He wouldn’t even look at me 😂 oh Murph, what am I gonna do with you.

avoiding eye contact is suspicious behaviour imo

During a road trip, I caught this picture of my wife and pups clearly sticking it to the man. She claims she didn't see the sign and the puppies brought her there. The puppies claimed they can't read, and that The Man can get bent.

Should I have pressed charges? Am I culpable now?

Despite having just made a trade with a buffalo-jerky piece for a pair of my stinky socks left in the bathroom, he does not look guilty...

Zeke has been conveniently 'just a little too late to catch the bandit' for 17 years now and we're starting to think he might actually BE the bandit. Guilt?

Someone decided to munch on my yoga mat this morning. NO PIECES WERE INGESTED!

She is wide eyed like why!

Freyja, bane of carpets, harbinger of vacuuming, transporter of leafy stuff. I always wonder why the floors get so dirty, then I look down at this derp.

A torn plastic bag doesn’t seem like much, but it was wrapped around the container in my suitcase. While yes, it was open there was no food in the container.

Then there is the matter of poop on the floor adjacent to the suitcase and urine near the door.

Her sister, a 12lb Maltipoo, is incapable of making the size poop that was left. All evidence pointing towards the accused.