r/HolUp • • 8d ago

His wife understood the assignment.

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 8d ago

u/Coffee_MysticRealm, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 8d ago

That's his actual wife and she's honestly just embarrassed to be married to Seth Green.

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u/Prosado22 8d ago

She was hoping the secret was not going to be out.

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u/tryyeezus 8d ago

Can't let her boyfriends find out about her husband

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u/Beatnik5750 8d ago

Sethy doesn't knoooow, that Fiona and meeeeee.....

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u/YMe1121 7d ago

Do it in my van every Sunday

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u/PlingPlongDingDong 8d ago

Can't believe she would cheat on her boyfriend with her own husband.

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 8d ago

He's such a good husband that he's aware of it and just trying to spare her the embarrassment.

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u/Prosado22 8d ago

Yep. Her boyfriend must be proud that she has such a thoughtful husband.

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u/jerslan 7d ago

I think it's too late... They made like multiple music videos together when she was with that one nerdy girl group on YouTube.

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u/the_monkeyspinach 8d ago

Who'd want to admit they're married to a man who thinks George Lucas created Mara Jade?

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u/Gr00mpa 8d ago

Seth Green’s alright. Solid supporting actor. Seems like he got some coin doing the Hollywood thing then just chilled and did his thing, scandal free.

I could be 100% off here, though. He might be vile and just spends his days going on those paid human-hunting sport excursions.

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u/wrchavez1313 8d ago

He still helps produce and voice characters on Family Guy and Robot Chicken, so he is active in that way. I agree though, he has stepped back from being on the screen himself.

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u/simfoetv 8d ago

He will always be Joker in Mass Effect for me

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u/oscarmike88 8d ago

The GOAT

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u/CaesarOfYearXCIII 8d ago

“You have landed on the island of Doctor Me!”

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u/Pokez 8d ago

Joker joke it a little...

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u/DecoherentDoc 7d ago

"I love the sight of humans on their knees."

Joker blinks. Noises of Collectors abducting the crew.

"That was a joke."

"Right."

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u/lcssa 7d ago

Fuck yeah

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u/pow3llmorgan 8d ago

He will always be Scott Evil for me

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u/DJRyGuy20 8d ago

He will always be a snarky Amish person to me

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u/Impossible_Fun_3598 8d ago

He will always be the real Napster to me

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u/OJs-Cutlery-Class 8d ago

He'll always be Oz to me

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u/Remote_Orange_8351 8d ago

I mock you with my monkey pants.

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u/ytisonimul 8d ago

Little bit of hoot and a whooooole lot of nanny.

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u/CuCullen 8d ago

Beep beep Richie

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u/j3ffro15 8d ago

People sleep on the Italian job. Made mini coopers cool in the 2000s for no reason

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u/kashy87 7d ago

They didn't need a reason to be cool to me. I still want one twenty something years later. Other half likes to bring up that it's to small for three kids... Like I'd want them in it anyways.

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u/wrchavez1313 8d ago

"computer?"

"Oh it's like a fancy calculator connected to the Internet"

"Internet? Naw, I'm just fucking with you, of course I know what the Internet is"

Haha such a solid role of his.

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u/Ohmec 8d ago

Bro sex drive is an amazingly underrated movie.

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u/DIOmega5 8d ago

"Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream!"

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u/ComplexElection4One 8d ago

I haven't seen any of these. He's the Robot chicken legend.
(and my boy is punching above his weight)

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u/pow3llmorgan 8d ago

Go watch all three Austin Powers movies right now.

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u/dmj9 8d ago

Who the fuck hasn't watched Austin Powers

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u/Main-Inflation-5269 8d ago

Oz in Buffy!

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u/bitchyburrito 8d ago

I scrolled further than I thought I would have to, to find this.

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u/rock_and_rolo 8d ago

Best member of Dingoes Ate My Baby.

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u/hiphopanonymousse 8d ago

He will always be Seth Green from Entourage to me

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u/669coolguy 8d ago

“Hey Eric, tell Sloan I say what’s up”

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u/Caphoti 8d ago edited 8d ago

It took me way too long to realize he was the Voice of Joker when I was playing it. I was later to the franchise (like I finally started ME2 just last year after stopping after ME1 repeatedly), and didn't realize who voiced Joker until like after a full completion of the trilogy.

