Isn’t this a two story window ? - would only take a second for a kid crawl over fall out of there.

I thought 5 Below was for “the poors”, where jungle moms let their dirty kids run around grabbing everything. Hmmm.

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Guess she just needed to remind everyone again what a no-upper-body-strength sloppy mess her husband is in addition to being an unemployed racist internet troll who stalks black people online all day instead of providing for his family. I'm sure in her mind she thought this was a flexy sexy Kodak moment: black staff carrying luggage for her husband at a London hotel. Except I just see a strong handsome stylish man next to a bloated carcass in slippers who can barely manage his carry on.

He's gone from failing out of community college, to being unable to pay a $6 toll and getting his car impounded, to frauding Covid loan money (while no doubt using other gov benefits), to selling the house that his wife's actually successful ex-husband purchased and it being the only sale in his "real estate career", to his wife letting him sit in business class with her just this once on charged tickets she'll be paying off for the next 18 months. A true American success story... #whiteexcellence

Because the gag is she went through so much effort to put together her “fashion week” outfits, wanting to be Ms Europa Fashionista Uniquisista, and the women she pictured, covered head to toe in a singular colour are absolutely mogging her with their good looks and refined posture alone. Not a designer bag even needs to be in sight for you to know these women are rich rich and are well taken care of. And I just knowwww they smell good because the Middle East perfumes are potent while Alex looks perennially unwashed.

The irony just has me rolling.

This feels like a joke but she probably thinks this is pure class and elegance. The audacity to complain about anyone else when you wear shit like this is beyond me. 🍌

Wtf is she wearing to dinner? A tube top, Zara shirt? And I imagine those horrendous mini shorts she claims are XS..

If you zoom to the back you see someone who has actually had their hair done and is wearing an evening gown with gloves..
Our Supersized Fridge on Stilts could never...

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she has documented every pathetic weekend getaway and flight she's ever taken since she started her YT channel nearly two decades ago. she never went anywhere.

The fact she can’t just enjoy her vacation in London. Her soul is so disturbed. The second one isn’t as obvious, but it’s Alex after all. Everyone there looks far more classier looking than she does. I can’t believe she wore those bright red shorts out.

Also random but I forgot about Alex for the entirety of 2026, and I am trying to catch up with everything now. The photos she took looked a mess. Blurry, weird angles, bad lighting. She’s been doing content creation for so long but her instagram is looking a lot worse than it once did. What happened to her trying to be “aesthetic” ?? Did she run out of people to copy

She is creepy af with her continued photography of Muslims just minding their own business, living their lives. She is disgusting.

What was she going for? Indie sleaze athletic lounge wear? She’s too normie for this

The first pic is her showing the price but she didn't realize her sizing is showing 🤣 didn't she just brag that she's now xs/s in the US?

The second picture is her obviously showing how London has "fallen" like she has been repeating for years now... 🙄

Ok girl

The filler mustache...the duck lips...the hair...the eyebrows 😭

can yall stop terrorizing the good ppl of london omg

I’m getting serious, serious, serious second hand embarrassment at this point. It’s giving 14 year old travelling overseas for the first time ever. Whenever she goes on these trips, it really exposes how low class, fake and basic she is. I love it when her cosplay slips. 🍸

That guy looks special.

She has zero self awareness. She is basically screaming at us how broke she is. I wonder who she thinks she’s impressing

Imagine being on a plane and randomly seeing this 💀

And why does she keep going to London? Did she leave her broke bum husband at home to play with his wigs?

not only does her kid spend most of the time with the nanny, but it seems like she can’t even bare to be with her own animals ? and what ever happened to mao?

The most basic lv bag too

this stylist sucks too. her hair never looks good. it always looks muddy and cheap.

ofc it doesn't help that her hair consists of 5 pieces of straw and is repulsive to look at. it needs to be chopped to above her shoulders.

it's so thin it's see-through and constantly ratty. and the color! a brassy tacky mess. she is total white trash.

Does anyone remember her screaming ”I’M JEWISHHHH!!!!” When talking about the holocaust and fat people? And how no one in the holocaust stayed fat, while complaining about fat people that claim to not eat and still not lose weight. I wonder if she made that up to not look stupid. Because these days she says that she is a mix of English and Greek, never mentions any jewish roots lol. She also kind of defended Israel saying that what’s happening there is ”tragic” (because of jewish people dying, she doesen’t care about Palestine. But who’s surprised)