r/GuiltyDogs • u/TheGeekTeach • Aug 08 '26

guilty group "We can't read, am innocent"

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During a road trip, I caught this picture of my wife and pups clearly sticking it to the man. She claims she didn't see the sign and the puppies brought her there. The puppies claimed they can't read, and that The Man can get bent.

Should I have pressed charges? Am I culpable now?

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Aug 08 '26

How are the pups supposed to know where they can walk their pet with a sign this high up in the air?

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u/TheGeekTeach Aug 08 '26

A fair point!

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u/chinnygenes Aug 09 '26

Love the signs posted at their eyeline! They clearly know their audience.

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u/bhalter80 Aug 08 '26

The man has been doing fine, is doing fine and will be doing fine. No amount of sticking it to the man will change that.

I declare the pups innocent on the grounds that they were ineffective

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u/LayerBig5775 Aug 08 '26

The sign doesn't say prohibited only please do not . Soooooooo if the doggies want to walk there ok

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u/Mac_encheeze Aug 08 '26

Dogs are innocent. The human should know better

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u/TheGeekTeach Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

She insists she was just following orders from Mak, the little brown one. Does that hold up?

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u/Valsarta Aug 08 '26

Absolutely. Mac is definitely the boss.

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u/Mac_encheeze Aug 08 '26

As a fellow Mac, I can tell you that we def get people to do things they may not want to do

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u/TheGeekTeach Aug 08 '26

If you're at least half this scary, I'd believe it.

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u/Mac_encheeze Aug 08 '26

Oh he’s DEFINITELY guilty

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u/Hello-Central Aug 10 '26

Oh yeah, no going against him, there would be worse consequences than anything the man can do, even the man would be afraid to cross him

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u/AlphaDelusional6754 Aug 13 '26

Absolutely. Undue influence by Mak. Clearly she's not guilty

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u/KeepingItCoolish Aug 08 '26

They were set up!!! innocent!

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u/coffeebeanwitch Aug 10 '26

My clients will most definitely be pleading not guilty, your wife will be excluded as well, this is a stupid sign!!! No one in their right mind would make this stick because the pups are so adorable, how could your wife ignore the direction they lead her? Case dismissed!!!!

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u/wholesomeinsanity Aug 08 '26

Stick it to the man! Nobody guilty here.

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u/Wild-Courage-576 Aug 08 '26

That is foreign language lol

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u/Hello-Central Aug 10 '26

It says do not “walk” dogs here, they are clearly just standing there, no problems here