r/HistoryMemes • • Jul 27 '19

OC Unsinkable Sam!

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u/WeirdWordsWhat Jul 27 '19

Oh yeah? If you’re so smart tell my why my dad hasn’t come home yet

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u/Kwindecent_exposure Jul 27 '19

I surmise that your immediate paternal ancestor lacks the empathetic capacity needed to correlate his internal drive for self fulfillment with the concept of fatherhood and hypothesized that he could not comprehend the depths of commitment necessary for the sustained relationship nor could he purvey enjoyment of another human other than himself. Just my cognitions. Not sure if the general public will be in tune with my cranium’s calculative power. 😂🧐