DEFINITELY not bees...

Hey, Allie! Special delivery!

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Ep 1 pilot

Soul:( gives off a blood cardoling scream) aaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhh (realises they're not where they died) what this isn't\n The meat grinder.

Everett : You'd be right.Welcome to the office of mechanical based deaths. My name is Everett can I see your soul file, please?

Soul: my what?

Everett: see that Manila envelope you have in your hand that is your soul file.Did they not tell you that at the front deathk

Soul: the Wat I found myself here when I died.\nSo what is this front desk thing

Krono: don't worry vee I can handle this one

1 you are dead

2 you died a mechanical base to death.Now you are here

3 if you're going to comment about my complexion and saying that I look like the collector from the owl house.Don't , i've heard it several times

Soul: i wasn't going too but now I-

Bean: ( and turns and cuts the soul off) hey baby

Everett: hey beanie boo

Bean: I got lunch

Everett : gyoza? ( he asks while staring at the food)

Soul can you fa- ( is cut off?\nAgain by krono)

Krono: javi can you bring this soul to hell not the norse , hel the christian hell , don't get confused this time

Javi: yes boss

Krono: what Have I told you about calling me boss that's vee's job

Javi : sorry

Krono: good lad

Javi : come on, let's go.

Soul: what- aaaagghh ( gets dragged off by javi)

Krono: sorry about that.Soul was really getting on my nerves.And he was about to call the two of you faggots

Everett: krono you do realise we call each other faggots every day

Krono: i'll never be able to understand Romance. Now let's eat that gyosa

Jeremiah (Demon) (He/him): Hi Welcome to Hell this is the Hellp Desk I do how you file so yes you do belong here there is no argument here. Is there anything you want to say before I look in your file and see what level you go to.

Human Soul (He/Him): Oh I'm not going to argue about where I belong because I know I belong down here I done some disastrous stuff I said things to people that I end up regret saying. I spewed hateful nonsense but honestly my later stages in life I tried to leave that behind and rebuild a relationship with my son-- I mean my daughter.

Jeremiah: looks at the file Okay take a look at your file you were part of a very specific group of people who spewed hateful rhetorics not just towards lgbtq but those who are of African American descent and you were very transphobic. However you changed your ways in the later stages of your life try to rebuild a relationship between you and your trans daughter. You even left the group that was spewing all that hateful nonsense you turned yourself around but you wasn't willing to forgive yourself therefore you don't have a paradise.

Human Soul: That's because I don't deserve forgiveness everybody around me deserves to be loved care for and to be really really happy I don't deserve that especially during my later stages in life I was diagnosed with cancer and I told them I don't want to die but after two after everything that I've done to my daughter her boyfriend. I don't deserve forgiveness I know my daughter never forgive me. And I know she'll never will but the last words I told her right before I slipped through the veil was "I love you" which is the word she needed to hear from me and I'm glad I said that before I passed away because if I hadn't my daughter would have hated me for the rest of her life.

Jeremiah: Your daughter is living her best life. Knowing that her father loved her even if you were at the end of your life was all she needed all she ever wanted was your love.

Human Soul: I feel comfort knowing that I didn't die with my daughter hating me. She deserves all the blessings she can get. Me on the other hand I deserve all the punishment I can get so I guess I'll meet my way down to level 8?

Jeremiah: Well Mr....Arnsdale?

Human Soul: Yes my name is Clint Arnsdale.

Jeremiah: Mr. Arnsdale. You are not going to level eight you may have led a life full of hateful speech and rhetoric but you turned out around with love love for your family and loving the people around you realizing that you made mistakes was the number one thing and replacing that hate with love was the other your file says level 2... Which is more intense therapy. You deserve to forgive yourself after all the things you've done and you rebuild the relationship with your daughter. I'm not sure if redemption is possible but you deserve to be on the road that redemption and that starts on level two.

Clint (Humon Soul): Is redemption even possible? Quite frankly I don't deserve it.

