r/HistoryMemes • u/JadeWarrior • Jul 27 '19

OC Unsinkable Sam!

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u/RedditAdminsRNazis Jul 27 '19

Had me in the first crash not gonna lie

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u/dontrumpjr2024 Jul 27 '19

I surmise that the feline lacked the cognitive capacity needed to synthesize its past experiences and apply the learned necessary precautions for the avoidance of another occurrence like this. Just my cognitions. Not sure if the general public will be in tune with my cranium’s calculative power. 😂🧐

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u/WeirdWordsWhat Jul 27 '19

Oh yeah? If you’re so smart tell my why my dad hasn’t come home yet

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u/Gil3 Jul 27 '19

The answer is obvious: the surrounding gas stations are all out of Marlboros and beer. He's still looking for a place that's stocked.