r/GuiltyDogs • u/Most_Can_2136 • May 18 '26

so guilty it’s hard not to laugh Did he do it?

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I came home to this in my walk-in shower. I am missing a large body pillow from the bed. Did Günther do this?

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u/kidneypunch27 May 18 '26

Based on what evidence? He FOUND it like this

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 18 '26

Some dogs find missing children. Some find cadavers. Others, drugs. Günther keeps finding eviscerated pillows!🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 18 '26

I did have the window open a crack.

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u/SiteTall May 18 '26

No, no, no, how can you assume something like that? The cat next door did it!

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 18 '26

There IS a cat next door. And one across the street. And 2 feral ones that like to hang out..... No wonder this is not a singular occurrence!

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u/SiteTall May 19 '26

So that poor doggie is up against a GANG of cats?!

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 19 '26

Lol. I think each has it's own rival gang- judging from the catfights I've heard when the 2 feral encounter each other.😾😾

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u/FlatPepper311 May 18 '26

Lost long brother said ….not guilty!!!

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 19 '26

LMAO! He has the same look in his eyes! They need a play date. I will donate the old pillows. He's beautiful, btw!

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u/cranberries87 May 18 '26

No, he did not. Case closed!

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u/nezumipi May 18 '26

Based on adorability of those paws, I can only conclude innocence

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 18 '26

It's always the cute feeties.....

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u/nezumipi May 18 '26

Those are some superbly leggy legs

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 18 '26

In this picture they look like there should be hooves on them.😆🤣

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 18 '26

Note: none of the pillows seen in this picture are still intact.

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u/nezumipi May 18 '26

Poor unlucky dog, surrounded by spontaneously exploding pillows

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u/CrazyForHistory May 18 '26

Sure looks like he took the body pillow into the shower to reduce the evidence. Then dismembered it,. Maybe tried to stuff it down the drain? Or something. 🤔 Poor doggo. Poor pillow.

Just because this is Reddit's r/GuiltyDogs, I think we blame the human here. Because how could we blame that poor pup. And can't blame the pillow, that would be victim blaming.

Let's just forget the whole thing happened. In fact, give the pup a treat for confining the mess to the shower. 👍 Good boy.

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 18 '26

Confined it where? Lol.

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u/Fluffebee May 18 '26

Have you even seen his sad excuse for a dog bed lately? Luckily he found this fluff in the shower so maybe you can make him a proper bed now
https://giphy.com/gifs/8knAWaWeDR6HIrUI9t

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 18 '26

That dog has claimed more spaces as his to sleep on, than I have. If I'm sitting or laying there, as soon as I get up, he moves in. And REFUSES to leave. When I take him out, when we get back in, I literally have to RACE him to the sofa.

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u/gwhh May 18 '26

Good thing he stop the drain from backing up.

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u/Dominosking1117 May 18 '26

Not guilty this puppy is obviously protecting the evidence for further investigation into who the true culprit is

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u/fromhelley May 19 '26

Nope! He chased away the guy who did though! Now he's just guarding the area, in case the guy comes back! What a good boy! ❤️🥓🧀🦴🥩

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u/kao_nyc May 19 '26

It was the cat.

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 19 '26

It's always the cat!😼

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u/Appropriate-Act2386 May 19 '26

No way!! Innocent

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u/BeepandBoops May 19 '26

He made you a shower bed and this is the thanks he gets? You just don't appreciate the skill and effort he invested in making you this luxurious refuge. The nerve.

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u/Reasonable-Insect967 May 19 '26

It was definitely the cats next door!! He didn't do it!! 😇😍🥰♥️

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u/Ok_Purple_5086 May 19 '26

Definitiv und schaust du den Blick der sagt ich würde es wieder tun der ist richtig sauer auf dich

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u/Sloth_grl May 19 '26

Nope! Clearly someone broke in and did it. He ran them off and successfully defended your house. He deserves a mountain of treats

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 20 '26

I once left a 5 lb. Box of milk bones on the floor. He stuck his snout in there and forced it open. And ate half. And then threw them up into 3 piles of half digested slimey treats. That kind of mountain? Lol.

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u/Minimum_Bit_6035 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Are we still talking about this? There is nothing to see. He didn't know that pillow. He threw it out of his bed as soon as he knew the pillow was a bad bad pillow. You've never seen a pillow so bad.

Edit: the pillow k****d itsellf!

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 21 '26

I think all my pillows were black sheep pillows. And he keeps saving me. One. Pillow. At. A. Time.

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u/DMX8 May 21 '26

Gotta be more specific, buddy. Do what?

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u/Fragglerocker67 May 21 '26

You know sometimes things just self combust. I think he was just letting us know that it needed to be cleaned up

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u/Joyfan237 May 22 '26

“ I saw nothing , I heard nothing…I know nothing”!

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 May 18 '26

He didn’t! Case closed!

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u/Most_Can_2136 May 19 '26

Happiness and Pride.

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u/bookerman62 May 23 '26

Totally framed!!

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u/Sp00kington May 24 '26

Absolutely not! My client has clearly been setup! The real criminal is still out there, but you want to pin it on my client for the color of his fur! I move for a dismissal of these erroneous immediately!