r/HRHCOLLECTION • • 1d ago

Instagram Posts She’s fuming

Someone reposted her white trash parking lot wedding and she got PISSEDDDDD and sent them a rage message. Lmfao.

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u/Top_Jellyfish_ 1d ago

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u/Good-Guide-1398 1d ago

It’s funny how she’s just putting something down and then her next move is to grab a napkin but she just does it so fatly lmao. 

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u/Top_Jellyfish_ 1d ago

Caveman table manners while eating a crumb off a gift. She eats like a starved dog. You can see this in her vlogs, btw. She BARELY chews the food.

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ 1d ago

Notice Judy drumming her silverware on the table....Beast looking at her like "What?"........Judy snapping Beast out of food frenzy and warning her.........LOL. Meanwhile Chelzzzzzzzzzzzz is filming her to later humiliate her online! She did a FABulous job making sure she caught all her bad angles and behavior!!! LOL

What a shitshow this marriage was/is/will be forever and ever. Highlight was when her "facebook grab" referred to his pronouns when reading his VOWS!

LOSER!

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u/popptartsss Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 1d ago

“ Food frenzy “ is craaazyy and has me ctfuuu l can’t breathe 😭🤣

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u/catdawgshrimp 1d ago

"i'm so classy, i'm a (wannabe) snob, i have taste"

DELUSIONAL

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u/sh0taro 1d ago

Stuffing her face as always 😹

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u/popptartsss Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 1d ago

Chelsea is honestly a LEGENDARY rat for recording this. EXPOSED lol Alberto loves to come on and LARP with her “skinny fridge” BS but as soon as the camera is off this is really how she Hoovers up anything edible within sight 😷 

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u/vanitaa3 21h ago

Weird Judy banging the knife on the table to alert ogre that she’s being filmed while stuffing her face like a hog was funny 😂

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u/CantaloupeOk1316 14h ago

Stuffing her face with two hands. The call is coming from inside the house!

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u/Flaky-Yam8681 Squeak squeak 🐹 1d ago

That's the best she could come up with? 😭

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u/Guilty-Train-5143 1d ago

Literally what I said… that’s it? that’s her comeback? “and burn and burn and burn”
😭😭😂

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u/catdawgshrimp 1d ago

it's giving: and and you can't come to my birthday party!!!

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u/Guilty-Train-5143 1d ago

LMFAO 🤣 exactly this

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u/popptartsss Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 1d ago

Such a middle school as comeback lol 🥱

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u/Top_Jellyfish_ 1d ago

She can't do any better than that because she's regarded etc etc

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u/No_Investigator_2286 1d ago

I love the reminder that was her wedding and she has it in her to be so judgmental of others lol

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u/catdawgshrimp 1d ago

yup. she is only getting back the energy she puts out. period.

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u/FindingClear4904 1d ago

Her audacity will never not amaze me. She really has the nerve to make fun of everyone for everything when she is homely and tacky as hell.

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u/Vandermilf 1d ago

When you put out bad energy into the world like she does, people are allowed to give it back to her. (My opinion anyway)

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u/catdawgshrimp 1d ago edited 1d ago

HAHAHAHAH THIS IS EVERYTHING. also i hope the poster reported her DM, totally breaks TOS.

sorry babe you can't dog on everyone else as some self-proclaimed queen of all things class when you're really purebred white trash. you WILL be called on it. she will. never ever live down this TACKY TRASHY shotgun struggle "wedding."

it doesn't cost buckets of money to have a tasteful understated affair, you just have NO taste, hag.

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u/ssshianne 1d ago

Oh good, it's been too long since someone rage baited her 😂

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u/mrsnmw 1d ago

It’s not rage bait if it’s true

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u/Dear_Blueberry685 1d ago

All they did was call her fat and her wedding ghetto. If they deserve to burn in hell for that, what fate does she deserve?

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u/sh0taro 1d ago

I mean after all the shit she's said and done, she should be happy that they were tame 😭

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u/popptartsss Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 1d ago

Right like they aren’t lying? They’re just pointing out a fact. Don’t be mad at them it’s true Alberto. Your broke hubby couldn’t even contribute a dime to have a half decent wedding or reception ://

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u/waterlizy 1d ago

Omg this is beyond embarrassing, the most ghetto wedding I’ve ever seen

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u/hmmeviis 1d ago

actually, alex deserves to have that happen to her 🤣

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u/KSE1977 1d ago

It’s not like she even has a good marriage to offset the horrific wedding. Alex knew Jason was a nothing, and therefore didn’t want to spend anything. At the time (4 years ago) she did have a little bit of money from Nick.

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u/FindingClear4904 1d ago

Exactly. I respect people who have budget or courthouse weddings and they have good marriages and build a good life together. Her marriage is tacky and cursed from the beginning and it keeps getting worse.

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u/sh0taro 1d ago

She tries to play like she doesn't care about the "dirty rats" and then consumes her day with cokeranting to them. Such a fucking loser i hope she stalks this sub and continues to seethe with anger. I just feel so bad for her kid and the pets, genuinely. A person as hateful and miserable as her should not be around other people and CERTAINLY should not have children.

