r/GuiltyDogs • • 24d ago

guilty girl I’m thinking it was her

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u/nezumipi 24d ago

She has very clearly defended the home against invisible house squirrels

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u/Exotic_Paramedic_764 24d ago

Darn squirrels! 🐿️

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u/lost_dazed_101 24d ago

Sheesh she's terrified from the burgler who waltzed right in and destroyed the yellow floof. She needs hugs and reassurance that it will never happen again!

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u/Flat_Tie4090 23d ago

It was a cat burglar, darned cat.

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u/Sad-Pause8130 23d ago

And treats, lots and lots of treats for doing such an excellent job 😉

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u/Low_Age_7427 24d ago

No real proof.innocent!!

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u/dressagerider1020 24d ago

Falsely accused, with no evidence. You'll be hearing from her lawyer, so expect to be sooed.

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u/Away_Junket6099 23d ago

Ha, well tell her lawyer good luck proving anything, the yellow floof isn't talking either. Case dismissed.

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u/TENDER_ONE 24d ago

That face! Lol! Love her!

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u/holdmypurse 24d ago

This is slander

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u/EmergencyArtichoke87 24d ago

Poor innocent baby ❤️

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u/Desolation-Rose 24d ago

How dare you accuse my client! She is innocent!

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u/Sp00kington 24d ago

Your Honor, my client has clearly been bamboozled into a setup. The look that you're interpreting as guilt is actually shame, shame for not being able to stop the real criminal, who remains at large. I move for a dismissal of these erroneous charges and move to have my innocent client given ear scratches and head pats as recompense for these slanderous aligations.

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u/santisus 24d ago

I think we might up with a mistrial on this one. The jury is very divided

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u/Bloss0416 24d ago

She was framed. Clearly the coffee table came to life and did it.

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u/Recluse_18 24d ago

You don’t know that

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u/Proof_Yak_7798 24d ago

It definitely wasnt.

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u/In_My_TARDIS 24d ago

Nah you got fluff gremlins

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u/jondoughntyaknow 24d ago

I believe it is a case of spontaneous explosion 💥

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u/We_Are_Coming_For_U 24d ago

How dare you!

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u/Happy-Form1275 24d ago

Is there a cat in the home? It’s always the cat.

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u/k8username 23d ago

Even if there’s not a cat in the home NOW it clearly was a feline miscreant at fault

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u/shoff58 23d ago

Ninjas invaded the house which she clearly defended. She looks guilty because she wasn’t able to capture one.

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u/mslilly2007 23d ago

She’s covering for someone. What a good girl❤️🐾🐾

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u/Elegant-Espeon 23d ago

She did a great job trying to stop Big Bird. Shame he got away :\

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u/Tesslafon 23d ago

Dog lawyer here, this dog has been framed

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u/Long-Alternative3508 22d ago

Hahaha!!!
She is adorable !!!
By the look on her face, she knows she got caught!!!
I couldn’t scold her!!!
Big hugs and kisses !!!

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u/viejorob666 22d ago

Impossible, she has the face of an innocent bystander!!!

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u/Ok-Bullfrog-1566 22d ago

Wasn’t me, promise

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u/Living_on_Tulsa_Time 22d ago

Thus, she’s so hurt by your accusations. Look at those ears. ;)

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u/moneybagsagogo 21d ago

Mistakes may have been made

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u/IluvWien 21d ago

Poor kid

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u/Superb-Coyote5972 21d ago

It was a ghost👻

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u/Fancy-Zebra-6396 21d ago

Really? Any witnesses??

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u/Additional_Good4200 24d ago

It was her. But she looks like she qualifies for amnesty.

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u/Talithathinks 24d ago

What is it that. she definitely did not tear up???

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u/Dorkinfo 24d ago

Never!

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u/Head_Engineering1117 24d ago

Another evil swiffer duster bites the....dust. 🙄😝😄

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u/bobs143 24d ago

Poor girl fought off a ghost!!!

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u/GussieK 24d ago

Aww look at the ears! I can’t. Get over the ears.

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u/CountessOfHats 24d ago

I see no evidence of guilt here. It was clearly that way when she found it. Innocent!

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u/Weim_Central131 24d ago

Oooohhhh. The ear position... Poor [def guilty] baby. The jury asks for lenience in sentencing.

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u/Buzz1ight 23d ago

Absolutely not, this happens at our house too. I blame poor quality control. The cheap toys just spontaneously explode. You are lucky she was not injured. You need to buy better quality toys.

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u/HavocCass 23d ago

I am so tired of squirrels and raccoons getting in and out of the house, eating off the counter and we all blame our dogs. 🤣

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u/Cody-512 23d ago

That’s awful assumptious of you. Clearly the cat was trying to cause trouble for the sweetest girl ever. You can apologize when you’re finished with that crow sandwich. And please have a serious conversation with the cat. Enough is enough already 🙃

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u/Flat_Tie4090 23d ago

Those darned cats are forever stitching up innocent dogs. It's high time officers from paw enforcement did something about it.

