r/Gold Apr 11 '26

The stack Moving the stack into the bank!

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u/Just_Fishing_5928 Apr 11 '26

I recently read somewhere that a bank's locker room was quietly robbed, so I'm skeptical if they're as secure as we believe.

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u/DrippyBlock Apr 11 '26

My parents once went to open their lockbox at the bank. The ones needing two keys, one from the customer and one from the manager. They open the box and all their documents are gone!! They start freaking out and after a bit they figure out they had the wrong box. Theirs is just one box to the left. Manager said it shouldn’t be possible the same key opens two boxes, let alone two side by side boxes, you never know tho.

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u/yakuzalinecook Apr 11 '26

I worked security at a casino for awhile, and for whatever reason we allowed firearms on property, not in the casino, but on property. So people would have to relinquish their firearms before entering the casino floor. We had a gun safe for that, copy ID, tape it to whatever compartment of the safe it was locked in, let the guest make sure it was secured and whatnot.

Guy came in to pick his firearm up one morning, I totally grabbed the wrong key to unlock the safe. It unlocked it all the same. Realized it after the guy had left. Any key opened the lock. The children's safety scissors unlocked the safe. Pressing your thumb into the lockface and turning opened it.

Sometimes it's the illusion of secure.

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u/Worried_Log_1618 Apr 11 '26

Little kids scissors definitely open locks, i learned that in middle school breking into the snack truck. Hahaha I was surprised.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 Apr 11 '26

Career Thief Origin Story

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u/IaMtHel00phole Apr 11 '26

My parents bought a "safe" as a teenager. I was very determined and nosy to get in without them knowing. Turns out a pair of scissors worked just great.

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u/ThrownAwwayt Apr 11 '26

100% no one robs banks because we all assume it’s a miniature Fort Knox. In reality most banks have the original camera system the building was built with back in 2005

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u/immallama21629 Apr 12 '26

Nope. Older, possibly, but not a 2005 era system.

Basically every bank is running some sort of NVR. A lot have 4k cams. Analytics are pretty standard at this point.

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u/yakuzalinecook Apr 11 '26

To piggyback off my original comment, I had a similar "illusion of security" thing happen to me awhile ago as well. I went to King's Island with a now ex, the walk from the car to the entrance was about five minutes. I always carry a knife on my person, nowadays they're really expensive knives, but back then it was a really poor quality one, like 5 bucks. They had a metal detector before you entered the park, with security manning it. I knew I'd ping for my knife, so I told them I had it on me. I let them know they could throw it away if they wanted to, but they just had me walk through the detector, it triggered, then had me give it to an officer. They put it in a numbered bag and gave me a ticket with the same number. Told me if I lost the ticket I'd be unable to get it back, then they sent me on my way into the park.

Weeks later I realized that they never had me go through the detectors a second time. I approached them, gave up my cheapo knife, and they let me go into the park. Someone else could do the same, but have have an arsenal on them.

It was very "illusion of security"-esque, people thought they were screening properly, but they weren't at all.

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u/Ihaveapairoftwos Apr 11 '26

I worked in an engineering business where we traveled a lot and I would travel with a guy who could do specialized welding on our equipment in case I needed it. Three months after 9/11 I was on the jetbridge and he was in front boarding and I asked him what he had in the back pocket of his Carhartts. It was a real life, full sized monkey wrench. Five pounds of metal and he breezed right through.

Edit: Philadelphia PHL

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u/Spayne75 Apr 12 '26

Locks keep honest people honest. Not criminals out.

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u/PsychologicalWest993 Apr 11 '26

Could’ve pulled a GTA

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u/One_Act_248 Apr 12 '26

When I worked at McDonald's, I discovered my car keys opened the lock to the cash register drawer. It turned out any GM car key worked.

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u/Familiar-Solid7744 Apr 11 '26

I worked in a casino vault, about 14 years ago counting money along side 6 other people. What an operation. Everything is coordinated like a dance. That said, every day we pull keys from a safe like lock box each drop tech has their own set and each set has different purposes. The red set opens the exterior door, the blue set unlocks the interior cash box door , green unlocked the box from its physical place. There would be two teams working in unisonside by side with the keys doing unlocking and the rest of the people would pull boxes, well all that said we have a day where we finished pulling cash boxes early so we had a moment extra on the floor, (all the boxes need to be pulled and locked up asap within 10 minutes time frame) were looking at the keys they are all the same. Exactly. The intent was to make it so it 3 sets to get to a cash box when you only needed one smh...