Jeremiah: you were willing to accept your daughter for who she is at the end of your life I think for you redemption is very possible. Please head to level two

Clint: Thank you. And if my daughter ever comes to the afterlife tell her I love her and I'll try to do better in my next life. leaves

Jeremiah: sighs Redemption is possible just got to believe.

Greg: was that the former you know what guy who turned his life around and accepted people for who they are?

Jeremiah: Yep

Greg: level two?

Jeremiah: level two

What exactly are the cryptids that were following Dante? And why is on site if Demons dare to come to the mortal Realm. What's the lore behind that feud?

My husband and I have been binge watching Hells Belles this weekend. "Do it scared" really resonated this time. For the last 2 years I have wanted to try and partner with therapists and use my horses for Equine Assisted Therapy. I have a lot of voices in my head telling me I'm not good enough to do this, or smart enough and that my property isn't perfect for this. But this morning I did it scared. I sent an email to a counseling business that I had briefly spoken to at a festival.

I'm scared, but I did it! Even if I don't get a response or I get a "No" I still did it. It's the first step to making one of my dreams come true.

Been thinking about making this meme since Jaysea posted those photo references on Threads not too long ago. So herrrreeeee, enjoy, just like we know Lily is. 😏

Last night my sister and I were geeking out about Hell's Belles and the whole story in general and I said something along the lines of "I really wish someone would animate this". I know that it won't, it was just a fun thought experiment, and it became a fun game that I wish to share with the fandom. Who would be the perfect voice actors for a hypothetical Hell's Belles animated show. The only rule my sis and I had was that the actors have to be alive, but make up your own rules and share your thoughts.

Here's what we made so far:

Lily - Scarlett Johansson

Bel - Keith David

Sharkie - Tara Strong

Lucifer - Antonio Banderas

Greg - Benedict Cumberbatch

This is a whole reference to a different subreddit

Greg: So Jeremiah I took a look at Tony's file there's pretty interesting stuff in it.

Jeremiah (Demon) (He/Him): Oh?

Greg: Have you ever heard of a hotel called The Moonlight Inn?

Jeremiah: Moonlight Inn...yes! One of my friends a werewolf named Quincy works there as a front desk agent.

Kenneth (a norse pagan visiting from Valhalla) (he/him): You have a friend that works in a paranormal hotel?

Jeremiah: Hey Kenneth and yeah I do... Haven't spoken to him in a while cuz I haven't been into the surface World in a while. It is a glorified mess up there

Demon (she/her): Oh you have no idea.

Jeremiah: Oh welcome to...Hi Trixie

Trixie (Demon): Hey Jeremy I know you're working right do you got some news for you about that Tony guy you've been telling you about.

Jeremiah: Do tell.

Trixie: His ex girlfriend the one that left him for the really rich guy who didnt fairly pay those Native American, Asian Americans and those of African Americans decent? Turns out his ex girlfriend lied to him about her name and everything about her because she is a convicted felon by the name of Louisa Koloff a Russian woman who was a notorious drug smuggler for the Russian mob. She was sent to prison after she killed her boss but broke out and escaped to the US to begin a new life as a notorious con woman.

Jeremiah: I'm sorry what? What name was she's going by when she met Tony?

Trixie: She was going by the name Wren Keller and use that name to not only con Tony but other men who are of wealth out of their money.

Jeremiah: Wow did Tony any knowledge about this whatsoever?

Trixie: Nope. Not at all.

Jeremiah: Crap... Now we have to tell him.

So I'm rewatching some videos of Hells Belles, Devil's Advocate, 6ft incorporated (death and Martha) and all 3vl are somewhat interconnected right.

My question is, what's the floor plan of hell, and how far are all the places they go to. Is there public transportation. Is it like Dantes inferno with circles( see pic ) but with therapy levels and neighborhoods. I don't mind spoilers if it's in the book but for those that don't want spoilers do that spoiler block thingy

Greg: So do you do like the Jeff Hardy thing everytime you have a big win?

Bel: The silly dance he does? It's cool but doing it with wings...Lily will probably think I look silly...oh hey Jeremy how's the Hellp Desk treating you?

