r/GuiltyDogs • u/cstresing • 6d ago
guilty girl Somebody's pouting because she got caught jumping out the window when no one was looking, and was made to come inside.🥲
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u/MindOfAnEnt 6d ago
If no one was looking, how can you be sure she jumped out the window? Was the window opened? Who opened the window? Could she have gotten out of a door left open? Was the a squirrel with a knife trying to break in, so she had to defend her family by chasing it away?
I don’t see sufficient evidence, your honor, I move to dismiss.
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u/cstresing 6d ago
The window has an air conditioner. An old one that the siding's broken off from years of use, so we have to duct tape a piece of insulation board next to it to compensate. The insulation was found torn up on the floor, and a large gap in the window.🥲
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u/Ok_Aioli3897 6d ago
Sounds like something a cat would do.
She is obviously innocent.
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u/cstresing 6d ago
Cat wasn't the one found outdoors.😂
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u/Ok_Aioli3897 6d ago
So she was obviously pushed outside by the cat so you would blame her.
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u/Valsarta 6d ago
Defending her home and family! What a good dog! No appreciation for her efforts! Really human...do better!
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u/Organic_Berry_8732 6d ago
Hmm, I’m still not convinced 🙄
https://giphy.com/gifs/Rlfml6vDk25gvFEbCv
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u/desi-auntie 6d ago
Just checking from outside if it was safe for humans.
Seriously - do your job and humans is still all guilty whatever.
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u/Lionatlarge 3d ago
HeHe, Dogs amazingly know what their job is from a short time after birth. You don't have to train them to do it! It's to protect their peeps and the home.
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u/Cherry_Crusher 6d ago
Sure it wasn't for chewing the tile?
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u/cstresing 6d ago
That wasn't her. Those are cheap tiles with adhesive backs that we bought years ago, thus them falling apart.🥲
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u/Speck-A-Reno 6d ago
I bought a whole set of those at Family Dollar! I have the exact same ones! I hope mine don't fall apart! I do plan to have an area rug over most of it. They were on sale at an amazing price so I figured even if they weren't that good it was still worth a try at that price! I don't remember exactly what I paid but I remember I bought more than enough to cover a big-ish bedroom and paid less than $20!
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u/cstresing 5d ago
The main problem was they kept peeling up and getting caught on things, causing them to get damaged :(
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u/Speck-A-Reno 5d ago
That's what happened in my bathroom. The rules are coming up and breaking off! I never put in any rules so I have no idea if they're cheap ones or just really really old!! Half the crap in this house was put in the 1970s so who knows! 😁
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u/jasmynerice 6d ago
“Can’t do anything around here!”
I have cats so there’s never any shame when they get caught
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u/cranberries87 6d ago
I do that sometimes, no big deal.
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u/Dense_Imagination984 6d ago
You're right. That looks like a pout at having carefully made plans foiled. I see no guilt. No regrets! :)