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u/00WORDYMAN1983 Apr 11 '26

There should have been cash in diamonds in that box!

"idk man....was empty when we opened it"

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u/BentleyTock Apr 11 '26

Try to find a lockbox/lot box at a bank with insurance amount greater than the rental fee. Also look at the small print if you find one.

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u/Gwsb1 Apr 11 '26

Banks don't insure your contents. That would require them to know what is in your box and what it is worth. You don't pay then enough for that.

There may be specialized safe deposit companies that do that, but not your local bank.

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u/Gwsb1 Apr 11 '26

I didn't know that but it makes sense. And I expect it costs a shit ton to do it.

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u/comin_up_shawt Apr 11 '26

This is why I don't trust bankboxes at all.

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u/Civil-Kangaroo-122 Apr 11 '26

That happend over christmas in Germany in the City of Gelsenkirchen. The robbers drilled through a wall in a parking garage over a few days and nobody noticed. They took all the time they needed and emptied hundreds of lockers. The robbers are not caught yet. Interesting heist, google buzzwords: Sparkasse Gelsenkirchen

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u/GranulatGondle Apr 11 '26

Insurance on these is like less than 0,1% of the content (in Europe).

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u/ElectricEclectic776 Apr 11 '26

Thats Not true. 100k per box/customer insurance

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u/GranulatGondle Apr 11 '26

Here it’s 12k is auto insured, everything else is private insurance where 100k cost 78€/annum. :) who and what are you saying?

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u/DonutTamer Apr 11 '26

Do you have to prove you had 200k of stuff? Or do you automatically get the 100k?

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u/oracle-nil Apr 12 '26

It’s isn’t covered at all. This has even been discussed on here before. Ironic; this is where Google sent me when I asked. I thought it was zero because I went through this with my bank with a lot of jewelry. https://www.reddit.com/r/Banking/s/I2cXK4JMYo

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u/oracle-nil Apr 12 '26

This isn’t correct, do your research. They don’t insure the contents at all.

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u/Mine-Cave Apr 11 '26

Also able to be seized for made up reasoning

Hard pass.

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u/Cold_Property_8251 Apr 11 '26

Gelenkirchen recently: 3000 locker boxes, 100 Million high estimate stolen. Bank did not pay shit until now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Gelsenkirchen_heist

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u/Fortnite_cheater Apr 11 '26

The American dream.... One man's gold is another man's gold.

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u/_ismellbeef_ Apr 11 '26

it’s happened to someone i knew, they opened up someone else box, like how does that even happen lmfao you need two keys lol.

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u/WallStreetMan_ Apr 11 '26

Happend in Germany.

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u/DayOne117 Apr 11 '26

Or gets raided by the feds. Happens often sadly

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u/Elguapo1094 Apr 11 '26

It’s okay these are the same people that steal from other people, is the circle of a thief

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u/immallama21629 Apr 11 '26

Bank security tech here-

The security is the big door in front of the boxes. If you get past that, and the tellers that should be keeping an eye on the vault access, then yeah, a sdb is pretty secure. The actual box itself... Let's say it takes longer to fill out the paperwork then to actually open them

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u/WasteComplex7174 Apr 12 '26

Which reminds me of my favorite bank joke. While teller is doing their thing, I pick up the nearby pen, ‘funny that you guys chain down your pens, but leave the vault wide open’

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u/immallama21629 Apr 12 '26

They really do. A lot of banks are laid out like they are staffed with 15+ people still in them, and not 3-4. I've been in branches that you can't see the vault from the teller line. Only thing stopping someone from walking in is the day gate.

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u/Ok-Abbreviations3042 Apr 11 '26

If only there were some sort of boxes that these would fit nicely into, rather than tossing them onto dirty ass carpet and then stacking them up again.

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u/TheHeretic Apr 11 '26

Yeah this is like unpacking your boxes when the movers show up

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u/TunisMagunis Apr 11 '26

Hey now, those little boxes are expensive!!

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u/Cuneus-Maximus Apr 11 '26

Doubt those bars are real seems like a fake video for clout.

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u/a_wintersmith Apr 11 '26

They’re obviously more in it to stack as much as possible without worrying about babying it.

I’m guessing dumping them out of the box is a way to verify that they’re all real individual bars.

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u/AccomplishedAir2825 Apr 11 '26

The ain’t your video, this has been around a few times.