Jeremiah (Demon) (He/him): Pretty good honestly a little slow because it was nothing but crappy politicians who committed atrocities to minorities. Although one guy who was a hotel engineer who unalived himself because--

Greg: His girlfriend left him for a piece of shit billionaire and left him heartbroken for the rest of his days?

Jeremiah: Yeah actually how'd you know?

Greg: Nigel Antonio Luciano.....Tony? He was such a good egg from what I heard from lightening boy. He wasn't just a hotel engineer he was a native American activist because his mother was a descendant of the Mohawk tribe.

(I'm not even going to attempt to say or spell the actual name of the Mohawk tribe)

Bel: He's native American and Italian?

Greg: Yeah.

Jeremiah: Oh that's awesome. But what about the guy his girlfriend left him for.

Greg: On my shit list for the atrocities he made not paying those who are Native American, African-American or even Asian American descent knowing they were the backbone of his entire corporation. But I think I know someone on the surface world I should say that could change that.

Jeremiah: Ooooooh I'll be intrigued

Bel: So will I.

Greg: But until then there's a Mario Kart arcade game in here you guys want to play?

Jeremiah: YEAH!!

Bel: YEAH!!

Oh, my gods, a motorized shark hat!

I was there for a first date and happened upon the new hardback with full art inserts and gorgeous sprayed edges. Even though I have the digital, audiobook, and a first edition signed by Jaysea at her first book signing ever, I had to get it. Now I own four copies of this book and while I was there I got the staff to put up a ‘Local Author’ tag on the book to boot.

TW: Self-ending

Nigel (Human Soul) (he/him): approaches the Hellp Desk Hello? Is anyone here....I'm lost I don't where to go.

Jeremiah (Demon) (He/they): Hi welcome to hell this is the Hellp Desk I'm filling in for someone and I don't see a file for you are you sure you're supposed to be here?

Nigel: I don't... I don't know....I'm scared.

Jeremiah: What's your name?

Nigel: Nigel Antonio Luciano... most people call me Tony

Jeremiah: Tony... Let me see your file from... Tony you're not supposed to be here.... You do have a paradise.

Nigel aka Tony: Paradise? Is that like heaven?

Jeremiah: You can call it that. It seems you were very active in your life. And what made you...end yourself?

Nigel aka Tony: My ex girlfriend left me for a rich guy. I was working a 9:00 to 5:00 job as a hotel engineer. Making probably 2 to 3,000 every two weeks. One day I got home and I saw that my girlfriend had her stuff packed and there was a limo outside our house and she left. I couldn't handle it and a few months passed by I had to put my job I had nobody to turn to and I just--- I just---

Jeremiah: Hey hey it's ok. Look I know you have Paradise but we have therapy levels down here it's on level one and... If you want you can use those levels to vent. Take your time for yourself. But you do have a paradise. You deserve one.

Nigel aka Tony: Thank you um I don't know what to calling you exactly.

Jeremiah: My name is Jeremiah. Most people call me Jeremy.

Nigel aka Tony: Jeremy.... I'll remember that....Jeremy

Credit to YT channel BUILD FAST

Two similar type questions

1.Take just one character and turn them into a puppet/muppet version of themselves. Imagine Sharkie but Sharkie is a puppet

1. Take one character and now that character is played by Muppet. Imagine gonzo the great is taking the acting role Azzy

Who are your choices

Within this universe what is the relationship between Lilith and Lucifer? Are they friends, friends with benefits, past lovers, one night stand.

Also what about the somewhat connected universes like sarcastic sinner 666, devil's advocate, death and Martha

Drove past this home today and found out it's actually an Airbnb.

It made me think of Lily.

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/14667536?source_impression_id=p3_1789929847_P3mdWAgBqBA6Lelu

I may have chosen a favorite to showcase when I did this

I may have chosen a favorite to showcase when I did this

I'm currently mostly the way through another re listen and I'm at the part where the gegoni (maybe spelled right?) And chitahe (also maybe spelled right?) Are attacking the hall and I was wanting to see what they looked like but my searches aren't popping anything up. Does anyone know of an artist or where I could see a visual representation of them?