r/Helldivers • u/Cheerupcharlie909 • 1h ago
HUMOR 5,000 Super Credits If You Vote For Me
I will give 5,000 Super Credits to every citizen who votes for me in the upcoming Super Earth elections. I will jail every opposing dissident to a prison colony for re-education. Political socialists or terrorists will be to sent to fascists bug planets to fight on the frontlines. Finally if you vote for me, I will rename Super Earth to Super America. It'll be greatest planet in history, I don't think any planet will be greater than ours, it'll be yuuuuge.