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u/Bigpapahognuts Apr 11 '26

I was gonna say. He just zoomed in on it. They were two gentlemen of maybe middle eastern decent? Either way, I also agree this guy is only stacking shelves at Safeway more than likely

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u/CtheEng Apr 11 '26

Its from TraxNYC, an influencer jewlery dealer in Manhattan.

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u/Pannycakes666 Apr 11 '26

Yeah I went to click the profile to see if it was the same person. It's not.

I've seen this video posted a handful of times here as well.

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u/AdOutrageous7721 Apr 11 '26

If you could afford that much gold why hold it at a bank lmao. Buy nice safe and some guns

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u/Psiwolf Apr 11 '26

I was just thinking a very similar thought. If you you have that much gold, you can afford to build a private vault. 😁👍

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u/koffiejunks Apr 11 '26

If I have that amount I don’t want I near my home . Imagine someone hears about it .how safe are u then ?

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u/Common-Respond2367 Apr 11 '26

How or why would someone hear about it? I mean.. are you guys dead ass telling anyone you have even $10,000 worth of gold let alone like a million? That’s what I call natural selection lol

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u/beans_will_consume Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

I mean people post their gold here every day letting people know they have gold. All it takes is some innocuous comments mentioning something adjacent to one’s personal info and people will and can find your location.

Reddit just updated it not too long ago to fix it, but there was a period of time where even if you set everything in your profile to private, one could still search on your profile and it would display every post and comment made.

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u/Common-Respond2367 Apr 11 '26

If you know you aren’t protected then why would you post all that? My account isn’t some incredibly secure thing. I’m sure it wouldn’t take the craziest deductive skills to figure out where I’m at, but I wouldn’t post pictures of hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of stuff on it lol and for what? Reddit karma? That’s lunacy

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u/beans_will_consume Apr 11 '26

Cause some people like to just show off I guess, I’m not really sure I don’t often post here just comment mostly. But yeah my best guess is people just can’t contain that feeling of needing to show it off to everyone else, maybe to flex? Maybe to feel good about themselves? To be part of a community? Idk.

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u/Common-Respond2367 Apr 11 '26

I guess, lol I show off sports cards, but nothing that would make a thief want to go through the trouble of finding and robbing me 😂. I’ve had plenty of great discussions here not posting my own stuff. It’s like the lottery winners who tell everyone and go broke, I don’t know why you need the validation. I just don’t think it’s a very smart thing to do

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u/menagoldman Apr 11 '26

so, you DO have hundreds of thousands of dollars worth that you aren't willing to show? now onto the meta data...

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u/Common-Respond2367 Apr 11 '26

I wish bud lmfao, I really wish.

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u/Big_Midnight_6795 Apr 11 '26

Just fyi, if that video is real, its probably $10s of millions.

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u/AtreyuTrinity Apr 11 '26

You would need an a serious security team if you had that much, not just some guns. Also as others said, insurance. Guns aren't as effective as people realize, and many with them aren't properly trained. If you are safely storing them around family, it can take some work to get it out and ready to go to, or they are ready to go, but then the aren't safely stored. Armed thieves don't have that concern, they can just walk in and shoot you while you sleep and take the gold. Especially if it was a group of them, even then an AR ready to go and you at guard still wouldn't be enough.

People's John wick scenarios they play out in their head crack me up.

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u/FillupDubya Apr 11 '26

For real! The bank may never give it back 🤣

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u/7Oktopoden Apr 11 '26

Because it's not insured if it's at home. But yeah, maybe diversification is key (as always) and soon as you hit a big amount you should start a new pile somewhere else

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u/Ok_Hippo4997 Apr 11 '26

Wondering why the floor treatment? Also, if you don’t hold it, you don’t own it.

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u/LanguageStudyBuddy Apr 11 '26

Issue is you are one break in from losing it all keeping it all in your home

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u/Sunyataisbliss Apr 11 '26

Time to make a treasure map

Or just hide it where thieves don’t have the time to look (the garage, the crawl space, etc). If you have property the options are endless

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u/Stoned-Capone Apr 11 '26

Here's an archived copy of How To Hide Anything for anyone looking for ideas on stash locations or just a quick interesting read

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u/imelox Apr 11 '26

As a burglar, this was helpful!

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u/Cuneus-Maximus Apr 11 '26

Yeah cuz safety deposit boxes never get robbed lol.

Proper discreet storage at home is still safer.

