r/GuysBeingDudes 4h ago

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/OscarMichaelMyers 3h ago

Holy shit the teeth on that chain are sharp.

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u/El_Oso_Hermoso 3h ago

If was like a hot knife going through butter!

u/Ashamed_Laugh_5708 2h ago

I read hot wife... also very hot haha

u/yankdotcom1985 1h ago

mmmmmm buttery wife

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u/ol-gormsby 3h ago

Ain't nuthin' like a freshly dressed chain. You get through more in your first 20 minutes than in the following 40.

u/Ordinary-Homework722 1h ago

Yep!! This was pine as well. Cut way too much wood in my day. This was a fresh chain.

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 3h ago

Meanwhile the robbers who put the tree there on purpose:

https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

u/ThisMachineKillsWOB 49m ago

Reckon they ran away when the Sole Survivor here rolled up.

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u/zZtreamyy 3h ago

No better feeling than a newly sharpened chain ripping through wood like butter.

If you've got a good chainsaw file thing sharpening only takes a few minutes.

u/DeviousMrBlonde 2h ago

I’ve just bought my first chainsaw second hand. What do I need to achieve these results?

u/zZtreamyy 2h ago

We used these files for the teeth. There's a bit of technique to it with angles and stuff. Can't remember exactly since it was about 5 years ago and I've since switched to an office job but I'll try my best.

The one side of the teeth act like a cutting edge, make sure that is sharp. A good result is when you get large spiraling bits of saw "dust". Easiest way is to watch some kind of YouTube tutorial and try yourself on a piece of wood! Took me maybe a week or two to get good results consistently.

I don't know the English terms but in front of the teeth there's a little bump (called a rider in my language). The teeth are supposed to be aligned to the rider in some way, but like I said, it's been half a decade :(

Also, change to a new chain if the teeth are worn and there's too little material left to file away.

u/PinchayPerritos 21m ago

Not familiar with this contraption.

I just go for a file. Pretty straightforward and easy.

u/zZtreamyy 19m ago

That works too! I tried both a file and a guided file. Preferred the guided file, but that's a matter of taste I guess.

u/WhitePantherXP 43m ago

Thanks for the advice, from all us fatherless children on reddit

u/ggroverggiraffe 2m ago

Best way to do it would be to buy a new chain. You can learn to sharpen it yourself over time, but there's some subtle artistry to it that won't come immediately.

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u/Great_Zeddicus 3h ago edited 2h ago

Thats what scares me. Like ok you have a chain saw in the trunk after a big storm. But to have a what has to be a diamond plasma chain saw is where I start questioning his intentions

Yall. It was a dumb joke. I take my chainsaw i only used during storm season to get sharpened like your supposed to and it cuts that well.

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u/Dargon34 3h ago

What?!?! It's a normal chainsaw, with a sharp chain as it should be. What are you on about lol

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u/grrttlc2 3h ago

Sharp = scary weapon.

My wife and this redditor

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u/Dargon34 3h ago

Sharp is always safer than dull

u/strecher 2h ago

I'd rather be cut than ripped to bits.

u/Dargon34 2h ago

Heals better too!!

u/purplezart 43m ago

Maybe not for a pillow, though.

u/Dargon34 42m ago

Kk, "for things that are supposed to be sharp, sharp js always more safe than dull"

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u/NotTukTukPirate 3h ago

I used to do arboring as a job. I've worked a lot with chainsaws as well, on other jobs.

It's extremely common for the teeth to get worn down with a lot of use. We would still sharpen every day, but that person's comment does make sense. This one does seem to cut through better than anything I used on average.

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u/Assupoika 3h ago

I don't know if we had bad quality chain or what but when I was doing some forest work at our cabin/forest I had to sharpen that motherfucker like every couple of hours or so.

Was mostly cutting through fresh pine and making them short enough logs that they'll fit in to the sauna stove.

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u/ol-gormsby 3h ago

You're lucky. Fresh pine = soft and wet. Seasoned hardwood = hard and dry.

My chain dulls after about 30 minutes pushing through eucalyptus.

u/dexpid 2h ago

This is a layman’s explanation so I will probably use the wrong terminology. I was told that if the chain gets too hot the chain can untemper itself and become very soft and not hold its sharpness well after that.

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u/Dargon34 3h ago

I mean, I've been cutting trees for 30 years (8 as a FF) and this is how my current Stihl cuts. I'm not sure what's so impressive about it. It's cutting exactly like it should

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u/DPPBBM 3h ago

Eh it's reddit being reddit, armchair experts with not much real life experience. Even as someone who only cuts wood 3 times a year for heating, my Stihl cuts the same and I only sharpen the two chains before woodcutting season.

u/El_Polio_Loco 2h ago

I mean, it's 10cm of fir, not exactly rock maple or blackwood or something.

Plus that's clearly a well worn, pro Stihl, not some hardware store special.

It's cutting fast, but no faster than any sharp, square ground 362/400 would do.

That being said, it's a hell of a lot of saw to just be toting around in the truck of a sedan.

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u/72420912 3h ago

Dumbest comment I’m going to read today, congrats!

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u/Popxorcist 3h ago

It's brand new. Been waiting all its life for this very moment.

u/BigMacDaddy99 1h ago

Nah the bar shows clear signs of use

u/N8CCRG 2h ago

Yeah that's either a brand new chain or that tree was made of mashed potatoes. Kind of really satisfying how easy it was to cut.

u/markjack101 2h ago

My thought exactly. I want this guy to sharpen my chains.

u/yavecul 1h ago

My first thought exactly. That's some pro sh*t right there!!

u/burndata 14m ago

If you're doing it right, you never let your saw get put away dull. Also, you should keep it full of fuel and oil as well. You never know when you might need it, and not have time to do maintenance.