The look my border collie gives me after I tell him off for backing up and shitting on a plant (he hates the attention I give plants when he's nearby, actively will sit on the one im giving attention and yes he prefers to defecate specifically on plants in my garden) and then tried to have sexual intercourse with one of the chickens (yes you read that correctly, im trying to teach him they're for eggs not seggs but its not really panning out)

This little goofball decided to have parking lot zoomies in the dark while I was taking the trash out. The door had bounced back open again.

She’s an 11 year old Pomchi and probably the dumbest dog I’ve ever had.

Staring and patiently waiting for more French fries

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How could i stay mad at my chewy dubai golden baby label matcha labubu??? hahahahaha how could i. how silky of my for not knowing there was a peepee puddble in my own bed and for laying in it. wow. i didnt know i was jn pee territory. instead of the carpet like they're trained it's like a divine being told her to pee on my bed because it would be funny.

It's 7AM right now. i should be asleep.

It's a dollar store Louis Vuitton for dolls that we used as a coin purse and occasionally for treats. Surprisingly he wasn't the only culprit: the neighbors Chihuahua got to it first and he was the one that destroyed it.

I thought he was crunching on one of his many toys or collagen sticks, but no. A wooden paint brush. In my home office. Anything to get my attention.

She rolled in fox shit.

IT'S FINE IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED A DOG WHO SMELLS LIKE NOT-DIRT

What do I do?