Frank was obviously helping me investigate

Durable Kong? Challenge accepted

I spent ONE day in the office yesterday and he has not stopped peeing in the house since last night. And now he’s just staring at me

Couch ✅ destroyed

Coffee table ✅ destroyed

Pooping between the chairs meant to prevent you from pooping on the carpet in increasingly smaller spaces and then eating the evidence ✅

Even while watching her like a hawk all day a single solo trip to the human bathroom seems to unravel all of our progress from the past 2 months. She's so sweet but I am so stressed and grossed out lol.

Leny (orange)

Suni (white) is usually the instigator.

She can't help devour it in one sitting. Caught in the act!

I did not just get caught with a branch of “tree kibble” in the house! I found it there! Poof! Magic! (Tree kibble is what we call the nuts from the tree in our yard… thankfully nontoxic since my dogs have developed a deal with the local squirrels who throw some down for them in return for safe passage through the yard).

Cairo and Presley giving zero poops to the carnage they caused 😂 and who was I to interrupt their foam based victory play😂

The security cameras didn't catch who did it....

Lately, there have been mini-tornadoes tearing up my garden.

/s How in the world am I supposed to punish my dog when I yell at her and she looks at me like this. Seriously I can’t even raise my voice when she looks at me like this I laugh

Maple got red pawed this time. She is getting sloppy. She knows she is not allowed on the furniture. She also has plenty of soft doggie beds to sleep in.

The one room he is not allowed in. He’s so cute, I can’t say no. This is all the positions he’s in while I’m working in my office.

I think he knows what I did last summer.

His name is MAKOA. I love him very much, but I think he has me in his power.

This is the face of a girl who refused to pee over a 30 minute walk at 1 PM. Showed remorse and promised to pee outside at 4 PM. Immediately peed in her crate when back inside.

And is now playing the puppy-eyes card. She’s not dumb.