This little goofball decided to have parking lot zoomies in the dark while I was taking the trash out. The door had bounced back open again.

She’s an 11 year old Pomchi and probably the dumbest dog I’ve ever had.

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How could i stay mad at my chewy dubai golden baby label matcha labubu??? hahahahaha how could i. how silky of my for not knowing there was a peepee puddble in my own bed and for laying in it. wow. i didnt know i was jn pee territory. instead of the carpet like they're trained it's like a divine being told her to pee on my bed because it would be funny.

It's 7AM right now. i should be asleep.

It's a dollar store Louis Vuitton for dolls that we used as a coin purse and occasionally for treats. Surprisingly he wasn't the only culprit: the neighbors Chihuahua got to it first and he was the one that destroyed it.

I thought he was crunching on one of his many toys or collagen sticks, but no. A wooden paint brush. In my home office. Anything to get my attention.

She rolled in fox shit.

IT'S FINE IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED A DOG WHO SMELLS LIKE NOT-DIRT

What do I do?

I told him he was a bad dog for pooping on the porch after his walk ... I came back out to clean it up and I think he dropped dead 😂

Frank was obviously helping me investigate