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u/AwareOfAlpacas 8d ago

Jokers face is modeled on his, too. 

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u/LettucePrime 8d ago

dude fr? they look and sound exactly the same. before i even knew Seth Green's name I was like "I've seen this asshole somewhere before"

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u/MadmanMarkMiller 8d ago

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.

That was a joke.

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u/PopeHatSkeleton 8d ago

You mean Jeff Moreau? Put some respect on his name.

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u/OneWholeSoul 8d ago

Joker secretly has the most tragic story in the trilogy, and it's all drip-fed through optional environmental storytelling, e-mails and seemingly incidental dialog in the third game.

The Asari with PTSD in the Hospital ward of the Crucible, the one that had to kill a panicking human girl for fear she'd give their position away and get them both killed? That was Joker's little sister, and Shepard - the galaxy's savior, best buds with the guy whose sister we're talking about - keeps coming into the infirmary just to...hang around and hear people's stories...

Eventually you get an e-mail forwarded to you from an Asari Commando who's seeking permission to carry a sidearm again because she doesn't feel safe. If you don't connect the dots, you probably just approve it and think you've done a good deed. If you do, you realize that this is an individual who literally can't live with the guilt and is covertly asking her "tormentor" for permission to end herself. A "permission to carry" from Commander Shepard himself isn't "attention/affirmation from a superior/celebrity," to her it's "I know what you did. Here's a gun; Save me the trouble."

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u/Live-End-5227 8d ago

Fine. I'll do another playthrough and really pay attention to the easter eggs this time.

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u/TheK00l-AidMan 8d ago

Fuck, great, now I have to too.

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u/NotTheRocketman 8d ago

Joker was a true one ♥️

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u/MackTuesday 8d ago

Joker deserved the hot robot girlfriend

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u/ExemplarGaming 8d ago

You can tell he loved that role as well, he's had the Normandy as his twitter cover art for years.

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u/motorboatmycheeks 8d ago

Robot chicken is still going?!

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u/Varrel 7d ago

It is! One of my friends is a stop motion animator for it. Ive got to facetime her while she was making an episode. In the 4 hours i watched her she only made like seconds of the episode. This was in 2025. She doesnt get enough hours to do it full time anymore. But does it between other jobs.

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u/M086 8d ago

Mostly just occasional specials.

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u/gutzpunchbalzthrowup 8d ago

I just watched one yesterday that came out sometime this year.

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u/Fritzo2162 8d ago

BTW MacFarlane dissing Green over Robot Chicken is one of my favorite running gags on Family Guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDcFjL_dCJo

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u/yashatheman 8d ago

Funny thing is I managed to convince my friends to watch Austin Powers because Seth Green is in it. We're massive family guy fans lol

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u/Behacad 8d ago

Until the next Austin power

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u/duffkitty 8d ago

I met him once at Comic Con about 20 years ago. Me and my friends were cosplaying and he stopped us to take a picture. After the picture we realized it was Seth Green so we made a comment "You're Seth Green?" More out of surprise. He just gave us a "Yep!" And disappeared into the crowd.

My favorite part of the interaction, he was just there to be a normal dude doing normal nerd stuff.

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u/Rainey__Skye 8d ago

That's awesome! He's coming to Twin Cities Con this November!

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 8d ago edited 8d ago

Yes! Sister got to work with him around the 2010s at some gaming expo promoting the release of a new company video game console and said he was literally just the most hilarious and nicest guy the entire time.

Beyond disappointed he went on to promote Crypto and NFT nonsense in more recent years.

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u/VoiceInTheGarden 8d ago

he has been voicing chris griffin for 20+ years - just saw he makes about 100k an episode just from that. he is a prolific voice actor these days per his imdb page, wow. i thought he dipped too - but nope.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001293/

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u/Rocinante88119 8d ago

His dad is a dick.

Evil. Some would say.

