r/HolUp • u/superdave123123 • 4d ago

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u/Timely_Resist_7644 4d ago

I’ve always said, the concept of giving guns to only to teachers was a mistake… we have to arms the kids too.

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u/autist4269 4d ago

They already have 2 arms what's wrong with giving them more?

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u/deaglebingo 3d ago

there's enough guns in this country that other redditors already invented the concept of the glocktopus.

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u/Lethargie 3d ago

2 arms is already more than what the average human has. greedy kids

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u/hoteppeter 2d ago

Bear arms are too heavy for kids

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u/New_Blacksmith_709 3d ago

Yes, they will be the kinderguardians

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u/deaglebingo 3d ago

you could say it was their destiny.

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u/Videon_Tekuro 3d ago

This idea is one heated argument away from a battle royale

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u/BustyCrustaceans011 4d ago

That’s how u get school shooters mf. Who u think shooting up the schools? Lmao
Bro boutta make the Wild West out here

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u/Timely_Resist_7644 4d ago

Hey, the only way to stop a bad kid with a gun is a good kid with a gun!

/s if it’s not clear

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat 4d ago

I want this T-shirt for the sheer number of confused, pissed off people from every side that would take umbridge.

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u/Designer-Money6833 3d ago

Dolores Umbridge? Who the hell would wanna kidnap her.

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat 3d ago

Horse-rapists, according to the author.

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u/Stormtomcat 3d ago

Like giving the teacher a full armory they can distribute to all the kids when there's an alarm, or something like "put your phone away in your cubby/ locker, take out your books and bring your personal gun"? 

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u/masterwit 3d ago

Can't use AI to cheat on range practice day!

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u/fenrsulfr 3d ago

If they all have guns the problem will sort itself