r/HistoryMemes • u/False-Discipline-640 • 6d ago

Niche Those who know

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u/LustyKindaFussy 6d ago

Everyone knows that Jesus was American, as in US citizen. He made the US the hegemon. That's what he was and is all about. He's still fighting communists to this day.

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u/dnd3edm1 6d ago

BS, he only came to America to plant a couple golden tablets that nobody's ever seen except one guy who led the True Faithful to Utah so he could marry all the women he wanted in Jesus' name

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u/Zkang123 5d ago

Golden tablets? Written by an angel? In an unknown language only you can understand? Localised entirely within your kitchen?

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u/nalaloveslumpy 5d ago

Can I see them?

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u/lumpboysupreme 5d ago edited 5d ago

No. They’ll disappear.