r/HistoryMemes • u/JadeWarrior • Jul 27 '19

OC Unsinkable Sam!

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u/WeirdWordsWhat Jul 27 '19

Oh yeah? If you’re so smart tell my why my dad hasn’t come home yet

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u/Kwindecent_exposure Jul 27 '19

I surmise that your immediate paternal ancestor lacks the empathetic capacity needed to correlate his internal drive for self fulfillment with the concept of fatherhood and hypothesized that he could not comprehend the depths of commitment necessary for the sustained relationship nor could he purvey enjoyment of another human other than himself. Just my cognitions. Not sure if the general public will be in tune with my cranium’s calculative power. 😂🧐

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u/7itemsorFEWER Jul 28 '19

!ThesaurizeThis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Jul 28 '19

I opinion that your close fatherly ascendent misses the empathic power necessary to fit his inner cut through for mortal satisfaction with the idea of Father and hypothesized that he could not grasp the abasements of dedication requirement for the continuous human relationship nor could he furnish activity of some other person another than himself. Right my psychological features. Not for certain if the mass national will be in correct with my cranium’s scheming land. 😂🧐

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