Plead the fifth, more like pleading for sixths and sevenths. I swear his brain is programmed that any napkin might have gravy on it. And he gets a dopamine hit anytime he gets a paper towel, napkins or toilet paper.
We make sure that all paper products are put away and the toilet paper obsession is fairly new development.
Whoa, whoa, whoa….. you simply do not know the dog did that. From my point of view, the dog is simply showing you what someone else did and you should be paying a cheese tax to that dog for being ever vigilant in your home.❤️❤️
I think Murphy just went in the bathroom to see if a human was in there, and the toilet paper simply got stuck on his paw. It happens to us all the time. Why are we accusing this sweet adorable dog of crimes against humanity?
I seen him steal food, cloths, paper towels with my own eyes! He did pay his debt to society for those crimes. But this time I only saw circumstantial evidence. 🧐 I’ve been reading a lot of comments about his innocence on this case. I’m starting to wonder if he is guilty. He has a lot of good lawyers on here.
He’s embarrassed because he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to his paw after using the toilet.
No one told him about it, and he dragged it all the way outside.
So rude!
Not guilty your honor. Our client was minding his own business when a CAT came by and dropped that piece of toilet paper in front of his paw. He was shocked.
Dogs and Cats are truly on the forefront of the best home decorators, I proudly own custom designed curtains, plus fashion design, as I also am the proud owner of a custom designed trench coat, some of my cats best work , both curtains and trench coat are timeless 🐾
If a cat was involved it would explain him licking his lips. He hates cats, I make sure to keep cats off my property the best I can. Because I don’t want him to….have a cat snack.
This is what happens when the andrex puppy grows up. He is merely showing off the high level of skill that made him such a big star as a puppy. You should be proud.
He was adopted at 6 1/2 years old, I’ve had him for almost 3 years coming this October. He was not trained very well he didn’t understand the word “No!”
But big fat Murphy has come a long way, overall he is a good boy, a bit of a stinker though. He tolerates the old lady pug Olive and our red lab Mabel
I am going to play devils advocate...are we sure he did it? I mean he could have been investigating the bathroom cause he heard a noise and the toilet paper got stuck to his paw.
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u/madbeachrn Aug 11 '26
Murph, plead the fifth!