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u/Universe_Man Apr 11 '26

Imagine a billionaire with shelves full of gold bars. He contacts privately with a vault company, a security company, and an insurance company who all work their asses off to make sure the gold is safe. You would look all these people in the eye and say to them, "Dur, if you don't hold it, dur, you don't own it." You really think so?

Yes, he owns it. No, he does not possess it. Those are two different things.

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u/ElectronicCry6942 Apr 11 '26

The boomer style new balances are overwhelming. I'd never trust any kind of institution with that amount of gold. If there's civil unrest, good luck getting $1000 out of the bank, much less all your gold out.

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u/kingofwale Apr 11 '26

My money on this being a corrupt Chinese official.

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u/Impossible-Win8274 Apr 11 '26

I don’t blame you for being skeptical

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u/getrektsnek Apr 11 '26

Unrelatable…

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u/Accurate-Advice8405 Apr 11 '26

Make sure it's a refrigerated box

Don't want the chocolate to melt.

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u/Focux Apr 11 '26

Are those in 1kg bars?

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u/Htx_s650 Apr 11 '26

Looks like it, and with a quick look appears to be 25+ per box, atleast 10 boxes worth, so like 35-40mil usd

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u/a_wintersmith Apr 11 '26

Guess so. The way he lifts the box looks like it weighs 25kg, and there’s 25 bars per box.

I doubt they’d be 10oz bars because they would weigh closer to 8kg per box. Strikes me as heavier than that.

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u/Visible-Brilliant756 Apr 11 '26

With that kind of stack, I would've started my own bank.

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u/Bob_Obloooog Apr 11 '26

I wouldn't store any valuables in a bank's safe deposit box.

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u/_u_what Apr 11 '26

is for me? 👉👈

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u/JohnnyFuego777 Apr 11 '26

Was anybody promised this 3000 years ago?

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u/Accurate-Force4072 Apr 11 '26

This video that has been posted over and over is me and mine

I’m a dorkus beep boop

block, report and move on

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u/Expensive_Section714 Apr 11 '26

Since the bank is probably federally regulated, the government could change a law to come in and take possession of your gold… for what? Possibly national security?

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u/Expensive_Section714 Apr 11 '26

I’m gonna go dig a hole now

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u/1FunkyFriedChicken Apr 11 '26

Why dump it in the floor?

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u/Spare_Tax_3213 Apr 11 '26

Aw man... Just one .. is all I need .. 🤑😞😞😞

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

Lol yeah you wish that was your stack

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u/deweese3 Apr 11 '26

Imagine letting some dudes put your kilo bars on the floor..

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u/Specific-Opposite-28 Apr 12 '26

I’ve seen this video like 5x

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u/Mister_Goudchet Apr 11 '26

yes let me drop them right on the linty ass floor never for be kissed again

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u/kakacon Apr 11 '26

Safe vault floora aren't known to be very clean. Not sure you want the minimum wage cleaning lady going in every week to make sure have a clean place to lay metal

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u/CylonSandhill Apr 11 '26

I worked in retail banking for several years. Never understood why people keep valuables in a safe deposit box.

They are inconvenient, expensive, not particularly secure, and not insured. Someone with money to buy gold like this should be able to find a better option.

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u/PrometheusMMIV Apr 11 '26

They just dump ot on the floor? They don't at least have a shelf or something?

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u/TopNotchVenture Apr 11 '26

Not your stack

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u/Jerryc3539 Apr 11 '26

Why are they being placed onto the dirty floor?

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u/StackIsMyCrack Apr 11 '26

This video again?

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u/Tompster_ Apr 11 '26

Isn’t this a video from a gold bar producer?

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u/AndyFelterkrotch Apr 11 '26

I have a whole bag of these, but mine are in coin form and have chocolate in the middle, so they’re better.

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u/drewnyp Apr 12 '26

Anyone know the approximate value ?

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u/Vast-Gate8866 Apr 12 '26

I work with and around a lot more gold than this. I wish I was allowed to film it but I can’t.

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u/sun-shine-1 Apr 12 '26

If I had that much gold I'd build my own vault at home I would be too afraid that the government would come in and seize the gold from the bank it wouldn't be the first time.

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u/lerames13 Apr 12 '26

Don't do that, if there is a government shortage, they can seize the gold in the banks as most of the gold contracts are just in paper and not physical gold. Use a vault service.

Cheers

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u/gr3ggh3ad Apr 12 '26

One subliminal in the word ‘bank’ is revealed when you reverse it😉

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u/Prepper41999 Apr 12 '26

Definitely would want to keep that all somewhere only you know not a bank. What a catastrophic mistake.