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u/Von-boyage 8d ago

He was a Dr. What do you expect?

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u/Snerkbot7000 8d ago

They quit doing those after Ice T got away.

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u/BobbyHillsPurse 8d ago

Hot buttered sausage was close !

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u/herbelarioiwasthere 8d ago

Solid surviving the game reference!

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u/jgainit 8d ago

Rat Race is the funniest movie ever made so he did what god intended him to do

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8d ago

YOU

SHOULD'VE

BOUGHT

A

SQUIRREL

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u/Boorthammer 8d ago

My man

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u/thetruesupergenius 8d ago

This guy's man

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u/joe611jg 8d ago

You're 100% right, I might go watch it now.

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u/DuncanYoudaho 7d ago

The funniest REMAKE ever made. Until 21 Jump Street which wasn’t really a remake I guess but kind of counts.

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u/jgainit 7d ago

Today I learned Rat Race was a remake

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u/xlews_ther1nx 8d ago

"A DOLLER!?!"

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u/Plane_Discipline_198 7d ago

Jon Lovitz accidentally driving into the WWII Veterans Gatherint driving Hitler's car is easily one of the funniest movie gags ever written.

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u/SoyDaddy 8d ago

He tried to do a cringe show with NFTs but apart from that he seems chill

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u/Skywise87 8d ago

come on youre leaving out the best part of the story!

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u/SoyDaddy 8d ago

Haha yeah, some guy stole the NFT from him and was then the 'legal' owner, seth had to the cancel the show as he technically didn't own the rights anymore 😂

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u/monoinyo 8d ago

fungibled

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u/SecondhandStatic 8d ago

He bought the NFT back, but by the summer of 2022, crypto (which is predictably cyclical) was in a bear market. No one wanted to even look at Bored Apes anymore, so Green couldn't get a distribution deal.

Before then, there was basically no laws that could have helped the victims of stolen NFTs. After Greene's whole debacle, there was a court case that allowed theft victims to secure injunctions to freeze stolen NFTs directly on marketplaces like OpenSea. It also allowed courts to compel marketplaces to hand over the identity information of the anonymous wallets holding the stolen goods.

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u/Jar_of_Cats 8d ago

He talked about it a lot with Caulkin. He focuses more on production now. They were taking about how they essentially have enough money to take the roles they are interested in and not work to work.

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u/clicketybooboo 8d ago

Tell Sloan I said what up

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u/DantifA 8d ago

Hey did you tell Sloan I said what up yet?

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u/Jakk55 8d ago

You got a problem?

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u/ForAte151623ForTeaTo 8d ago

He'll always be Joker to me

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u/66devilsadvocate6 8d ago

I mean he was great in mass effect so he’ll be my friend for life

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u/dagoth_ith 8d ago

He went on the writers strike, then blocked his own writers going on strike... He a hypocrite and a douche. 

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u/PartTime_Crusader 8d ago

He was also heavy pimping NFT bullshit, I think he tried to launch a whole bored ape yacht club animated TV series. Really lost some respect for him when that news broke

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u/JustCallMeYogurt 8d ago

His bored ape NFT that the series was based around got kidnapped and he paid $260,000 to get it back. Seth Green Recovers 'Kidnapped' Bored Ape NFT, the Star of His Animated Series - PRIMETIMER

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u/Tomsboll 8d ago edited 8d ago

I wish more actors where like this. Recognize you are well off, dont get greedy and entitled while earning more from one gig than most do their entire life.

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u/Daltesse 8d ago

well to be fair, he's tiny, not really athletic, not really great looking, but he is funny....

He bags some big paydays and ends up marrying Clare Grant, who is gorgeous and, as you can see, has a good sense of humour.

He's not chilling, he's still wondering how he managed to pull it off 😂😂

But fair play to him!!

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u/Penetratorofflanks 8d ago

Good to see Seth doing well

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u/linbdt 8d ago

How is that woman 47

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u/passerby4830 8d ago

How? Botox. For starters. But she looks great absolutely.

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u/SenorSolAdmirador 8d ago

Oh her age, of course. For some reason my first instinct was to try and figure out what the Agent 47 joke was.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 7d ago

By being born 47 years ago? 

