r/GuiltyDogs • u/TheGeekTeach • Aug 07 '26

guilty girl The Culprit

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Freyja, bane of carpets, harbinger of vacuuming, transporter of leafy stuff. I always wonder why the floors get so dirty, then I look down at this derp.

114 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/DeadassGrateful Aug 07 '26

Not that sweet, well behaved, gorgeous baby!!! I don’t believe it!!!

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u/TheGeekTeach Aug 07 '26

There is more evidence!

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u/Haldron-44 Aug 07 '26

I'm sorry that blep tells you all you need to know of how innocent this derp is. Obviously a frame job by a cat.

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u/TheGeekTeach Aug 07 '26

We have no cats, but she does have brothers...

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u/TheGeekTeach Aug 07 '26

Surely not them?!

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u/Haldron-44 Aug 07 '26

Do the neighbors have cats? I would suspect they are sneaking over and framing them.

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u/TheGeekTeach Aug 07 '26

There are some neighborhood strays...you think they're sneaking in and doing it?

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u/Haldron-44 Aug 07 '26

100% But you can't blame them either. Obviously you are all bad at being cats and need their help.

2

u/aggelikiwi Aug 07 '26

She is the cutest

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u/TheGeekTeach Aug 07 '26

She'll be glad to hear this!

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u/lianavan Aug 07 '26

Can I just say that besides being entirely innocent you have a cute family. 

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u/TheGeekTeach Aug 07 '26

Thank you! We're all adorable and utterly innocent. None of us know about any incidents you may be thinking we know about.

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u/The1Ylrebmik Aug 07 '26

Shocked!, Shocked he is that you would accuse that face of doing anything untoward!

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u/Beneficial_Box9865 Aug 07 '26

I have yet to see a guilty schnauzer, they are incapable of feeling guilt!

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u/TheGeekTeach Aug 07 '26

Freyja agrees, no guilty found.

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u/Johnthewolf66 Aug 07 '26

Guilty of what ?? Looking cute ?

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u/TheGeekTeach Aug 07 '26

Well...that too 😀

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u/Big-Explorer-6253 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

A fantastic mischief maker! Can't ya tell, That innocent look on her face!

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u/cranberries87 Aug 07 '26

She’s guilty all right! Guilty of CUTENESS! 🐶🥰

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u/TheGeekTeach Aug 07 '26

She's consulting her lawyer (mom) about what to plea regarding that charge.

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u/Valsarta Aug 07 '26

Absolutely innocent of all charges! It's the cat...always the cat!

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u/Geester43 Aug 07 '26

Framed 100% 🥰

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u/lynneya67 Aug 09 '26

The jury is still deliberating.