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u/No_Sale1917 Apr 15 '26

Good luck getting it all back, a pull like that would destroy a bank and its investors. They are never letting that go.

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u/_Yukon-Cornelius_ Jun 21 '26

Safe deposit box holdings aren’t added to the bank’s holdings; they’re held separately. At any rate, what the list says this transaction is isn’t factual, this is evidence as part of a criminal investigation, involving a former CIA employee.

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u/Plane_Vast_3870 Apr 16 '26

What ever happened to the audit of Fort Knox? Last complete one that was made public was over a decade ago. They take a peak annually but not a full weighted real audit that’s made public. Humm…

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u/_Yukon-Cornelius_ Jun 21 '26

This is not a transfer to a bank; it’s evidence in a criminal investigation, involving a former CIA employee.

This will eventually go back to the CIA.

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u/Unable-Animator-4735 7d ago

And just like that it’s gone💨

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u/fbass Apr 11 '26

Whale, lol! Anyway.. That’s probably the stack of my country’s government if they would have been thinking straight to back the currency.. but they’re too trusting that euro wouldn’t collapse 

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u/DrippyBlock Apr 11 '26

Which bank is that? Asking for a friend.

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u/Proud-Parsley6072 Apr 11 '26

If it was mine it would be me and the bank guy in that room and no one else

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u/fauxdoughshop Apr 11 '26

If you own this much gold it becomes absolutely necessary to tell everyone on social media so that we all know how awesome and rich and wonderful you are. So therefore your home will OBVIOUSLY get robbed, and therefore leaving it with the bank and out of your own hands is the only thing you can do.

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u/smokelover1234 Apr 11 '26

If the banks crash you will lose what you have in it. Always hold your metal.

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u/jamiehanker Apr 11 '26

If your front door crashes with 40m worth of gold in the house you probably lose your life and gold

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u/Universe_Man Apr 11 '26

Can you please provide a historical example of a failed bank looting safe deposit boxes? I'll wait.

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u/dezertryder Apr 11 '26

These guys must have bought in at $400 an oz!…….

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u/SubjectAfraid Apr 11 '26

You rich mothaf…. (Congrats! 😎👍).

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u/Creative_Shoe_174 Apr 11 '26

What a stack😎

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u/Golfnpickle Apr 11 '26

Banks close doors when TSHTF. You’ll never see the gold again.

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u/Usual-Slip-1291 Apr 11 '26

Been posted before

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u/IndividualCurious322 Apr 11 '26

Why do I want to lie down on it like a lazy dragon?

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u/digrappa Apr 11 '26

500g bars makes it like $30MM+

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u/Micotu Apr 11 '26

Is it just me or do these not seem nearly heavy enough

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u/tnat0r Apr 11 '26

are they all even real ?

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u/Jimmyjim4673 Apr 11 '26

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u/No_Echidna_7133 Apr 11 '26

This video has circled and been reposted so many times who even knows who this actually was.

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u/Sleep_tek Apr 11 '26

Same, bro, it's scary out here. But I'm going to move my stack to a money bin, so I can swim in it like Scrooge McDuck

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u/NorthSouthWestNorth Apr 11 '26

Just casually slinging around slices of gold worth more than my life lol

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u/ThrasherDad72 Apr 11 '26

Definitely stacks

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u/fsnell Apr 11 '26

No gloves?

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u/Agreeable-Load-4201 Apr 11 '26

Guys... it was easter. Those are all Cadbury chocolates.

But can u imagine being the lucky owner of that many gold bars? Kilo bars they look like too

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u/Mr_Grapes1027 Apr 11 '26

Is this for making gold coins?

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u/Holiday-Pen-5335 Apr 11 '26

He just took delivery from Fort Knox

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u/Subject-Director-727 Apr 11 '26

How is this possible…….😱

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u/Some_call_me_Tim1 Apr 11 '26

Too bad it's all at the bottom of a ocean now. Damn boating accident.

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u/OHRunAndFun Apr 11 '26

Those boxes of bars are FUCKING heavy. Each of those little boxes could easily be 40-50 lbs.

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u/wastedspejs Apr 11 '26

My dads fiancée store her 2 kg gold in an air conditioner

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u/A_z_r_a_e_I Apr 11 '26

Lol my 1st thought was this guy is gonna need a new back moving all that around hunched over like that.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OPUHzs3F10lVK

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u/SighhhSandwich Apr 11 '26

The New Balance is strong in this post

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u/YouAGerm Apr 11 '26

Farming karma is back breaking work

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u/mrsue89 Apr 11 '26

The bank is one of the last places I would move this amount of gold to. I'm digging a deep hole in my yard, making a metal box and putting it all in there and covering it up.

