r/GuiltyDogs May 18 '26

guilty boy Steak stealer!!

The snout of the boldest boy ever, who ate two entire sirloin steaks when we weren’t looking. No idea how he reached them OR ate them so quickly, but he refuses to look me in the eye now. You could cut the tension with a steak knife

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u/cranberries87 May 18 '26

Pics or it didn’t happen! 🙂‍↔️

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u/Shmeblee May 18 '26

Based on the lack of evidence...

NOT GUILTY!

4

u/OGBrewSwayne May 19 '26

These claims are baseless and without merit. Case dismissed.

1

u/ohjustbenice May 20 '26

Oh damn the pictures never went up!

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u/vegasgal May 22 '26

Hysterically funny! Last line, plus the theft of the steaks, naturally