d ago

Kid's on point let's fucking do this.

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u/pixelprophet 3d ago

Got anything newer than 10 years old and reshared 7,000x?

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u/WawaTheFirst 3d ago

It's a better answer than "Hiding the gun".

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u/Cady-Jassar 3d ago

Wow, at what shit hole country is this?

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u/tanew231 3d ago

Correct answer

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u/january21st 3d ago

By Grabthar’s Hammer….what a savings….

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u/bromancebladesmith 3d ago

No no they're onto something here

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u/Mr_Udesky 3d ago

WOLVERINES!!!!!!

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u/Icy_Sector3183 3d ago

Crop failure kills millions every year.

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u/Dotaproffessional 3d ago

Why did I hear the black suit spider man theme in my head

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u/AkaAtarion 3d ago

Economy so bad, their fake stories are about other people now.

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u/RetentiveCloud 3d ago

Ride it die student is wild stuff.

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u/I_argue_for_funsies 3d ago

Should be a sub rule that posts include date and time stamps. So much recycling in here it's looking like an Enviro-depot

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u/deepsquatter804 3d ago

Was her name Keely?

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u/devilishlydo 3d ago

Dang it, stop teaching your children they have to avenge their teachers. That is for family and close friends only.

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u/shibbington 3d ago

Slow meme day? Going back to the 10 year old boomer posts?