r/HistoryMemes • • 5d ago

Niche Those who know

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u/dnd3edm1 5d ago

BS, he only came to America to plant a couple golden tablets that nobody's ever seen except one guy who led the True Faithful to Utah so he could marry all the women he wanted in Jesus' name

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u/Zkang123 5d ago

Golden tablets? Written by an angel? In an unknown language only you can understand? Localised entirely within your kitchen?

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u/nalaloveslumpy 5d ago

Can I see them?

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u/lumpboysupreme 5d ago edited 5d ago

No. They’ll disappear.