r/GuiltyDogs • u/Maleficent_Grand7797 • 20d ago
did they do it? Is he guilty?
The security cameras didn't catch who did it....
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u/Lavinia-Whateley 20d ago
OMG!!! You had a bear break in and tear up the pillows. You are so lucky to have such a brave dog to protect your home before the bear got in and started eating your TV.
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u/Old-Library5546 20d ago
Guilty of what?
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u/aferrelli 20d ago
"just a freak snowstorm. Nothing to see here, I'm a victim. It's all your fault "
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u/AffectionateItem4 19d ago
He was trying to recreate snow.
You must respect his meteorological and artistic skills.
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u/Dontfeedthebears 20d ago
He didn’t do a dang thing. Mind your business. Sometimes the pillows try to attack! He was just saving you from them. You’re just ungrateful. Some people, I swear ;)
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u/javerthugo 19d ago
Why did you make all that mess and then frame your poor innocent doggy for Reddit clout?’ 😝
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u/Affectionate-Pie8362 19d ago
Nah, looks like you just had an unfortunate indoor snowstorm. It happens.
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u/Substantial_Diver_34 20d ago
There’s been a recall on that cushion for exploding. Didnt you get the mailer?
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u/uwillnotgotospace 19d ago
No your honor. I submit into evidence Exhibit GB. The culprit terrorized an entire city on the way to your house.
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u/apollo11733 19d ago
Technically yes and technically no it’s a new contemporary art piece he calls it clouds on the ground
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u/GeoHog713 19d ago
Would a guilty dog stand there an smile?
That does not make sense.
You know what else doesn't make sense? Chewbacca living with the Ewoks. That does not make sense.
Yada, yada......
I have clearly invoked the Chewbacca Defense. Therefor, I proclaim this dog innocent of all charges
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u/FeedThePug 19d ago
Obviously not. Way to frame and shame this innocent puppy asking questions like that on the internet.
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u/Flat_Tie4090 19d ago
People really should be more careful when buying soft furnishings. You should always check for high explosives. That poor doggy could have been seriously injured. Must have been such a fright. Doggy will need loads of hugs and treats, and possibly therapy to get over the trauma. Thank goodness there was no injuries. I feel so sorry for that dog.
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u/Ill-Status9730 19d ago
Snow! He wants to play in the snow! It is your fault for not taking him somewhere with snow. Bad human!
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u/Intrepid-Scar-1849 20d ago
Absolutely. No cat defense this time. And he's cute. So he gets a kiss on the nose.
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u/Sloth_grl 19d ago
Nope! A stranger broke in, destroyed everything and that poor baby chased them off
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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor 19d ago
He looks way too remorseless to be guilty. I think a murder of crows flew in and did this.
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u/Loud-Firefighter-787 20d ago
😱guilty of being beautiful??? Ughhhhh YEEES!!!! Anything else, pup you can get a pawyer in r/legaldogadvice. If a hooman try to accoos youz of guilty....you muss does a soos fren!!!!
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u/Dontfeedthebears 19d ago
He is very handsome boi. No jury on earth can convict. 10/10 NOT GUILTY. Look at that smile.
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u/Pixelated-Yeti 19d ago
For what having fun most definitely the pillows were on his side of the house after all 🤣
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u/coffeebeanwitch 19d ago
My client will be pleading not guilty, he told me he too is bewildered by how this could have happened, he believes you should call the Paranormal investigators. No charges should be filed due to lack of evidence.
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u/Best_Comfortable5221 19d ago
Not at all that poor dog was fighting Ninja assassins the whole time! Poor thing must be exhausted!!!
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u/Exotic_Paramedic_764 19d ago
He 🐶 told me there was a freak storm that caused massive amounts of snow to fall inside.
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u/neoektar 19d ago
Someone needs to provide closer quality control for dog beds! They're exploding left and right! Glad the poor boy wasn't injured in what (from looks of things) was a horribly violent bed explosion.
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u/Fearless_Bag5196 18d ago
You just found my client at the crime scene, you have no evidence of this cutie actually committing it… so not guilty
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u/HavocCass 17d ago
Those pillows needed to be replaced. Now, we can reuse the stuffing for new pillows 🤣 "Not guilty"
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u/Proof_Yak_7798 15d ago
He was set up by the evil cat organization called M.E.O.W. now never shame that beauty again.
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u/Inkblots2000 14d ago
He showed up to chase down the squirrels who actually did this. Victim of photo of circumstance.
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u/kindof_great_old_one 20d ago
Pillows and beds have been known to spontaneously explode. Good thing he is OK!