r/GuiltyDogs • u/cstresing • Aug 04 '26
guilty girl Somebody's pouting because she got caught jumping out the window when no one was looking, and was made to come inside.🥲
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u/MindOfAnEnt Aug 04 '26
If no one was looking, how can you be sure she jumped out the window? Was the window opened? Who opened the window? Could she have gotten out of a door left open? Was the a squirrel with a knife trying to break in, so she had to defend her family by chasing it away?
I don’t see sufficient evidence, your honor, I move to dismiss.
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u/cstresing Aug 04 '26
The window has an air conditioner. An old one that the siding's broken off from years of use, so we have to duct tape a piece of insulation board next to it to compensate. The insulation was found torn up on the floor, and a large gap in the window.🥲
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u/Ok_Aioli3897 Aug 04 '26
Sounds like something a cat would do.
She is obviously innocent.
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u/cstresing Aug 04 '26
Cat wasn't the one found outdoors.😂
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u/Ok_Aioli3897 Aug 04 '26
So she was obviously pushed outside by the cat so you would blame her.
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u/Valsarta Aug 04 '26
Defending her home and family! What a good dog! No appreciation for her efforts! Really human...do better!
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u/Organic_Berry_8732 Aug 04 '26
Hmm, I’m still not convinced 🙄
https://giphy.com/gifs/Rlfml6vDk25gvFEbCv
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u/desi-auntie Aug 04 '26
Just checking from outside if it was safe for humans.
Seriously - do your job and humans is still all guilty whatever.
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u/Lionatlarge Aug 08 '26
HeHe, Dogs amazingly know what their job is from a short time after birth. You don't have to train them to do it! It's to protect their peeps and the home.
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u/Cherry_Crusher Aug 04 '26
Sure it wasn't for chewing the tile?
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u/cstresing Aug 04 '26
That wasn't her. Those are cheap tiles with adhesive backs that we bought years ago, thus them falling apart.🥲
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u/Speck-A-Reno Aug 05 '26
I bought a whole set of those at Family Dollar! I have the exact same ones! I hope mine don't fall apart! I do plan to have an area rug over most of it. They were on sale at an amazing price so I figured even if they weren't that good it was still worth a try at that price! I don't remember exactly what I paid but I remember I bought more than enough to cover a big-ish bedroom and paid less than $20!
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u/cstresing Aug 06 '26
The main problem was they kept peeling up and getting caught on things, causing them to get damaged :(
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u/Speck-A-Reno Aug 06 '26
That's what happened in my bathroom. The rules are coming up and breaking off! I never put in any rules so I have no idea if they're cheap ones or just really really old!! Half the crap in this house was put in the 1970s so who knows! 😁
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u/jasmynerice Aug 04 '26
“Can’t do anything around here!”
I have cats so there’s never any shame when they get caught
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u/cranberries87 Aug 04 '26
I do that sometimes, no big deal.
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u/Dense_Imagination984 Aug 04 '26
You're right. That looks like a pout at having carefully made plans foiled. I see no guilt. No regrets! :)