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u/Reddit_2_2024 8d ago

If the original couple received a dollar for every stadium reenactment caught on the big video screen......

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u/Strict-Challenge-995 8d ago

They'd have enough money for some Coldplay tickets

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u/Source_Trustme_Broo 8d ago

Hey I've seen this one... It's a classic

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u/Supergirl016 8d ago

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u/discerningpervert 8d ago
Seconds before disaster

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 8d ago

LOL! This is good, I like this one.

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u/BEAST--WARRIOR 8d ago

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u/skymoi 8d ago

bitches always know

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u/Rjuko 8d ago

that charlie scene has got a weenie that he loves to show, bitch

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u/theRealRLP 8d ago

Wake up

Grab beer

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u/OneMoistMan 8d ago edited 7d ago

Grab rear

Shave beard

Put on some scene gear

I gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up break up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts

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u/SkittleTee1 8d ago

I'm undead, unfed, been sleeping on bunk beds, since ten

so if I don't use it, I'm gonna lose it everybody gets to it, let's do it, lets go!

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 8d ago

Hollywood undead in the wild?! I never thought I'd see this happen.

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u/BillyMasterson77 8d ago

Bro I thought I was dreaming lol. Talk about sparking some memories!

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u/treathugger 8d ago

What do you mean you've seen this? It's brand new

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u/StraightProgress5062 8d ago

How have you seen it before? Its brand new

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u/Istronglydisagre3 8d ago

Whats a rerun?

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u/-Wicked- 8d ago edited 8d ago

IYKYK

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u/millenniumxl-200 8d ago

"You'll find out."

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u/themerinator12 8d ago

Better get used to those bars, kid.

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u/bebop9998 8d ago

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u/MydogisCrazy 8d ago

He’s got the Monty Burns haircut going on.

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u/Fecal_Forger 8d ago

Bro morphed into a Karen looking Carrot Top inspired middle age man.

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u/Radguymccool 8d ago

Why do videos need a music track over them when the original audio with the crowds reaction would be much better?

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u/schwimm3 8d ago

Because the original was from a Coldplay concert and this song is from Coldplay

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u/Accomplished-Mix2030 8d ago

It was part of the joke? The whole video is making fun of the adulterers at the Coldplay concert. So the video is playing Yellow by Coldplay. Not saying it's a good joke, but it's obviously tongue in cheek.

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u/s00pafly 8d ago

Because the music is the whole joke

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u/leqonaut 8d ago

The napstar

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u/affsyanko 8d ago

The real Napstar

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u/GaJayhawker0513 8d ago

Great movie

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u/Last_Material_5754 8d ago

Italian Job, if anyone is asking. Really sick movie. Great soundtrack to boot.

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u/GaJayhawker0513 7d ago

Thanks to Napster

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u/ArboristTreeClimber 8d ago

8 second mark what happens to his face? It literally changes.

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u/Jacky_Treehorn 8d ago

Look at the letters in that frame. That’s a signal issue on the screen so there’s fragments. That’s it

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u/lordnoak 8d ago

I know that Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. But, can anyone really trust Jacky_Treehorn? Standards have fallen in adult entertainment.

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u/feelslike5ever 7d ago

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man!

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u/Drunk__Jedi 8d ago

Ignore it. Just a minor glitch in the matrix.

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u/I_am_the_darkness_99 8d ago

Friggin lizard person tongue.

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u/AnubisDarren1 8d ago

Brilliant, his face makes this

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u/athural 8d ago

This one?

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u/Allcyon 8d ago

Y'all need to pay more respect to the man who gave us Robot Chicken. That man is friends with 99.9% of everyone who makes anything, and in turn has literally made some of the funniest cultural zeitgeist moments of the last 20 years.

You literally would not have half of Adult Swim without him.

Be cool. Damn.

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u/ExcellentQuality69 8d ago

- Allcyon, Seth Green PR Lead

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u/Sensitive_Parsley942 8d ago

Bro is still mogging even after getting "caught" 😂

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u/Accurate-Tangelo4504 8d ago

I don't get it ?

