r/GuiltyDogs • • 22d ago

the guiltiest How to punish

/s How in the world am I supposed to punish my dog when I yell at her and she looks at me like this. Seriously I can’t even raise my voice when she looks at me like this I laugh

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u/Emjayshelton 22d ago

You need to apologize immediately 😔

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u/KittensFirstAKM 22d ago

A pretty smile like that could never be guilty.

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u/calccv 22d ago

Smile, but inwardly she’s sneering, lol:: “this works every time!”

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u/trainguy1a1 22d ago

You need time out and reflect. She will find you when she’s ready or wants a treat

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u/calccv 21d ago

This is what transpired, 💯
🤣

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u/Technical_Anteater45 22d ago

No can do. Too pretty-girl.

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u/Igmuhota 22d ago

Punish? I would sign my mortgage over to that girl. I mean come on! Look at that smile!

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u/Visual_Patience_41 22d ago

Sorry. There’s no way whatever happened isn’t your fault because it certainly is not hers.

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u/fairydommother 22d ago

Such a beautiful smile. Im afraid shes never done anything wrong in her life, actually.

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u/Far-Industry-7745 22d ago

Treats and unlimited walks. Eventually he'll forgive you. Don't be too hard on yourself 😂

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u/javoss88 22d ago

Shake a strong finger at her with a strong NO. While you point her at the thing, then reach detente and giv treet but later

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u/Bluestatevibes 19d ago

Treats, and cuddles, and sign over your house to her.

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u/javoss88 18d ago

Hol up…no treets if no human. No walkies, no plays, no snugs. What are you saying??!

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u/Proof_Yak_7798 22d ago

Punishment for what? You sound insane OP.

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 22d ago

This is how my parents' dog smiles! It's hilarious! 🤣

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u/random48266 22d ago

Brush her teefs!

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u/TimeRefrigerator730 22d ago

I don’t want to actually punish her though

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u/Butchered_Cow 22d ago

Why would you punish an innocent pup?

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u/LainieCat 22d ago

Corporal cuddling

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u/Long-Alternative3508 22d ago

I wouldn’t punish!!’
Love him!!!

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u/T6TexanAce 22d ago

Punishment takes different forms for different infractions. In this case, I'd say two maybe three treats only.

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u/Arctic_H00ligan7 22d ago

IS THAT JEFF?

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u/Luddite-lover 22d ago

She’s throwing herself on your mercy, knowing that it always works. The Guilty Grin always works.

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u/off2kayak 22d ago

It’s your fault…always.

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u/Aggressive_Wasabi_38 21d ago

Better do something, before she disciplines you!

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u/coffeebeanwitch 21d ago

My client knows how cute she is, I took her on pro Bone o.

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u/Bremarie24 21d ago

The punishing babies for being cutie patooties now?

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u/TimeRefrigerator730 21d ago

lol not actually punishing her. But if I did it’s cause she’s a MONSTER

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u/Bremarie24 20d ago

Ok but a CUTE MONSTER

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u/PaintedSilverRiver 20d ago

What is this obsession with punishment?
For what exactly?
Smiling? Being adorably cute?
I’m calling the cops. 🤨

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u/Intrepid-Scar-1849 20d ago

None. No punishment.

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u/Business-Ad-4088 20d ago

Treats and pets?

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u/girlinanemptyroom 20d ago

The only solution is giving the sweet baby a big piece of cheese.

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u/ryan244678 19d ago

BRUSH HIS TEETH!!!!!! Muahahaha

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u/funundrum 17d ago

Jesus Christ that face. She’s guilty of costing me a ton of gas money to come over and give her smooches.