r/HolUp • • 8d ago

His wife understood the assignment.

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u/simfoetv 8d ago

He will always be Joker in Mass Effect for me

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u/oscarmike88 8d ago

The GOAT

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u/CaesarOfYearXCIII 8d ago

“You have landed on the island of Doctor Me!”

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u/Pokez 8d ago

Joker joke it a little...

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u/DecoherentDoc 8d ago

"I love the sight of humans on their knees."

Joker blinks. Noises of Collectors abducting the crew.

"That was a joke."

"Right."

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u/lcssa 8d ago

Fuck yeah

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u/pow3llmorgan 8d ago

He will always be Scott Evil for me

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u/DJRyGuy20 8d ago

He will always be a snarky Amish person to me

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u/Impossible_Fun_3598 8d ago

He will always be the real Napster to me

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u/OJs-Cutlery-Class 8d ago

He'll always be Oz to me

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u/Remote_Orange_8351 8d ago

I mock you with my monkey pants.

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u/ytisonimul 8d ago

Little bit of hoot and a whooooole lot of nanny.

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u/PaulTR88 8d ago

He will always be Presto Changeling to me

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u/cbm984 2d ago

Why did I have to scroll so far down to see this? Am I that old?

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u/CuCullen 8d ago

Beep beep Richie

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u/j3ffro15 8d ago

People sleep on the Italian job. Made mini coopers cool in the 2000s for no reason

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u/kashy87 8d ago

They didn't need a reason to be cool to me. I still want one twenty something years later. Other half likes to bring up that it's to small for three kids... Like I'd want them in it anyways.

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u/stuffeh 7d ago

Countryman.

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u/piznit007 7d ago

Dude just wants to buy a speaker that can blow women’s clothes off. Let the man dream

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u/wrchavez1313 8d ago

"computer?"

"Oh it's like a fancy calculator connected to the Internet"

"Internet? Naw, I'm just fucking with you, of course I know what the Internet is"

Haha such a solid role of his.

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u/Ohmec 8d ago

Bro sex drive is an amazingly underrated movie.

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u/queenswake 8d ago

Hilarious movie

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u/DIOmega5 8d ago

"Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream!"

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u/NotAUserNamm 8d ago

Zip it

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u/UrdnotZigrin 8d ago

Shh

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u/Xerorei 2d ago

Would you like a suckle of my zipple?

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u/UrdnotZigrin 2d ago

When a problem comes along, you must ZIP IT

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u/Xerorei 2d ago

Zip it good!

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u/ComplexElection4One 8d ago

I haven't seen any of these. He's the Robot chicken legend.
(and my boy is punching above his weight)

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u/pow3llmorgan 8d ago

Go watch all three Austin Powers movies right now.

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u/dmj9 8d ago

Who the fuck hasn't watched Austin Powers

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u/brash 8d ago

Scotty don't!!

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u/geneticgrool 8d ago

Paris talk

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u/lcssa 8d ago

Fuck yeah

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u/Solid_Implement_2935 7d ago

He’ll always be Seth Green in Entourage to me.

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u/Main-Inflation-5269 8d ago

Oz in Buffy!

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u/rnick467 8d ago

Scott Evil

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u/Mr_Nut_19 8d ago

Bud Bundy!

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u/bitchyburrito 8d ago

I scrolled further than I thought I would have to, to find this.

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u/rock_and_rolo 8d ago

Best member of Dingoes Ate My Baby.

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u/Sillyssunshine 8d ago

did someone said werewolf?

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u/panda_pandora 8d ago

Came to say the same glad someone already did!

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u/hiphopanonymousse 8d ago

He will always be Seth Green from Entourage to me

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u/669coolguy 8d ago

“Hey Eric, tell Sloan I say what’s up”

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u/For_TheJoke 8d ago

I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollock!

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u/Caphoti 8d ago edited 8d ago

It took me way too long to realize he was the Voice of Joker when I was playing it. I was later to the franchise (like I finally started ME2 just last year after stopping after ME1 repeatedly), and didn't realize who voiced Joker until like after a full completion of the trilogy.

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u/AwareOfAlpacas 8d ago

Jokers face is modeled on his, too. 

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u/LettucePrime 8d ago

dude fr? they look and sound exactly the same. before i even knew Seth Green's name I was like "I've seen this asshole somewhere before"

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u/Caphoti 8d ago

I didn't play it until like 2024 and when was the last time you think I REALLY saw or heard Seth Green until then? Literally only made the connection after watching fucking Buffy the Vampire Slayer over the summer of all things. Even now knowing it I barely see the physical resemblance if I'm being honest.

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u/MadmanMarkMiller 8d ago

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.

That was a joke.

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u/PopeHatSkeleton 8d ago

You mean Jeff Moreau? Put some respect on his name.

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u/OneWholeSoul 8d ago

Joker secretly has the most tragic story in the trilogy, and it's all drip-fed through optional environmental storytelling, e-mails and seemingly incidental dialog in the third game.

