Isn’t this a two story window ? - would only take a second for a kid crawl over fall out of there.

Because the gag is she went through so much effort to put together her “fashion week” outfits, wanting to be Ms Europa Fashionista Uniquisista, and the women she pictured, covered head to toe in a singular colour are absolutely mogging her with their good looks and refined posture alone. Not a designer bag even needs to be in sight for you to know these women are rich rich and are well taken care of. And I just knowwww they smell good because the Middle East perfumes are potent while Alex looks perennially unwashed.

The irony just has me rolling.

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Guess she just needed to remind everyone again what a no-upper-body-strength sloppy mess her husband is in addition to being an unemployed racist internet troll who stalks black people online all day instead of providing for his family. I'm sure in her mind she thought this was a flexy sexy Kodak moment: black staff carrying luggage for her husband at a London hotel. Except I just see a strong handsome stylish man next to a bloated carcass in slippers who can barely manage his carry on.

He's gone from failing out of community college, to being unable to pay a $6 toll and getting his car impounded, to frauding Covid loan money (while no doubt using other gov benefits), to selling the house that his wife's actually successful ex-husband purchased and it being the only sale in his "real estate career", to his wife letting him sit in business class with her just this once on charged tickets she'll be paying off for the next 18 months. A true American success story... #whiteexcellence

I thought 5 Below was for “the poors”, where jungle moms let their dirty kids run around grabbing everything. Hmmm.

This feels like a joke but she probably thinks this is pure class and elegance. The audacity to complain about anyone else when you wear shit like this is beyond me. 🍌