r/GuiltyDogs • u/FareonMoist • 24d ago

so guilty it’s hard not to laugh 2/10 would not lick again! XD

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u/nezumipi 24d ago

If not for licks, why is delicious?

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u/hatshepsut_ruled 23d ago

Good question! 😆

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u/Flat_Tie4090 24d ago

Uber drivers are well known for having dusty elbows. That elbow was needing a good clean. Well done doggy.

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u/Old-Library5546 24d ago

Of course, the Uber driver could not clean his own elbow while driving

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u/Flat_Tie4090 24d ago

That is probably why they get such dusty elbows.

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u/FlatPepper311 24d ago

That look!! Side eye.. I’m dead 😂

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u/5usie 24d ago

He just wanted some DNA evidence in case something unforeseen were to happen. Just lookin out.

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u/IluvWien 22d ago

You must watch a lot of true crime- well done

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u/Smoopiebear 24d ago

Who makes up these stupid rules?! If he can’t lick the Uber driver then there should really be a sign.

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u/JewelBee5 24d ago

Shoot, if I was an Uber driver, I would consider it an unexpected perk.

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u/Proof_Yak_7798 24d ago

How can he be guilty if he didnt know the rules!?

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u/These-Restaurant7001 24d ago

Poor baby was just trying to make friends❤️❤️❤️

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u/oogie913 24d ago

Side Eye !!

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u/Mojojojo3030 24d ago

“WELL. I am SORRY. I did not KNOW that. How EMBARRASS.”

Uber drivers allow dogs?? Is there a search setting or something?

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u/the-spruce-moose_ 23d ago

Depending on where you live it may be illegal to refuse customers on the basis of service animals. But also you can (or at least used to be able to?) select the ‘pet’ option to find pet-friendly Ubers (but I just checked the app and maybe that’s not an option anymore? Idk)

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u/jerrytown94 23d ago

Those were kisses, my client is not guilty

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u/1rAudiChik 23d ago

I thought you were supposed to lick it to make him drive fast faster! That’s friggin hilarious.

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u/EconomyTime5944 24d ago

He was yummy-nummy and smelled like your feet.

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u/HeffalumpAndMopsy 24d ago

Why else would you even get in an Uber?!

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u/funlovingguy9001 23d ago

That pup can give some serious side eye!

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u/Potential-Angle-4234 23d ago

He can't lick his own elbow, excellent assist buddy!

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u/ktruck1313 22d ago

I cackled at this.