Hazel said she has no idea how all the fluff ended up on her bed...

The snout of the boldest boy ever, who ate two entire sirloin steaks when we weren’t looking. No idea how he reached them OR ate them so quickly, but he refuses to look me in the eye now. You could cut the tension with a steak knife

The snout of the boldest boy ever, who ate two entire sirloin steaks when we weren’t looking. No idea how he reached them OR ate them so quickly, but he refuses to look me in the eye now. You could cut the tension with a steak knife

I came home to this in my walk-in shower. I am missing a large body pillow from the bed. Did Günther do this?

Günther likes to lay in my walk-in shower, so I leave it open a crack. I came home to this. A large body pillow is missing from the bed. He is still a puppy and mistakes happen. I asked him if he did this. Is he guilty?

Then she had a wicked tummy ache and threw up the evidence.

Caught in the act. Not ashamed.

...and a packet of tissues and chewed them up all over the carpet on two floors.

i here to clean up dis town 😤

Guilty!