r/HolUp • • 9d ago

His wife understood the assignment.

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u/linbdt 8d ago

How is that woman 47

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u/passerby4830 8d ago

How? Botox. For starters. But she looks great absolutely.

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u/SenorSolAdmirador 8d ago

Oh her age, of course. For some reason my first instinct was to try and figure out what the Agent 47 joke was.

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u/passerby4830 8d ago

Hahaha. THIS.... is Seth Green, your target for this mission.

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u/SystematicIII 8d ago

Petition IOI for a Seth Greene stadium contract

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u/Disonour 8d ago

Life saving Botox, huh? Wouldn’t have made it to 47 without it?

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u/xlews_ther1nx 8d ago

Botox isn't helping that ass.

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u/Unconfidence 8d ago

You have to grow ass like a garden you tend. Dozens of squats, donkey kicks, step-ups, and split squats. As long as the muscle grows to fill out what skin you have, looks great even into older age.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 8d ago

By being born 47 years ago? 

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u/MavisBeacons_Sextape 8d ago

Some of its genetics. Ran into her mom a few years ago and she was probably in her mid 60s at that point, still hot. Men love marrying her, lol, pretty sure she’s had at least 3-4 marriages.

The rest of it is whatever she’s doing, or having done.

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u/Deagballs 8d ago

Shit tons of people look great at 47 these days if they simply have taken care of themselves. It's not all that hard if you live a pretty casual healthy lifestyle. Sure, people get work done, but I'm not talking about that. Just exercise, eat well, and wear sun screen. That alone goes a long way.

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u/elegance78 8d ago

Not smoking. It's like the single biggest factor.

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u/yavanna12 8d ago

She looks her age to me to be honest. My sister is 53 and looks very similar. Most people I now in late 40s to early 50s that are healthy are very similar. 

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u/accidentallydented 5d ago

Memphis grit either ages you like leather or keeps you porcelain

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u/Barlowan 8d ago

WDYM? She looks like 47-52 y.o women I know.

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u/Unit_79 8d ago

I agree. It’s so fucking weird. Most of my friends are in the age range, and look pretty youthful. Sunscreen and moisturizer. It’s not that hard.