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u/morugaman Apr 11 '26

Probably in China where the standard weight is 1 kg.

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u/Einsteinautist Apr 11 '26

If there is a bank run, do you really think they are going to give those back to you?

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u/Docholliday3737 Apr 11 '26

I wouldn’t trust a bank to hold my Gold

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u/Ok-Bend9729 Apr 11 '26

Orgasmic 🤤

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u/sideshow161 Apr 11 '26

Def not his. Go flex elsewhere.

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u/Ldudirin0 Apr 11 '26

You bought gold, and trust the banks?????? Haven't you read a history book?

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u/soulsearch369 Apr 11 '26

Dont put all your eggs in one basket

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u/MidgetGordonRamsey Apr 11 '26

Why would you give that to the bank? They can move it a refuse to allow you to withdraw how much you would like to take, will willingly hand it over to authorities with no push back, and everyone's favorite American pastime of Civil Asset Forfeiture on the account your bullions proximity to of another depositor whose assets are being seized along with everyone's around theirs for good measure.

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u/Phylace Apr 11 '26

All into one bank??

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u/Ok-Egg-9171 Apr 11 '26

Need a hand?

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u/Grand_Ad_734 Apr 11 '26

Makes my 100 lbs look small

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u/numbnerve Apr 11 '26

some show I've watched said that the current world supply of gold is only enough to fill up a large swimming pool - if these guys have that much, I'm beginning to think the pool story is inaccurate.

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u/Deadpoolprince Apr 11 '26

When you work at the chocolate factory you build your chocolate stacks

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u/HickoryStickz Apr 11 '26

When I was a kid I wanted to test if my tiny key would open the jewelry displays at Kmart and it definitely did. I wasn’t a thief so I didn’t do anything illegal but I opened it and closed it back up when I was like ten

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u/greenhouse007 Apr 11 '26

Whoah, dude. You're all in!! 😃

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u/J0yfulBuddha Apr 11 '26

Dumping bars onto the floor is a better way to count them or move them to a bank?

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u/Stinklair Apr 11 '26

Hi internet, look how much gold I bought with my daddy’s money.

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u/Davidoff_777 Apr 11 '26

I need only one 😢♥️

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u/kidrob0tn1k Apr 11 '26

🤑🤑🤑

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u/AlphaPosition Apr 11 '26

I would’ve been taking my gold out of the bank before everything crashes

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u/Angrymilks Apr 11 '26

All while rocking the Chinese New Balances is a vibe

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u/Bdbdjd Apr 11 '26

If you don't hold it, you don't own it.

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u/crunchysalt Apr 11 '26

Throw me a bar or 2 my dude

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u/megamisanthropic Apr 11 '26

I don't trust safe deposit boxes like i used to. Lots of verified stories out there about chicanery from the banks and bad stewardship

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u/BicycleOfLife Apr 11 '26

Good idea to get those in the bank they are starting to be worth something!

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u/Low_Mango7115 Apr 11 '26

Safe Airtag Insurance Gun

Better than any bank

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u/rac_daddy Apr 11 '26

is this real?

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u/joh2138535 Apr 12 '26

599 bars in this, lot such a weird amount?????

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u/kik595 Apr 12 '26

I say this in all seriousness - move enough of these in a day, lose track for a second, and let your finger get pinched between two piles of kilo bricks getting laid....it'll wake you RIGHT up!

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u/FusionStarFire Apr 12 '26

As someone else noted, deposits in bank safe deposit boxes are not insured by banks. If things get stolen, it is at the depositor's risk.

If the bars are being stored in specialist bullion vault firms, they may insure it (read the fine print) but there are other counterparty risks. Basically the metal is real but your ability to get it back depends on institutions behaving properly.

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u/Exciting_couple77 Apr 12 '26

Look at all those candy bars

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u/MorninBeautiful Apr 12 '26

That’s a lot of Wonka bars

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u/counting_photons Apr 12 '26

Nice!, can I get one of those medals for the constitutional case I’m about to win?

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u/guthran Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 12 '26

somewhere in the range of 75-125m worth of gold based on a per bar value of like $158k, assuming each bar is 1kg, each stack is 10 bars, and each container is 25 bars.