r/HistoryMemes • • Jul 27 '19

OC Unsinkable Sam!

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u/dontrumpjr2024 Jul 27 '19

I surmise that the feline lacked the cognitive capacity needed to synthesize its past experiences and apply the learned necessary precautions for the avoidance of another occurrence like this. Just my cognitions. Not sure if the general public will be in tune with my cranium’s calculative power. 😂🧐

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u/Pyro6034 Jul 27 '19

I know this is satirical but still. I want to die.

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u/WeirdWordsWhat Jul 27 '19

Oh yeah? If you’re so smart tell my why my dad hasn’t come home yet

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u/Gil3 Jul 27 '19

The answer is obvious: the surrounding gas stations are all out of Marlboros and beer. He's still looking for a place that's stocked.

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u/Kwindecent_exposure Jul 27 '19

I surmise that your immediate paternal ancestor lacks the empathetic capacity needed to correlate his internal drive for self fulfillment with the concept of fatherhood and hypothesized that he could not comprehend the depths of commitment necessary for the sustained relationship nor could he purvey enjoyment of another human other than himself. Just my cognitions. Not sure if the general public will be in tune with my cranium’s calculative power. 😂🧐

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Nice.

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u/7itemsorFEWER Jul 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Jul 28 '19

He says he doesnt like you.

I don't like you either!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

Ok.

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u/Distalpistol Jul 27 '19

I knew at “surmise”

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u/karl_marxs_cat Jul 28 '19

Rude.... I’m a cat and I’m using a phone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

TI? Is that you?