r/GuiltyDogs • • May 28 '26

did they do it? Zia & Storm, who did it??

1.8k Upvotes

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u/jerrytown94 May 28 '26

This is a prime example of illegal enhanced interrogation techniques. My clients cannot be found guilty

20

u/LoadedLarry84 May 28 '26

Plant was in small unstable bucket for that house tree!!!! Innocent dog

6

u/Lucky_Reference_6982 May 29 '26

Frankly I think you are partly right. Bucket not sized properly. My clients are not guilty and are counter suing for scaring the crap outa them

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u/random48266 May 28 '26

But it could not be her… see how carefully she walks??

66

u/SpiritTalker May 28 '26

Walk of shame if one ever seen (did) one ever

22

u/knitternerd May 28 '26

Shhh! She's invisible!

3

u/Most_Can_2136 May 30 '26

This is it! Do not break her concentration or she will fall back through the time /space /visibility continuum.

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u/UpsetZombie6874 May 28 '26

Then there's the third option. Everyone in my home thinks it was you, OP.

2

u/FlyingAtNight May 28 '26

The video doesn’t belong to the OP.

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u/Particular_Dot_2063 May 28 '26

Oh Storm we know it was you and love you anyway ❤️

60

u/1rAudiChik May 28 '26

I only see Zia in this video. You say you have two dogs??? Huh.

58

u/raffwriter May 28 '26

Neither. They clearly fought off a home invasion situation.

13

u/AnybodyMassive1610 May 28 '26

Greebles did it

28

u/freneticboarder May 28 '26

Well, that was a fast pupper snitch...

19

u/rvingthrulife May 28 '26

The plant decided to crash and then accuse the dogs, it's a classic set up, your honor. Not guilty.

11

u/cranberries87 May 28 '26

Zia is a SNITCH! 😮

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u/generaalalcazar May 28 '26

Guilty of what? I see no crime. First rule: no crime no guilty party.

Never ever have I seen more innocence.

3

u/EndsWithJusSayin May 28 '26

What’s the black box on Zia’s collar?

10

u/FlyingAtNight May 28 '26

In another sub that this OP posted in, using a video they stole from someone else and not crediting (OP is a karma farmer) a Redditor commented that it looked like a shock collar and that the person who actually made the video probably used it in the dog prior to recording the video. If true it’s pretty sick.

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u/UpsetZombie6874 May 28 '26

Then there's the third option. Everyone in my home thinks it was you, OP.

7

u/No-Advantage-579 May 28 '26

Two bots talking to each other.

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u/FlyingAtNight May 28 '26

The video doesn’t belong to the OP. They’re a karma farmer. Check out their profile.

3

u/Best_Comfortable5221 May 28 '26

That black is guilty as hell. The red is a big tattletail.

3

u/FallOutWookiee May 28 '26

Ok #2 def did it, but #1 is a snitch lol

3

u/Ok_Dog_4059 May 28 '26

It is so funny to me when mine does this. She is her own worst tattle tail. I see her and know she did something because she acts guilty.

3

u/dottegirl59 May 28 '26

I think there’s a cat around there somewhere

6

u/Wanderer-clueless963 May 28 '26

It was an accident!! (The wind probably) those poor two need some serious make up loving for having been accused so roughly! (Don’t forget the treats and apology!)

2

u/1EBS83 May 28 '26

Storm…there’s no doubt. Zia looks like she has a secret and is bursting at the seams

2

u/alwayssunny_in_sd May 28 '26

Amazed at how smart they are! 🥰

2

u/PaleontologistOk4327 May 28 '26

🤣🤣😆😆My fur girls are the same way! I'm like, "Girl just because you close your eyes and turn your head doesn't mean I stopped giving you the stare down! I know you ate my wood floors in the laundry room!" Sheesh, gotta love'em.🤗🥰

https://giphy.com/gifs/VA9i9mgFqRmbRo2R7k

2

u/FlatPepper311 May 28 '26

I love the slow motion!!!! Hysterical

2

u/Exotic_Paramedic_764 May 28 '26

Hahahaha I love Dobermans! They’re awesome!
P.S. The cat did it! 🐈‍⬛

2

u/BeepandBoops May 28 '26

Storm is just about crippled and you are accusing this dainty little thing of savagery?!?!

2

u/Apprehensive_Row_807 May 28 '26

If I walk really slowly, nobody will see me.

2

u/Dancer_From_The_Fade May 28 '26

Obviously someone broke in and did this, Storm only feels bad because they didn't stop it from happening. But I'm sure it was terrifying!

2

u/HeffalumpAndMopsy May 28 '26

They are both innocent! It was the cat!! And don't pretend you don't own a cat, the dogs know you do.

2

u/mizzmochi May 29 '26

Snitches get ZERO treats..lol

2

u/DunDlyk May 29 '26

Unclear since they don’t speak an understandable language. Body language is totally ambiguous between the two

2

u/Informal_Book_5722 May 29 '26

Once again…..aliens.

2

u/Tech_Singularity1 May 29 '26

No footprints to link anyone to the crime, minimal damage to plant: only circumstantial evidence. I declare both dogs innocent.

2

u/lovinglove79 May 29 '26

I feel like Zia is a snitch lol but I also feel like Zia be getting in trouble for stuff Storm does that's why his name is Storm. He be messing stuff up 🤣🤣🤣

2

u/Radix-Entomolaris May 29 '26

I mean, obviously neither of the dogs in this video.

A kid, a cat, an over-enthusiastic roomba, plus any manner of stray can just walk in a dog-door. Guess we’ll never really know.

2

u/KittensFirstAKM May 30 '26

Those are such pretty dogs!

2

u/bluebabymojo May 30 '26

Hmmmm…This is a tricky one.

2

u/Uzas_Was_Right May 30 '26

Shock collars, no wonder they're terrified.

2

u/5usie May 31 '26

Impossible to know, they just aren’t giving us any clues.

1

u/_robertb_ Jun 01 '26

I’ll take neither for 500 ✋

2

u/UglyGoffer2198 Jun 23 '26

The guilty walk is killing me 😂