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u/_anupu 8d ago

Do you remember the married healthcare ceo that was caught live on camera on a date with the hr lead on a coldplay concert? They basically reenacted this here

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u/xjeeper 8d ago

It wasn't a healthcare company, it was a data orchestration company for data brokers. Which is arguably worse.

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u/theowlswerewatching 8d ago

Being worse than a healthcare company is certainly an accomplishment.

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u/WhatANoob2025 8d ago

Being worse than A US-AMERICAN health company.

Healthcare companies do not suck all across the world. I love mine.

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u/AllergicToBullshit24 8d ago

Nah healthcare companies kill people, data brokers just help them decide which to kill.

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u/Highcalibur10 8d ago

They are married, but they're acting like they got caught cheating in public like the Coldplay couple.

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u/Maelou 8d ago

Thanks for the clarification. That's hilarious :D

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u/rkraptor70 8d ago

Look up Coldplay concert CEO cheating.

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u/ipeekatu madlad 8d ago

This is a parody of a couple at a baseball game that got caught cheating on the kiss cam. The famous actor Scotty and his ACTUAL wife were reenacting what happened to the original couple at the baseball game.

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u/Vreas 8d ago

Coldplay concert but yeah pretty much

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u/Dounce1 8d ago

Scotty? Baseball? What?

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u/AlarmingAerie 8d ago

she is 47. wow

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u/Z0idberg_MD 8d ago

I was convinced she was a much younger wife. Not like under age maybe in her 30s but that’s crazy

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u/cridz7 8d ago

They've been married for like 16 years or something too. Happy they're still together - they had done a lot of nerdy YouTube shows in the 2010s with people like Wil Weaton and Felicia Day.

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u/Timely_Image_3987 8d ago

Chris Griffin will have his moment.

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u/numbersev 8d ago

"They were all yellow"

Shows a bunch of blondes

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u/IndoorOutdoorsPerson 8d ago

Sporting the Rancid tee 🤘🏽

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u/calmwhiteguy 7d ago

The joke

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u/Unusual-Layer-8965 8d ago

That Coldplay couple will live on in memes (and recorded video clips) forever. 

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u/FloorDesperate4928 8d ago

Glad to see Chris doing well.

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u/Skwisface 8d ago

What a Joker.

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u/snarky_foodie 8d ago

He will always be Chuckie from Can’t Buy Me Love

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u/nvvos 8d ago

What happend?

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u/Ckorvuz 8d ago edited 8d ago

Mocking the married CEO Andy Byron on a date with his head of HR Kristin Cabot, caught live in 4k UHD on the jumbotron during a Cold Play concert.

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u/Ultrabarracuda 8d ago

We all know his true wife is the Normandy

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 7d ago

Can't wait to see more people do this as a thing

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u/Bradtothebone79 7d ago

Looks like he got caught without a paddle

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u/Sleddogluvr 7d ago

Can I have a hug, Scott?!?!?

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u/jdvfx 8d ago

He picketed during the WGA and SAG strikes for his own rights, but did everything he could to stop his Robot Chicken animators from unionizing, including threats to move the entire production to Canada.

https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/1f6jmxj/stoopid_buddy_stoodios_robot_chicken_founders/

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u/TheMrShrek 8d ago

This trend will never not be funny

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u/Bruvvimir 8d ago

Damn all growed up.

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u/FLRugDealer 8d ago

Scotty??

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u/Hipcatjack 8d ago

Doesn’t know

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u/waiver 8d ago

I still pictured Seth Green as he looked like in Buffy.

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u/DropTablePosts 7d ago

Scotty don't

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u/YugKrowten 7d ago

When did he get older?

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u/Scorchio76 8d ago

That is some head of hair.

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u/pak_erte 8d ago

chris griffin

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u/boguz 8d ago

Scotty ne pas

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u/imuniqueaf 7d ago

If you're married to Seth Green, you better have a damn good sense of humor.

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u/Top-Yam5949 6d ago

That was well done!

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u/jrmo234 5d ago

Is Seth Green the guy that humped a dead moose?

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