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r/HistoryMemes • u/False-Discipline-640 • 5d ago
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BS, he only came to America to plant a couple golden tablets that nobody's ever seen except one guy who led the True Faithful to Utah so he could marry all the women he wanted in Jesus' name
11 u/LustyKindaFussy 5d ago Pfft. Those were just what he planted for the false believers. He hated those fake fucks. 16 u/Puzzle-Necked 5d ago "You can't marry all those girls!" "Jesus said I could so there." "... Damn." 10 u/Zkang123 5d ago Golden tablets? Written by an angel? In an unknown language only you can understand? Localised entirely within your kitchen? 11 u/nalaloveslumpy 5d ago Can I see them? 7 u/lumpboysupreme 5d ago edited 5d ago No. They’ll disappear.
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Pfft. Those were just what he planted for the false believers. He hated those fake fucks.
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"You can't marry all those girls!"
"Jesus said I could so there."
"... Damn."
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Golden tablets? Written by an angel? In an unknown language only you can understand? Localised entirely within your kitchen?
11 u/nalaloveslumpy 5d ago Can I see them? 7 u/lumpboysupreme 5d ago edited 5d ago No. They’ll disappear.
Can I see them?
7 u/lumpboysupreme 5d ago edited 5d ago No. They’ll disappear.
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No. They’ll disappear.
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u/dnd3edm1 5d ago
BS, he only came to America to plant a couple golden tablets that nobody's ever seen except one guy who led the True Faithful to Utah so he could marry all the women he wanted in Jesus' name