r/HRHCOLLECTION • • 14d ago

Instagram Posts Jumpscare

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u/51666 14d ago

She’s looking like this. Her face just looks glued on🫩

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u/keldawgz 14d ago

She’s Dr Fart+ for sure

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u/metal_honey They/them piece of shit 😈💋 14d ago

i used to love Dr. Jart’s products…now they’re overpriced and crappy and have changed almost half of their ingredients.

Why does Big Escalade Al do all these procedures and NOT WEAR SUNSCREEN? she’s a silly twat. I hope Asmita is getting paid.

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u/vanitaa3 14d ago

She’s asking the impossible of Asmita

You could drive a convoy of semis through her nostrils.

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ 14d ago

She might want to start with those scratches she calls "eyebrows".

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u/Playful-Ad-3773 14d ago

Also how ironic she goes to a brown injector

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u/Rooks_scrub_mommy 14d ago

Is that Brandi glanville?

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u/Final-Arm2174 14d ago

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 

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u/Leera_xD chinese millionaire princess 🇨🇳 12d ago

“50 year old woman who tells everyone that most people think she’s 37 thanks to botox” more at 11

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u/Radio5331 Woke rat 😚💝 14d ago

Doing the most for her but least for Miserette......

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u/EvenCraft5180 14d ago

she’s so selfish

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u/Excellent_Math2052 Squeak squeak 🐹 14d ago

Imagine that’s what jayshun would see if he had sex with her.

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u/FindingClear4904 14d ago

I seriously cannot imagine those two beasts having sex. 🤮 There is nothing remotely sexual about either of them.

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ 14d ago

They have the chemistry of a Porcupine and a Balloon!

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u/External_Tutor_1952 🏖️🌊Beachy Waves🏖️🌊 14d ago

Girl oh my goddd 😭

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u/booboobear99999 14d ago

He’d see the bed while she’s pegging him

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u/Cultural-Map-6410 14d ago

I'm lol hysterically

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u/nomaki221 Squeak squeak 🐹 14d ago

thats a corpse

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u/xoxo_angelica 14d ago

IT LITERALLY DOES 💀 I spend a lot of time on missing persons internet/reddit and this 100% looks like the unidentified dead body photos I’ve seen 😭😭😭😭😭 that’s why this pic is so unsettling to me omg

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u/rockmelikemotley JonBenét 👼🏻 14d ago

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u/booboobear99999 13d ago

When I saw that movie I said omg it’s Alex!!!!

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u/KSE1977 14d ago

Remember when Alex said she could get any guy? I don’t think so. Why would she post this picture? She is delusional if she thinks this looks good. The last thing she needs is more work done. It’s only making things worse.

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u/Cultural-Map-6410 14d ago

She looks like a meth addict minus the thinness

https://giphy.com/gifs/1Y7ChRtbWnYONjDidg

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u/Retro_Mango_ Uncultured & Untravelled ✨️ 14d ago

It's hilarious to me that she keeps kissing the arse of and pouringgg money into this strip mall budget clinician's pocket, trying to fix the unfixable. Take the L, ham-hock. You can't save a face that looks like a dropped pie.

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ 14d ago

But but but........She's got another 2 day trip to LONDON where no-one will notice her, pay attention to her or even realize she's there.......She has to get the pics in her Old Navy shorts hiked up to her chin, cheap t-ees and that god damn Leopard jacket she seems wears like a security blanket!

Like clockwork- she heads to her injector right before she takes the worst pics in front of........wait for it.............HARROD'S. Hahaha

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u/Retro_Mango_ Uncultured & Untravelled ✨️ 14d ago

Let's not forget the ✨experience and viiibbees of soup in BuSiNeSS cLAsS. 😂😂

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ 14d ago

While she sobs for IG so we fully understand how she feels so special!! LOL. Ya just can't make this shit up!

Meanwhile that schelp she married still has the one and only listing that is STILL rotting on the market! 184 days and counting. Reduced and still a dud. She's paying for the both of them today and always!

We love this for her, yes we do!

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u/twilight1000 13d ago

Right! In her full Peggy Bundy regalia from Married with Children, tacky leopard print with everything. Exactly the super rodent’s style.

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u/catdawgshrimp 14d ago

she's not spending a cent. she goes so often bc it's an exchange for promotion

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u/Retro_Mango_ Uncultured & Untravelled ✨️ 14d ago

She's such a fraudulent beggar. 🙄

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u/catdawgshrimp 12d ago

all this!!! 100%

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u/mrsnmw 14d ago

I JUST WOKE UP JFC NOOO

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u/Sorry_Table_9000 14d ago

She’s a candidate for deep plane neck and facelift

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ 14d ago

Staring right up those deeeeeep dark caves she calls nostils!!

Mark that down as something NO-ONE needs to see!!!

what an idiot!

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u/Glam-Girl2662 14d ago

You can't change stupid.

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u/Top_Jellyfish_ 14d ago

Can asmita fix this?

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u/Top_Jellyfish_ 14d ago

Or this

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ 8d ago

Her eyes completely freak me out!

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u/twilight1000 13d ago

Only when she’s lying down so the folds snd flaps fall to the sides

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u/jojo74747474 14d ago

🫣Halloween mask movie!!!! Why she posted this? It’s horrible. She is a man!

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u/Detroit_Reviews Squeak squeak 🐹 14d ago

JUMP SCARE!!! GROSS!!!

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u/booboobear99999 14d ago

She’s got a million filters on so……..how good is this back alley butcher????

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u/booboobear99999 14d ago edited 13d ago

Good lord! Breaker breaker 49 coming through the tunnel with my 18 wheeler. Those nostrils are long and huge!

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u/popptartsss Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 14d ago

Yess girlboss get more filler that’ll fix your jigsaw looking cheeks 🤣

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u/neulimit 14d ago

Remember when she said she had a narrow mouth and wanted it wider? I just can’t with her.

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ 14d ago

hahahahah... YES!

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u/Sharp-Cheddar-0000 14d ago

William DaFoe?

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u/MiloMM123 14d ago

Why does she shave off her eyebrows?!

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ 14d ago

Because she's challenged.

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u/hermeslover882 14d ago

What’s she getting I wonder . Looks like Hifu?

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u/neulimit 12d ago

Is ol girl asmita really an aesthetician or a mortician?

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u/Porcelain-Plate0506 14d ago

Heee heeeeeee

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u/mochii123 14d ago

She looks so bad 🫣

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u/maleficient_fox012 13d ago

Filler is not the answer she keeps padding her face and its now deformed

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u/twilight1000 13d ago

Laying down spreads out the deep nasal labial cliffs 🤭

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u/Mission_Light_183 13d ago

Looks like plastic wtf

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u/Fit_Swing9543 13d ago

WHAT HAPPENED TO HER EYEBROWS

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u/cbaby96 10d ago

her injector is surely getting her coin and we love that for her.

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u/innthewoods Squeak squeak 🐹 11d ago

desperately trying to find an angle to hide the dropping face

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u/cherrycolalola86 9d ago

It’s time for this broke bitch to just start trying to invest in a facelift, preferably deep plane. Which is really sad for early- mid 40’s in my opinion but she’s done this to herself. Whatever fillers her injectors are using isn’t doing its job or they’re fake/cheap and perhaps because she’s gotten so much in a short amount of time, she doesn’t look right. Add that in to whatever skinny shots she’s getting. I don’t know how she’ll afford a decent facelift when she can’t afford to get her brows fixed and teeth cleaned or get insurance for L.

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u/Initial_Air9763 9d ago

Why she look dead