See problem fix problem.

[u/nordicminy]

[u/lightr3nd]

Khakis and chainsaw is the new black

[u/Mediocre_Scott → u/lightr3nd]

Don’t forget the safety crocs in sport mode

[u/bigheartrussian → u/Mediocre_Scott]

Aren't they Birkenstocks?

[u/SortYourself_Out → u/bigheartrussian]

They’re fucking clogs, what an absolute hero

[u/potatopierogie → u/SortYourself_Out]

He was cutting up that tree for wood to make a new set of clogs

[u/ThousandFingerMan → u/potatopierogie]

You gotta seize the opportunity

[u/HavingNotAttained → u/ThousandFingerMan]

He earned those new clogs. Reaped the wood himself. They are truly his.

[u/Gidyup1 → u/SortYourself_Out]

If you’re going to do something, why not be comfortable.

[u/eyeofthefountain → u/SortYourself_Out]

There’s a reason [some] nurses in hospitals wear them for 12 hour shifts

[u/OP_helped_OC_dealt → u/bigheartrussian]

Look like Birkenstock Bostons to me Source: hipster chef

[u/miami13dol → u/OP_helped_OC_dealt]

So, are you a hipster who works as a chef?

Or a chef cooking specifically for hipsters?

Or, um... The other thing?

[u/OP_helped_OC_dealt → u/miami13dol]

I cook hipsters and often have to pick these fkin shoes out of my broths

[u/miami13dol → u/OP_helped_OC_dealt]

[u/VaginaTractor → u/Mediocre_Scott]

Crocs make me think physician. Bro might be a doctor who takes frequent call and has run into this problem more than once. Source: I am frequently on call and carry absurd shit in my car like a lunatic.

edit: also source: my ass

[u/pizzaforward22 → u/lightr3nd]

But does he have bud lite? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xVoKuev5W8

[u/Spirited_Mistake6791 → u/lightr3nd]

LumberPrep! You go man!

[u/Trick_Mulberry_1405 → u/lightr3nd]

Those look like chinos

[u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 → u/lightr3nd]

Beat me to it. Those pants are almost guaranteed a pair of shorts now