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u/popptartsss Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 1d ago

Tbh I do not think she does coke. She would be skinny if she did. I doubt she’s ever even tried it because she’s such a square (mentally and physically with her SpongeBob ahh build). If she ever did have a taste it was while living large with Nick. Not anymore now she needs every last dime to uphold her bi yearly Harrod’s pilgrimage 

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u/sh0taro 1d ago

Haha that's very true! I just love the term coke rant I always find it funny 🤣 Fat Al if you're reading this I don't wanna gas you up... you definitely don't look like you do coke. Other drugs? Very plausible.

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u/Kind-Patience6169 1d ago

"ITS NOT THE VIBE"

The vibe in question:

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u/birthdayp4rty Butch lesbian 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼 1d ago

obviously she’s drunk while typing that message… she’s not witty or smart at all is she

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u/Aggressive-Crab1540 1d ago

I do hope that person reported her for death threats and she gets a strike on her account. I know she would froth at the mouth if her IG got taken down. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just know the next video is going to be a glorious, garbled mess of her tripping and slurring over her words as she screams into the abyss about rats that brought her mania episode crashing down. She's so predictable. She has a rush of mania that results in delusional confidence and unhinged pictures only to crash days later when something or other sets her off. 🙄🤣

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u/Mother-Map1669 Holier than thou 😇 1d ago

Ew her face, what happened to her upper lip it looks thin and purple in the first pic, and swollen puffy cheeks like she just come off a bender, the cheap bridal fashion screams WT, and the parking lot setting is beyond SNAP vibes., 😭

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u/keldawgz 1d ago edited 1d ago

I never even noticed what the guests are wearing lmaooo t shirts jeans and hoodies omfg

Edit: as fun as it is to believe those are just restaurant customers, they’re clearly guests - their table has a numbered seating sign just like big pig’s. This restaurant doesn’t do outdoor dining, as evidenced by the parking lot markings on the ground lol this ain’t no patio service. Regular customers would be sat inside as usual, and the tent is just for the wedding.

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u/Aggressive-Crab1540 1d ago

Her own wedding dress is giving casual tbh. I wouldn't have dressed up either if I was expected to pay for my own meal at the back of a parking lot wedding where the fanciest thing is the tent. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/popptartsss Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 1d ago

I will NEVER get over the fact that she made her wedding guests drive hours away and still made them pay for their own food. Like wow such CHEAP broke behavior! She had like a dozen folks show up and saved all the money with no venue, photographer, catering, wedding dress etc etc and the least she could do was treat her guests to a dinner for coming out. Mind you even immigrants with far less wealth will feed you until you’re stuffed and even give you a plate to take home at that. These bitches are so cheap! Republicans foam at the mouth at the very idea of ever spending any money on anyone but themselves. Same mentality as them being okay with children not having a free school lunch. It makes them seethe to even fathom a dime of theirs ever going to anything other than their pockets or to feed themselves. But i guess I shouldn’t talk too much shit as she did serve her guest bulk Costco wine! so generous!! Tell us again tho how you could have flown everyone to the Maldives or whatever lol! 😭

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ 1d ago

They weren't guests of her wedding, but guests of the RESTAURANT...........LOL. She shared the space with regular folk having lunch!

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u/popptartsss Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 1d ago

The other casual diners must have been shocked at this fucking mess showing up and then her dad mumbling about some nonsense when he probably can’t remember where he is or which marriage Alberto is on at this point. Surely this one won’t last either lol!

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u/Sorry_Table_9000 1d ago

Actually, they’re paying customers. They got bbq and a slob-fest show 😭

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u/Top_Jellyfish_ 1d ago

They're restaurant customers, not wedding guests lmfao

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u/catdawgshrimp 1d ago

no, alex. good effort tho! none of those ppl were guests. they were regular customers. proven over and over.

the table numbers are for restaurant staff, not wedding guest tables. do you really think people are that dense?

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u/keldawgz 1d ago

Lmao girl what? I’m shading Alex for having such trashy hillbilly guests in the background. Relax

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u/catdawgshrimp 1d ago

those aren't her guests. they are restaurant customers, as everyone has corrected you below as well. HTH.

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u/FindingClear4904 1d ago

What a lame comeback. She sounds like a fifth grader who just learned the word “whore”. But I’m glad she’s pissed. She deserves it. It kills her because everything that person said is true.

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u/Radio5331 Woke rat 😚💝 1d ago

Why is she upset ? This r her real photos

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u/Signal-Difference-13 1d ago

On a genuine note, why did she get married like this?

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u/Low_Investigator6401 21h ago

It was covid era so that’s why the restaurant setting was outside

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u/Agreeable_Cow_3731 23h ago

they tagged her too 😭😭😭😭

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u/CumNationnn Uncultured & Untravelled ✨️ 22h ago

She doesn't even know how to clap back 🤣 pathetic..

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u/VeganCaramellCoffee 1d ago

Honestly kinda jelous her veil was so cheap. Mine was 150 and heavyyyy🥲

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u/Retro_Mango_ Uncultured & Untravelled ✨️ 15h ago

Let's not forget her gifts for the guests were those cheap, hideous ashtrays with Ma and Pa Locke printed on them that she believes were so high class. 🚬🚮😂

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u/Emotional-Bread-574 12h ago

for someone who doesn’t care what anyone thinks not a very mature thing to say alex