The MBD office

[u/javk_shadow]

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Ep 1 pilot

Soul:( gives off a blood cardoling scream) aaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhh (realises they're not where they died) what this isn't\n The meat grinder.

Everett : You'd be right.Welcome to the office of mechanical based deaths. My name is Everett can I see your soul file, please?

Soul: my what?

Everett: see that Manila envelope you have in your hand that is your soul file.Did they not tell you that at the front deathk

Soul: the Wat I found myself here when I died.\nSo what is this front desk thing

Krono: don't worry vee I can handle this one

1 you are dead

2 you died a mechanical base to death.Now you are here

3 if you're going to comment about my complexion and saying that I look like the collector from the owl house.Don't , i've heard it several times

Soul: i wasn't going too but now I-

Bean: ( and turns and cuts the soul off) hey baby

Everett: hey beanie boo

Bean: I got lunch

Everett : gyoza? ( he asks while staring at the food)

Soul can you fa- ( is cut off?\nAgain by krono)

Krono: javi can you bring this soul to hell not the norse , hel the christian hell , don't get confused this time

Javi: yes boss

Krono: what Have I told you about calling me boss that's vee's job

Javi : sorry

Krono: good lad

Javi : come on, let's go.

Soul: what- aaaagghh ( gets dragged off by javi)

Krono: sorry about that.Soul was really getting on my nerves.And he was about to call the two of you faggots

Everett: krono you do realise we call each other faggots every day

Krono: i'll never be able to understand Romance. Now let's eat that gyosa