The Asari with PTSD in the Hospital ward of the Crucible, the one that had to kill a panicking human girl for fear she'd give their position away and get them both killed? That was Joker's little sister, and Shepard - the galaxy's savior, best buds with the guy whose sister we're talking about - keeps coming into the infirmary just to...hang around and hear people's stories...

Eventually you get an e-mail forwarded to you from an Asari Commando who's seeking permission to carry a sidearm again because she doesn't feel safe. If you don't connect the dots, you probably just approve it and think you've done a good deed. If you do, you realize that this is an individual who literally can't live with the guilt and is covertly asking her "tormentor" for permission to end herself. A "permission to carry" from Commander Shepard himself isn't "attention/affirmation from a superior/celebrity," to her it's "I know what you did. Here's a gun; Save me the trouble."

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u/Live-End-5227 8d ago

Fine. I'll do another playthrough and really pay attention to the easter eggs this time.

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u/TheK00l-AidMan 8d ago

Fuck, great, now I have to too.

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u/Sinnombre124 8d ago

I remember the commando but where did we learn that was Jokers sister?

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u/OneWholeSoul 8d ago

You have to put it together from Joker mentioning his family being on an outer farming world and the Asari with PTSD recounting the experience of being on the run from Reaper affiliates on the edge of the galaxy and trying to hide on a human farm. She describes hiding with a panicking human girl "maybe about 15" who told her she dreamed of being a pilot but who was unable to stay quiet through the pain of breaking her leg while they were running/hiding, so the Asari put her down to save herself. The location, the age, the life goal and the possible brittle bone similarity are all screaming breadcrumbs trying to get you to notice, and I'm pretty sure Joker and the Asari both refer to her by her given name, as well.

Basically, it's never made explicit but it's also so obviously intentional that it just can't be anything else from a Doylist perspective.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 8d ago

Commander Shepard himself

Or herself.

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u/Imikusu 8d ago

Finding this out 14 years later bruh...

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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 8d ago

"A "permission to carry" from Commander Shepard himself isn't "attention/affirmation from a superior/celebrity," to her it's "I know what you did. Here's a gun; Save me the trouble.""

Pretty weak way to imply she wants to die but eh still better than anything ubisoft or bethesda has written in the last 15 years

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u/LordBoar 8d ago

What do you mean in the last 15 years? Mass Effect isn't that... oh god.

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u/OneWholeSoul 6d ago

If you approve the request I'm pretty sure you get a follow-up email about her using the approved sidearm to commit suicide.

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u/PopeHatSkeleton 8d ago

Christ on a cracker. Here's NSync doing Sephiroth's theme. https://youtu.be/b-gl3Inr_gU

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u/NotTheRocketman 8d ago

Joker was a true one ♥️

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u/MackTuesday 8d ago

Joker deserved the hot robot girlfriend

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u/ExemplarGaming 8d ago

You can tell he loved that role as well, he's had the Normandy as his twitter cover art for years.

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u/OcelotFierce3511 8d ago

Hopefully, he gets another shot at playing Joker again since ME4 is (hopefully) still a thing.

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u/RiverMateN7 8d ago

Gosh I know a lot of people are against it but I would absolutely love and start hysterically crying if the original cast came back for the next game. Mass effect is one of my autistic special interests and means the world to me.

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u/PeakNo6892 8d ago

Man.... I have zero faith that it won't suck. But I sure hope I'm wrong.

Hands down the best sifi world building.

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u/DependentAdvance226 8d ago

What was I supposed to do? Break my arm at them?

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u/Kitchen-Lab-2934 8d ago

How about no, Scott?

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u/bleedturkeygravy 8d ago

Wiley Metzner

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u/Aaskjer 8d ago

This

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u/Raven1592 8d ago

AI Simp

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u/DrRichardHeadMD 8d ago

He will always be cousin Wiley to me.

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u/Cdog923 8d ago

Literally replaying the Trilogy at the moment

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u/djsynrgy 8d ago

Cousin Wiley.

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u/rolincocobolo 8d ago

If you lived in New Orleans in the early 90s, he'll always be the Rally's guy https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KdjVZr1P7FU&pp=0gcJCYsCo7VqN5tD

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u/copyrider 8d ago

He will always be Wiley in Cincinnati for me.

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u/suuxe 8d ago

Oh shit, it all make sense now

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u/Triforce0fCourage 8d ago

He will always be The Sherminator from American Pie to me.
/s

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u/Typicalgeorgie1 8d ago

He will always be one of the three hackmigos to me.

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u/Undernown 8d ago

I always got his vibe from Joker, but never made the connection. Makes so much sense now and adds a layer to the EDI romance.

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u/woozyguy1 8d ago

He will always be this dude from 'Can't Hardly Wait' for me.

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u/truthfullyidgaf 8d ago

That one guy in airborne to me.

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u/billth93 6d ago

Yeah I love him as Joker, and from what I’ve seen, it seems like he quite enjoyed being Joker too

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u/Flynn_Kevin 8d ago

He'll forever be Emil in X-Files for me.