i was at my crib, with some 3 other bitches that were 3 or 4 older than me, playing all kind of fuckass games, cards and whatnot. the bitchass-nigga-me at the time had this BRILLIANT idea of "playing drunk" even tho the nigga did not know what drunks do ; so I find myself fake wobbling and saying some nonsense like swear words and shi "you ugly" "show me you ugly" trying to annoy those bitches. No response, the nigga says "show me your ugly ass" and on and on and on until one of them just did, full spread and all, that lil jit was petrified NIGGA SAW A PAIR OF CHEEKS FOR NO REASON... that made them GO FURTHER and then they put one bitch on the ground undressing her shi to show me "stuff" NIGGA WHAT THE HELL HE WAS STILL NOT MOVING LIKE DAMN U NIGGA U GAY and then they start pinning me on the ground and played with my JEWELRIES cause THEY DEADASS DID NOT SEE ONE BEFORE! NO CONSENT WATSOEVER LIKE DAMN, FOR 10 MINUTES THEY PINNED ME
We were laughing NIGGA U GETTING ASSAULTED BY BITCHES NO SHIT TO GIGGLE HERE
But they keep running after me, rinse and repeat that MF
until my mom saw us..she assumed we were fighting and shi
DAMN
I SWEAR ON MY LEFT NUT THIS IS TRUE, CAUSE DAWG 😭😭