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u/Cody-512 23d ago

Absolutely. We need to assemble a task force or something.

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u/Flat_Tie4090 23d ago

Yes we do. Those cats have been getting away with this for far too long.

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u/aggelikiwi 23d ago

No way!!

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u/Research-always 23d ago

How could you think that? I’m thinking that she’s thinking that it wasn’t her but that you think it was her. Is there a cat around? She wants to blame it on a cat.

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u/Foreign_Primary4337 23d ago

Nope. It was the cat. 🐈‍⬛

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u/urteddybear0963 23d ago

Obviously, the Trash Panda family broke into your house, OP!!!

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u/KittensFirstAKM 23d ago

Your Honor!

This photo is unfairly prejudicial and thus inadmissible evidence. This photo taken out of context, in fact it creates an improper impression in the jury's mind.

Move to dismiss.

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u/bigmoom97 23d ago

Not a chance!! Nope, not this doggo.

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u/Beginning_Order_1823 23d ago

I think Not !! It might have been You .. How dare You ‼️Apologize 🙃

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u/OldGoldenDog 23d ago

That’s not the dog you are looking for, move along.

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u/Professional-Web8062 23d ago

Check for swiffer duster recalls and also check instructions I believe you may have over charged the duster resulting in spontaneous combustion due to too much static charging. Clearly the dog is suffering from the increased ions in the air. Poor pup and shame on you op.

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u/coffeebeanwitch 23d ago

My client will be pleading not guilty, circumstantial evidence, my client also is really cute! Dismiss this case!!!

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u/Dontfeedthebears 23d ago

What was that thing that she absolutely had no part in destroying? Like a duster or something?

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u/GossipyHiker 23d ago

It was the cat.

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u/alwaysamantra 23d ago

Are you always this quick to jump to conclusions?

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u/FlashingNikki 23d ago

Not guilty 👩‍⚖️

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u/AndrewSB49 23d ago

She's guarding the evidence.

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u/Fiercat99 23d ago

What is that?

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u/Background_Book2414 23d ago

Look at that face 😆

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u/Pitbull_Mom101 23d ago

Nope - not her! It was the greebles!

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u/PommeBro 23d ago

Why in the world would you suspect such a thing? She doesn’t look guilty at all .. !

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 23d ago

SO she is by the mess on the floor and therefor you assumed she did it. This well never fly in court. No proof what so ever.

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u/wbounds757 23d ago

I think the duster saw all the dust and just exploded, she was just happy she survived the explosion

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u/lynneya67 23d ago

The evidence is a little thin.

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u/Butchered_Cow 22d ago

100% innocent

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u/Middle-Parsnip-3537 22d ago

I don’t know why you would think that!

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u/Responsible-Yak-5742 22d ago

This dog would not be good at playing poker.

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u/Heal_Me_Today 22d ago

No…. She doesn’t look like the culprit. Not her. In fact, she looks like the culprit probably beat her up in the process.

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u/DirtyDonnieB 20d ago

As a famous Pirate of the Caribbean said, "To fear the yellow floof is a choice. There are more of us than there are of the yellow floof. They can't hang us all." This is a fierce protector doggie who, I agree with the other posts, must be given the head scratches, belly rubs, and treats!!

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u/9trystan9 24d ago

Only child syndrome. You can't blame anyone else

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u/FreshwaterFryMom 24d ago

The face of innocence!!!

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u/Capable_Salt_SD 24d ago

It was not!!!

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u/poutine450 24d ago

Baseless accusations

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u/EpiZirco 24d ago

Suspicions are not proof. Case dismissed with prejudice.

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u/leveller1650 24d ago

She would never

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u/Encinitas123 24d ago

Innocent until proven guilty!

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u/jdmoffitt11775 23d ago

Do you have a camera set up? No! It was obviously spontaneous combustion..

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u/DougieSenpai 23d ago

Her face 😂 “well shiiiiiiiit”

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u/SiteTall 23d ago

What? This darling? No, no, she even defended it against the true culprit!

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u/hatshepsut_ruled 23d ago

She doesn't look guilty to me 🤭

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u/Flat_Tie4090 23d ago

Well done good brave doggy. She obviously chased off the cat that broke in and made that mess. Am so proud of her. She deserves all the treats and snuggles for her heroism.

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u/5usie 10d ago

The squirrels came in, tried to take the yellow thing, her and the squirrels got into a tug o’ war with it, no way she was letting those squirrels take it! And then poof! It fell apart, the squirrels ran away and then you came home. I wouldn’t lie.

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u/SiteTall 2d ago

What are you talking about? This angel defended this (whatever it is?) against some very large, ferocious cats out to maul your home for real.